When in love, there are differences between men and women. A man in love is a woman's wallet, and a woman is a man's shadow. Men will become farsighted and women will become nearsighted. Men will do nothing when they are in love, while women will become more curious, and finally they will become particularly annoyed with men and particularly disappointed with women.
When in love, men are like servants, and women are on call. A man's wallet is always for a woman. You can swipe your card whenever you need it. When a man gets married, he doesn't want to be a woman's servant, but becomes a grandfather. He sits on the sofa and plays with his mobile phone all day, but a woman becomes a servant. At this time, women will be more worried, worried that men are philandering outside. Women love to dress up and spend money, and men are worried that women will cuckold themselves.
The prince riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest. A woman with wings is not necessarily an angel, but a goose. Let yourself stand higher, let yourself pee farther, wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let others chase you. When in love, both sides are fools. After marriage, one is smarter than the other, and the man becomes particularly lazy, while the woman is more and more like a yellow-faced woman, beeping like a machine gun every day, beating the man black and blue, either quarreling or divorcing.
In fact, there are many kinds of witticisms at the wedding, as long as it does not affect the celebration of the wedding, as long as it does not hurt the other party, whether it is between relatives and friends, or between colleagues and classmates, including the bride and groom, and their parents, you can throw a few witticisms. As long as you throw it properly and make others feel cute and funny, the wedding will be more festive. ?