2. I heard that eating too much seafood will lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!
3. The weather is very cold. A girlfriend holds a girlfriend, a boyfriend holds a boyfriend, and I, I am awesome, I am not cold!
Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!
Knights, like other princesses, come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.
6. A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.
7. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to ask me, are you a small piece?
8. I practiced reversing into the warehouse two days ago. I can't get in either side. Finally, the coach said, "Come on, get off! Let's go in! "
9. Every time someone asks for directions, I point blindly, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.
10. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.
When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse.
Twelve. A buddy, drunk driving, was found by the police. He ran into the square dance crowd tactfully. Because he was too drunk to follow, the police found him and took him away. The two old people next to me were shocked: "God, I will be taken away if I can't dance well!" " "
Thirteen. A tough woman like you, if a boy suddenly treats you well, there is only one reason: he respects you as a man.
14. Go to a friend's house to play. It happened that his 3-year-old son was in bed, riding with a pillow, shouting and opening. I teased him: "Handsome boy, where have you been riding?" The child glared at me and said, "Idiot, I am riding a pillow!" " "
15. The family is sitting together watching TV. My son suddenly said to me, "Dad, you really have an eye for such a beautiful and virtuous wife!" " I was proud when the boy turned to his mother and said, "Mom, you can't do it. What do you think this thing is? "
Talking about a wrong love is like wetting the bed, warming a quilt for a while and cooling it.
17. Why is Friday so close to Monday? Monday is too far from Friday! This is not scientific!
18. Today, a buddy's wife gave birth. Call me to give good news. I was going to ask him: Is it a boy or a girl? As a result, the brain asked him: Whose is it? Now this guy has to do a paternity test, and his wife won't live or die. I think it's best to stand by and keep silent.
19. The money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.
20. There is no phobia of choice, not just because of poverty; No indecision, just cowardice.
Twenty one. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. Later, I met a more sincere love.
22. People who are determined to leave you. Even if you use chains, you can't tie them up, but I think you can try using gold chains, which may have unexpected effects!
23. There are three things on the Internet that you can't compare with others at will: money, beauty and sense of humor! Because as long as you compare, you will find yourself poor, ugly and stupid!
Twenty-four Dad played mahjong all night, and when he came back, he hugged me and cried, "son, son, dad is sorry for you." Dad lost you, so pack your clothes and go to Uncle Zhou's house to be your son-in-law! "