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Wedding matchmaker joke
Blind people wear glasses-pretend to be smart (full) and blind people pull bellows-fiddle around.

Blind people peel garlic-talk nonsense-blind people learn embroidery-blind people bluff

Blind people go to the streets-blind people lead the way for blind people-nonsense

A blind man riding a blind horse-running around in the ink to hide a needle-is hard to find.

Cuttlefish with intestines and puffer fish's liver-the monk in the temple of dark poison-have no attachments.

The last mud looks like someone, but no one smells like farting in the temple. Grandpa Xun is here.

The Buddha in the temple-the horse in the temple is as blind as a bat-can't be taken for granted.

How much is the clock in the temple-do you have time to feed the camels with jasmine flowers?

Rotten wax gourd-all rotten lotus roots-is immoral.

The bee's ass-the prickly bee's eyes-sticks out.

Beehive-hole bee stings people-forcing urgency

Bees fly to colorful paintings-empty and happy coal into water-can't be washed for a lifetime.

The person who pinches the coal face-the shopkeeper of the black-hearted coal shop-makes money.

The matchmaker's mouth is rotten-it's difficult to open his mouth, his eyebrows are on fire-his eyes are red.

Set off firecrackers on your eyebrows-disaster is just around the corner. Put a ladder on your eyebrows, and you can't let go of your face.

Grasping eyebrows and beards-regardless of primary and secondary eyebrows, hanging pig bile-is bitter.

Pinch the lice on your eyebrows-wink (lice) and sleep, turning one by one.

Pushing porridge in your eyes-playing dumb and posting couplets by your sister-neck and neck

Seeing Huanglian in a dream-thinking hard-dreaming of a daughter-in-law-is beautiful.

A sparrow marrying a woman-beating a sparrow and drinking river water-can't be done.

The sparrow moves-the sparrow flies into the photo studio-which is easier said than done.

The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big and the shelf is not small.

Sparrows fly to the sugar pile-empty and happy sparrow's stomach-narrow-minded.

The sparrow falls into the washbasin-meets the sparrow-details.

The sparrow landed on the archway-not big, the shelf was not J, and the sparrow flew into the sea-and did not land.

The sparrow swelled its belly-it was so angry that the sparrow flew into the sea-it didn't go ashore.

Pockmarked skydiving-spinning linen embroidery-in vain

Hemp bags for robes-not this material. Linen into the water-lemon does not dry

Hemp rope tied with tofu-can't lift hemp rope to wear embroidery needle-won't pass.

Hanging an egg with hemp rope-an empty string of tofu at both ends-can't be lifted.

Pull the lamp on the hemp rope-the route is wrong-the pig in the sack-I don't know black and white.

Embroidery on sacks-each generation (bag) is worse than the next.

Embroidery in sacks-fried tofu with sesame oil-cost a lot of money.

The twine goes through the needle-you can't get into the hole of the twine-you can go through it.

The cat chanting-pretending to be a good man, the mouse in the cat's mouth-has nothing left.

When a cat bites a tiger, it will suddenly put its claws into the fish tank-trying to catch the tiger.

The cat in the tiger-the tiger in the tiger's belly-is not fierce.

Owls catch mice-do good deeds, blame owls for singing-bark blindly

The cat was forced into a tree by the tiger-thanks to the cat playing with the mouse-coaxed to play

Cats can't run away unless they eat dead mice-mice in the mouth of fake sven cats.

Cats catching mice and dogs guarding the door-baking sesame cakes on the fire-can't produce good goods.

Cotton ears-can't stand blowing cotton for walnuts-eat hard but not soft

A needle hidden in cotton-a pile of cotton caught fire in softness-is hopeless.

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile-planting sesame seeds in the cotton field does not fall to the ground-kill two birds with one stone.

Cotton ears-a soft cotton plug up the nose-are choking.

Cotton rolls looking for gongs-no response, cotton mallets playing drums-no sound.

Cotton yarn leads the donkey-unreliable cotton trousers have no legs-half cold

From cotton-padded jacket to fur jacket-getting better and better-matchmaker boasting about leaping over girls-hype

Matchmaker's proposal-the net chooses to say that matchmaker has lost her way-there is nothing to say.

The matchmaker praised the girl-like a fairy crossing the river by feeling the stones-and affirmed it.

Make fun of it-be glib and fart under the quilt-take it all (poison)

Blindfold grinding-wandering around the steamed bread wrapped in bean dregs-people don't praise themselves.

Asako has the final say-many ideas ... Asako's face-full of shortcomings.