2. Get up early, wash clothes and move your feet; Eat well and grind your teeth long and high; Play until you are old, and turn your brain online; Live a good life and spend your holidays looking for treasure. Friend, I wish you a happy life.
I overcame my difficulties. It doesn't love you at all. At the same time, I reprimanded my sorrow and told it not to flatter itself; Only happiness allows me to send you a sentence: it is willing to accompany you for a lifetime!
4. Snoring, thunder and insects sound like ears; Great things and small things are happy, and everything is concerned; Peace of mind, happy every day; Sunny, rainy, rainy, happy every day!
I tease you with my name. My nickname is Doby. I used to tease you with my name, my pen name, my screen name and my motto. I'm just kidding. Still watching? I hope I am happy.
I haven't heard from you for a long time I want to die. I have cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu and hanged myself with noodles, but I have never died. Invited me to dinner and died.
7. Being idle is a bit boring. Send text messages to tease you. The mobile phone beeps, don't forget me; Smile more, be sincere, and all your troubles will be gone; Text messages convey politeness, remember to smile often. I wish you a happy mood.
8. Don't be sleepy. Don't get drunk. Don't be too tired anyway. Don't buy expensive, don't waste, in short, be affordable; Happy queue, followed by good luck, in short, charming mood!
9. Here is a bill for you. I will scream in pain. Send you a beautiful woman with limited ability; Play with you for a few days, and the object will definitely find me trouble; Send a corner of a blessing flower, and I will laugh when you are in a good mood!
10. Send you a happiness number, smile secretly at the corner of your mouth, and immediately report your luck; The mood is quietly beautiful, and the numbers will definitely fly forward; After the blessing words are collected, you are the number one. Happiness!
1 1. Live well, live slowly, and get happier every year; Don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself; Eat less salt, be jealous, play less mahjong and take more walks. May you be busy and happy every day!
12. You smile. Lei Gong exclaimed; When you call, the earth shakes; When you shake, the train runs backwards. When you run, the tsunami happens! Hula, how have you been recently? If there is, reply with a smiling face!
13. The drooping hair is long and smooth, the bright eyes are dark and liquid, the slender figure is straight and smooth, and the fresh smile is beautiful and smooth. I am happy when I see you, but I am depressed when I can't see you.
14. Stick out your left foot. Trip over your troubles, stretch out your right foot, kick your troubles away, find a cage, let happiness have nowhere to escape, find a pair of ropes, tie up your health, pick up your mobile phone, make up your mind and give it to you!
I wish you Wahaha every day, Robust every day, iced tea every time, everything is coke, Wang Laoji is in a good mood, good luck in summer is Sprite, and everything goes smoothly.
16. Slipping on watermelon skin will make you lucky; Slip on the banana skin and you will have good luck; Slip on the orange peel and you will gather wealth. Eat a big meal quickly today, and then count your luck.
17. I'm not good at talking and my mouth is not very sweet. I just hope you get what you want today, do what you want, be healthy, have a lot of money thieves and be tired of counting money. Have a nice day.
18. Crazy days: "Sleeping" suits you and "eating" is comfortable; The "net" thing is leisurely, and the "card" skill is superior; "Swimming" is carefree, and "books" are boating in the sea; "Food" life and "enjoyment" sharing.
19. When the puppy's tail shakes, troubles and bad luck run away immediately; The kitten barks obediently, bringing greetings and good news; Birds are singing songs and making you smile. I wish you: have a good time!
20. Life is so interesting that you are not old until you are 80. It's only in his early thirties, so don't worry about anything. Bake more when you are wet, relax and take a bath. Have a nice day!
2 1. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the sharp knife of happiness stabs you; If you are in trouble, I will help you, and a beautiful bullet will be loaded; You drive the cattle, I herd the sheep, and the health leader shoots. Surrender: Smile!
22. Flowers smell bad. Bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. Whether to send a text message or not is, of course, my decision.
23. Send you seven flowers: Luck is like popcorn. Love is like a rose, career is like a morning glory, and life is like a flame flower. If you have love, you won't spend it carelessly. If you have an unexpected harvest, remember to share it with me!
Twenty-four Before, Jiang Jun was just teasing you; Later, you were cruel to garlic and made waves with onions; KINOMOTO SAKURA scheming is popular now. Although the price has gone up, friendship can't be devalued. Nothing to tease you is negotiable!
25. Greetings come uninvited. Send a happy signal; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you want to be serious, I'll throw you a pile of money!
Twenty-six. A man goes to a restaurant to eat. After ordering dinner, he didn't come up for a long time He's really hungry, so he's leaving. The waiter asked, sir, why did you leave without eating? The man said grumpily, I'll wait when I'm full outside!
27. The husband bought the computer his wife wanted. There is a computer questionnaire attached to the computer package. There is such a question: What prompted you to buy this product? My husband wrote on the questionnaire: nagging, nagging for one year!
28. happy event: Tang Priest and his disciples met to study shortcuts. Wukong said: you can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: Shenzhou is much faster than an airplane. Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard that with this, I can go straight to the West.
29. I am desperately looking for your footprints in my memory. I can't hear you. I can't see you. I can't feel you. I haven't heard from you. The feeling of happiness makes me suffocate. Where are you? My cutest kitten!
30. Note that the God of Wealth has enchanted you, and you will be hit by good luck as soon as you go out; If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float to your home. You can't hide, so accept it!