Her future mother-in-law

You sound like a philosopher.

What philosopher? I am a thief.

Change clothes and adjust your seat.

Afraid of recognizing familiar faces

Sanskrit, the first word: save you what, the second word: my love.

Bai Zhantang: There are many ways to die. Going out to the west, there is a Xiliang River.

Tourist: I can swim, especially snorkeling.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a cliff and jump.

Tourist: I jumped off a building and was blown back by the current.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a bottle of poison.

Tourist: I have drunk pesticides, fake and shoddy, and have diarrhea for half a month.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a rope ... something strong.

Tourist: Yes, the house collapsed in the middle of the earthquake. My neck is fine. My leg is broken. It hurts when it rains now.

Scholar: Confucius said that Shakespeare said that as long as there is life, there is hope. The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep.

I'm still the nephew of yamen!

Don't say it. Keep a low profile. Keep a low profile.

Wife of shop-owner: it seems to be seven males!

Laobai: Roasted chicken!

Guo Furong: Don't worry! This is all my fault!

Li Dazui: Grab my lines.

Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? It's not funny.

Li Dazui: Then I, sunflower acupuncturist! You are happy! ?

Bai Zhantang: What? Zi once said ...

Lv Xiucai: I was wrong. I really just started. If I don't marry my husband, I won't die. If my husband doesn't die, I won't die here. ...

They looked at each other.

Bai Zhantang: What the hell is that?

Manager Tong (self-care): No, it was wrong from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die, and my husband won't end up. ...

Everyone: How do you know what he said?

Boss Tong: The positive sentence is the most classic and overwhelming! ! ! ! !

Everyone wriggled: sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! ! ! !

Boss Tong: OK, OK, that's it.

Sixth, you'd better not be a fastball catcher. It's a pity that you have a good imagination and don't write novels

I take my mother's surname.

My father's surname is Zhou.

Stop yelling, your aunt has a broken hamstring and doesn't want to grow it herself. This difficulty is indeed a bit high.

Why are flowers fragrant? because of you

Why is the grass green? because of you

Why is farting ugly? Because I

Why does fart stink? Because it is white. . . .

Zhan Tang, will you marry me?

loth

C: It's him.

Will you marry me?

Don't!

Male: False (smashing)

I am willing, I am willing (hungry, a little carelessness is a disaster)

Who is more beautiful, me or unparalleled? Of course, you are more beautiful. You are one hundred and eighty times more beautiful than her. . It's my turn to prove it. . Who is more handsome, you or Brother Zhuifeng? Of course he is handsome. He brushes more than you 1800 times. . But you are more meaningful than him.

Find the rest yourself! ! ! ! ! ! !