B: hello, everyone! First, let me introduce myself. My name is Xia, and I'm a screenwriter of Universal Studios Limited. Recently, our company is planning to shoot a new film "Visiting the Cottage". We have an appointment to discuss this matter with Director Hu here. Why hasn't he come yet? Hey, there you are, Hu Dao.
Hello, hello, Bian Xia.
B: Well, one is editing and the other is editing.
Have we finished the script?
B: It's already finished, just waiting for your approval.
A: OK, in front of everyone, please give a general introduction to the plot first.
B: No problem. In other words, the general trend of this world is that long-term separation will be combined and long-term separation will be divided. Since Taoyuan became sworn, Liu has repeatedly fought and lost. When he heard that the sage of Zhu Gekongming was in Longzhong, he visited the thatched cottage. The film is divided into three episodes. Let's talk about the first episode: Liu Bei wants to personally invite Longzhong to Zhuge Liang. Guan Yunchang said: I miss Kong Ming's cloth, and Brother He will personally invite him!
A: Stop, I said the story of the Three Kingdoms has been circulating for hundreds of years. Do you think everyone is familiar with these three visits?
That's a household name. Women and children all know.
A: Now that everyone knows, is it necessary for us to shoot?
B: Hmm. ...
A: We are filming "New Three Visits to the Shanzhai", with the emphasis on "new". How to create a new? After careful consideration, I decided to make a modern film.
B: humble abode in modern times?
It's 2 1 century now. Let's romanticize an ancient story in a modern way, which just satisfies the curiosity of the audience and will definitely improve the ratings. My brother and I are both pointing to this area!
B: Then how do you suggest we make this play?
We have to wrap this Liu up first.
Packaging?
A: I think Liu Bei is a relative of the royal family and a hegemon. He must have the boss's style: suit, black trench coat, long white scarf and big back. It is shiny, with a cigar in its mouth and shiny shoes. When he walked, there was a whistle and a breeze.
B: What is this image?
Zhang Guan and his wife, crouching, wearing black leather jackets, long hair and sunglasses for the first mate, stood on both sides of Liu Bei.
These are two bodyguards.
A: The key is that the language should conform to the language habits of 2 1 century. What did this Guan Yunchang say before we left?
I think Zhuge Liang is a man in cloth. Why didn't Brother He invite him himself?
A: Yes, yes!
How?
A: Guan Yunchang spoke: Boss, who is this Zhuge, with such a big face, and let your old man invite him himself?
B: Huh?
What did Liu Bei say?
Kong Ming is a great saint in the world. What's the harm in going by myself?
A: Yes, Zhuge Liang is not simple. I heard that he graduated from Tsinghua and studied at Harvard and Cambridge for many years. He is proficient in mathematics and physics, and is familiar with history and geography. He is called a "walking dictionary" and is a local strongman in Xiangyang.
That's ridiculous! Did he have Tsinghua and Cambridge?
A: Doesn't this highlight Zhuge Liang's profound knowledge? Nowadays, there are few diplomas in society, and you can't eat anywhere.
Hello!
A: How about coming down?
B: There is nothing to talk about on the way to Wollongong. ...
a； How can you have nothing to say all the way? Let me see, yes, many film and television works used music special effects in this "journey". What is it called "March"? Here is a song effect. Do you think Liu Bei is in the mood to invite Zhuge Liang? The weather is so sunny, the sun is so bright, the breeze is rustling and the water is rushing. ...
B: OK!
A: (singing: back to my mother's house) The wind blows on the willows, and it's raining. ...
B: Back to your mother's house?
The river is rushing, rushing ... Three brothers, he is sitting in Santana. ...
Santana?
They are going to Wolong's home. Wearing big boots, cigar in mouth, hair gel and moss all rubbing on that head. ...
Hello!
A: Left hand Hongtashan, right hand Ashima. ...
This is a gift.
A: You have a mobile phone tied to your waist. It's so cute.
Hello!
Oh, my God!
B: What's the matter?
A: I arrived at Wolong's house in a blink of an eye.
Hello!
What is the next play?
B: Liu Bei and others read widely.
There seems to be no nerd in society now. Hey, what does this extremely boy do?
B: Clean up the study and polish the ink with you!
A: Yes, there are bookworms in society now, but their names have changed and their gender has changed.
What is this?
A: Female secretary!
B: Huh? Liu Bei met Zhuge Liang's female secretary!
A: Yes, that's it.
Oh, Liu Bei asked, madam. ...
A: I'm not married yet!
B: Ma 'am ... What should I call it?
Call the secretary.
B: ok, miss secretary, where is Mr. Zhuge?
A: (imitating the secretary's movements and tone) Unfortunately, my boss Zhuge went to the White House by special plane to discuss the Gulf issue at the invitation of the President of the United States!
B: Huh? Does it make sense?
A: This virtually shows that Zhuge Liang's identity is unusual!
Then, please forgive me. Please tell Mr. Liu Bei that he is coming. Please leave.
A: On the way back, Zhang Fei refused to accept it. ...
B: (learning from Zhang Fei) Brother, I think Kong Ming must be at home. This man is so arrogant that I tied him with hemp rope!
A: (insidious) No, this person is still useful. We can't play with black ones. This is called reluctant to let children catch wolves!
B: This Liu Bei is a villain!
In the second episode, Liu Guan and Zhang Er visited the Caotang.
There is nothing to say along the way.
(Singing) The wind is blowing the willows, and it's still raining. ...
B: ok, go back to your mother's house. When I went to see the secretary in Wollongong, Liu Bei asked, Miss, is Mr. Kongming back?
A: (imitating the tone of a secretary) Wait a minute, can't you see I'm busy?
B: Huh? Yes, there is such a secretary now, and the shelf is bigger than the boss.
A: (in a secretary's tone) Do you have an appointment?
An appointment? Okay, okay, I don't have an appointment yet, but ...
A: I don't have an appointment, so I'm sorry, Mr. Zhuge is not in. Please take a rain check.
B: Please inform the current uncle, Mr. Liu Bei, the animal husbandry of Yuzhou, to visit.
A: Uncle? Haha, sorry, Mr. Zhuge is having dinner with the British Prime Minister now.
B: Huh? So ... how about tonight?
A: Dance with the Danish princess in the evening.
So ... how about tomorrow?
A: I will meet with the French Prime Minister tomorrow and negotiate with the Russian Tsar the day after tomorrow. ...
Hello! Then, make an appointment now. When can I see you?
A: Let me check. Two months later.
B: In that case, Liu Bei will visit at home another day. Goodbye.
A:No. Goodbye!
B: well, the foreign language is out!
A: Liu San cares about the cottage!
(Singing) The wind is blowing the willows, and it's still raining. ...
A: this will do.
Miss, where is Mr. Kong Ming? Liu Bei visited the cottage three times.
A: It's Mr. Liu! Mr Zhuge is at home, at home. He was busy until late last night. He hasn't got up yet. Please wait in the living room and have a smoke and tea. ...
B: You're welcome this time.
When, when, when ... The wall clock struck twelve.
B: OK, Zhuge Liang sleeps until twelve o'clock!
A: Zhuge Liang's rich baritone sounded in the bedroom next door: I know who dreams first, and I have known it all my life.
B: Those are the exact words.
A: Drinking Erguotou at night will get up late.
Oh, too many!
A: Kongming took a bath and changed his clothes, but he floated out in the solemn music. (Go)
Dangdang ... (singing wedding March)
A: (suddenly enlighted) Stop, the wedding March!
B: Very solemn. ...
Stop fooling around. Zhuge Liang met Liu Bei: Oh, isn't this Mr. Liu? What brings you here? I said, why did the magpies keep barking this morning?
This is a typical modern prologue. Brother Kong Ming!
A: I'm a night owl-I come to everything.
Hello!
A: (taking out the present) This is a little something. Not a tribute. Please accept it.
B: (pretending to refuse) Look at you. Come as soon as you come. What else can you take? You are a stranger, aren't you?
A: I'm here to invite Mr. Wang to set foot in the Jianghu and help me deal with the two old foxes, Cao Cao and Sun Quan, to unify the world and liberate the whole country.
B: This one?
You can rest assured about the treatment. How about a monthly salary of ten thousand? There will be bonuses and dividends at the end of the year. I'll give you a car, a driver, a pager, a mobile phone and a business communication. I'll give you a four-bedroom apartment. If the revolution wins in the future, you will be the vice president!
B: (No direct answer) Can you tell me your uncle's government organization and personnel arrangement?
A: Guan Yu is the minister of finance, who specializes in reviewing documents and signing contracts. Zhang Fei is the minister of national defense, commanding the three armed forces, specializing in national defense construction and leading troops to fight.
B: That's right ... So, what does your uncle think of the changes in the world situation and the development prospects of your country?
A: This ... this. ...
B: Although Kongming is sitting among dragons, the world has scored three points! (Takes out a map of China) Uncle, please look! (In front of everyone, analyze the map.) The Wei warlord headed by Cao Cao has millions of well-equipped and well-armed reactionary troops, occupying the vast Central Plains, while the Wu warlord headed by Sun Quan relies on the natural barrier of the Yangtze River to occupy Jiangdong. These two enemy lines are so strong that our army can't confront them head-on. Guerrilla warfare should be the mainstay, supplemented by positional warfare. Liu Zhang, who lives in Sichuan, lacks military mind and political talent. Our army should use Jingzhou as a pedal to send troops to Sichuan, where we can mobilize the broad masses of the people and establish revolutionary base areas!
Well, Mr. Wang is a genius. It's my pleasure to know Mr. Wang. Please come out and help me!
B: But I'm sophisticated and immature. I can't get away from it!
A: Well, I'll ask someone to build a second floor for your home in Longzhong, and there will be a guard class to listen at any time. In addition, this treatment can be discussed again, and the monthly salary will be increased by 10 thousand. look ...
B: OK, I'll help you deal with Cao Cao and Sun Quan! Under the four questions, there will be brave people! This script is really good.
I submitted our script to the director for review. After reading it, the director immediately signed two bright red characters without saying anything!
B: Yes!
A: Nonsense!