Long time no see, friend. Let's eat. Thank you for doing me a favor and having a meal. 10 classmates get together and have a meal; Married men and women meet for the first time and eat; Talking about the list needs a quick start, so let's eat. ...
Some dinners are particularly secular and smoky. Either make a difference on the wine table, or everyone wants to find their own sense of existence. This kind of dinner, the digestive system and brain should work together, which may make you sweat.
Cheng Yumeng, the heroine written by Bao Jingjing in her travel notes or raiders, became a food columnist, chose high school classmates to have dinner in high-end restaurants, showed off the calories of Tuscany, spaghetti and dried sausages, earned a lot of cold sweat admiration, and waved a Buick. "Hey, it's from the magazine. What a bother!" Then, in everyone's eager eyes, they rode away on the world of mortals, leaving a group of Shanxi villagers who didn't bite spaghetti to meet and go to the hot pot restaurant to renew their stalls. ...
This is too timid-if the writer doesn't say "500 an hour" to the driver after getting on the bus, right? I'll rent it here, find a subway station in front of you and let me down. This joke is ironic, because each of us is familiar with this kind of dinner. As big as a Buick, as small as dressing up for dinner or buying a box of high-end cigarettes and then taking them out casually, or toasting in the order of one, two, three and four when eating, all these need to be planned in advance, and eating is obviously the last place.
So eating is just the beginning, gathering is the purpose, and how to interact after the party is the truth. Homecoming is a situation PK; Customer management is the feeling of contacting and signing the bill; Blind date dinner is a test for each other; If you have dinner with your mother-in-law, you should make bold assumptions and be careful to verify.
Of course, there are also some meals in the world that can reflect the true feelings, such as kebabs on the roadside. Everyone drinks a few glasses of beer, the evening breeze blows gently, and the moonlight is bright, which makes people want to tear off the rigid mask during the day and tell each other what they want, just like the Japanese always drink the last drop of tears in izakaya after work. Although eating here is not the main character, it is really not so easy to untie the knot without the particularly hazy and gentle smoke and beer on the kebab and the catalytic effect of a group of people crowded together.
Anyway, there are meals every day, sometimes for work and sometimes because of loneliness. We play, escape and talk in the dinner, which makes this cycle of supplementing protein and carbohydrates colorful. Sometimes gossip flows between these meals, and there are many times when there is nothing left after a meal, but we still rush to the next one.
People's meals should be like this.
Most pretentious: Literature and Art Bureau
Artists are so sour that hooligans can't stop them. Literati love to eat together for a long time. People with dual personalities like Li Bai can even cook their own dinner. till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, the shadow comes with me, and the three of them walk together ... And the theme of this dinner is nothing more than "Life is alive and good as water" and Feng Tang wrote: "Once at a dinner, a girl came with him, with black and white hair and face." And circles are circles, and the most rewarding thing after eating all night may be those jokes.
The most tangled: Entrepreneurial Cold Food Bureau
Although the ingredients of the bureau are not so heavy, cold meals are more popular now as an elegant and dignified way to save money than Chinese buffets. Ideally, entrepreneurs and investors are holding champagne at the top of skyscrapers and smiling at each other; In fact, when entrepreneurs saw investors coming from far away, they quickly ate a sandwich with orange juice and rushed to introduce themselves for the hundredth time.
Most meaningful: Presidium of Alumni Association
It is a cosplay show with high-end cigarettes, brand-name bags and high-end cars as props. Everyone is playing superego. I may not be utilitarian when I go, and I want to correct this bad style. But after listening to everyone blowing around, it seems that you will be forgotten if you don't say something, so you pretend to be open-minded and smile.
The most dangerous: a dangerous meal
Either meet a specific enemy, such as a mother-in-law or a lover who is ready to showdown, or have a sacred mission to achieve. At this time, we should show the spirit of the hongmen banquet, from stomach to soul. For example, after the Olympic Games, an official of a provincial sports bureau really died while pushing a cup for a change-this is a game that needs to be played with his life.
Offline: Stranger Bureau
There are always some inexplicable dinners, either everyone doesn't know them, or everyone else seems to know them, but you have no friends. If there are any interpersonal barriers, the situation is like a vacuum standing in the middle of the banquet: who am I, what should I do, or eat more?
The most desolate: playing mobile phone bureau
Everyone slowly slides their fingers with their mobile phones, and their faces are dull. In fact, the inner scenes are particularly rich. Otherwise, attendees come to Aite in Weibo who care about a lively interaction, as long as the posted photos look good. As for whether the atmosphere at the scene is cold or not, others can't tell; The other one is really exquisite. Everyone really doesn't want to talk to the person in front of them, so let's leave early.
Lowest cost performance: Wedding Bureau
One of the bigger meals usually gives you a complicated mentality of three points being beautiful, two points being boring and five points not wanting to pay a penny. Due to the diminishing marginal cost, wedding companies mass-produce a large number of wedding banquets with the same procedures, all of which are white wedding dresses and red flag dresses shuttling between wine tables, which will suddenly make people feel trance who they are attending.
What I care about most: Commerce Bureau.
To put it bluntly, it is to accompany customers to dinner, and it is really to set up a game to win a certain list. Both guests have hidden things in their hearts. You want me to sign it now. Although I know that the dinner is not free, I am also thinking about how to make myself passive.
These are always topics.
how much money do you earn?
Whether you are a colleague or a stranger you meet by chance, you always want to know how much money you make ... Of course, this situation is more likely to happen in the relationship that has already happened. Old classmates and former colleagues always turn around and ask you, "How much do you have to pay for each moonlight tax?" "can't it take half a month to buy a 4S?" At this moment, if you show "?" Naive and rich. The expression is ok.
How on earth have you been?
Except salary, all questions related to the quality of life, such as did you shake the number? What number of oil do you add? Is your home connected to the subway? If parents come to Beijing, is it enough to live at home? Where do you usually eat and shop? What's the girlfriend's house for? This obscure question can almost combine the answers into a human map, from which you can analyze your childhood background and growth experience. ...
Life planning
You always have to thank some dinner participants for their love and are willing to plan your life for you. They usually appear as gentle elders, but your major, occupation and hobbies are best in line with their values, otherwise you will hear a heartfelt "you can't do this, young man" under the influence of alcohol. His face is full of autumn scenery. Look at the spring water, with a bloody summer in the middle. Forget it, let's drink.
Other people's gossip
Gossip is the glue of society ... especially the gossip of people whom * * * knows together, which has a sense of excitement to unveil the veil of people around them, and is an important level to cultivate teams, test teams and cultivate collective sense of honor. At least among girls, being able to speak ill of others together is a proof of friendship-who can guarantee not to be betrayed in this world? But I still tell you gossip, don't live up to your heart.
Tiger of the dining table
360 lines, okay, okay, okay. Chatting with a bunch of people who have been ignited by alcohol, you can always hear some industry insiders, which company's personnel changes, which investors can't stand the investment most, and why JD.COM. The bosses of COM hope to live in harmony with each other. As soon as I heard this, I couldn't wait to take out my notebook and write it down for the next meal.
Express the truth
Talking about the secret history of Wu Zetian is not as strong as telling each other the stupid history of first love, which is also the reason why games such as Truth or Adventure can last forever. Although some people can struggle with the issue of outlook on life and values in such an indecent game. ...
Behave yourself at dinner.
Decent and noble code
If you admit that you are a nobody, smoke, drink and eat vegetables. When someone speaks, just keep nodding while doing the first three items. Remember, eating vegetables is a serious matter, and you should eat the most basic things back.
The appropriate code for the soul character
If you are the soul of this dinner, and it is not your YY, but everyone recognizes it, then please be more emotional. Everyone pretended to be waiting to hear. Silence is a sin. Remember, you are not full of this meal, please get ready for dinner.
It's not a particularly decent and noble principle.
Act too lively, such as pouring wine everywhere and boldly shouting "fuck!" Although this may be a way to protect yourself, because no one dares to fight with you once you do it; Or act like other lively people at dinner parties.
Not a particularly decent soul character code.
Take the meal in the direction of 2 and never return it ... If you want to be the soul of this kind of dinner, isn't that the core of 2B?
A particularly inappropriate aristocratic code
Pull away from the group, such as playing games or eating all the time. In addition, if you are not in the street, it is best not to easily destroy the harmony of the dinner. For example, when you gossip about the entertainment circle, you must emphasize the simplicity and virtue of your idol, and you are not allowed to slander her.
A particularly inappropriate soul character code
Although the driving system is developed now, please don't forget the existence of this dinner. ...