I worked in a history museum, dressed as a bison, and was chased by a group of 5-year-old Xiong Haizi in an activity called "Hunting Bison". Once, after I was chased by them, they "killed" me. But because I was just chased for a while and was still panting gruffly, a bear Haizi shouted "It's still alive" and then punched me in the face.

10 years old, go to grandpa's farm to play. He gave me 10 yuan to play scarecrow in the rice field. So I stood in the field for an hour in the hot sun and shouted. I didn't get rid of it until my mother came. She yelled at my grandfather.

/kloc-when he was 0/7 years old, he worked part-time in a nursing home. A 79-year-old grandmother accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diapers without authorization. She said that the purpose of wearing her diapers was to pad my ass and make it look like hers, so as to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend, who likes that ass. After that, she never let me into her room again. ...

I am employed as a part-time worker in an old people's home. All the old people there have Alzheimer's disease. On my first day at work, I accidentally pressed a button and opened the door, so all the old people escaped. We had to run all over town to get them back.

As a teacher in a public school in the north, my income is meager. One summer vacation, I had to deliver pizza to make money. My second business is to send it to a former student's home. The first thing she said when she saw me was, "What, you're fired?"

I want to walk five Chihuahuas, and I want to take them home when they are tired. Two are in my hands, two are on my shoulders and one is on my head.

Look after two children. One of them ran towards the front door and the other ran towards the back door. I ran around the house looking for them, and they turned around and ran back, locked me out and turned on the sprinkler in the garden.