Who is Amy's father? Butterflies Because of the recent relationship

Who is Amy's grandmother? Great pen. Because wonderful pen makes flowers.

Who is Amy's brother? Oil. Because peanut oil

Hua later married a foreigner and gave birth to a son. What's his name? John, because of peanut butter (homophonic with John)

1. Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? Answer:

fool

2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer:

The last child was carrying a washbasin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:

Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:

barber

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:

Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:

This is the word "wrong"

7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:

Little flower in the mirror

What's the use of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:

yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:

have a dream

1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:

sleep

12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:

clay figurine

13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:

Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

14 what car is stuck? Answer:

windmill

15 which month has 28 days? Answer:

There are 28 days in every month.

16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

Not as comfortable as bed.

17 What can't I drink? Answer:

tincture of iodine

18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:

Got a zero in the exam "0"

19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:

doze off

It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:

On the track

2 1 When does the clock stop running? Answer:

The clock won't go.

You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:

posthumous papers

What is the narrowest road? Answer:

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

What can't I eat? Answer:

"east-west" direction

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:

The plane stopped on the ground.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:

plastic flower

What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:

laser record

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:

blind person

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:

Xiaoming is a teacher.

Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:

Of course the hammer won't break.

3 1 Four people play mahjong. Why did the police take five people?

Answer: Because people who have played mahjong.

What do you call a barren beauty-peerless beauty?

General Barton militarized his life. He called his daughter's room a female dormitory and his son's room a male dormitory. What does he call his wife's room? Headquarters? Don't! It's a recruit training center!

There is a dog and a cat. One day, the dog asked the cat to cook, but the cat didn't and the dog did.

(Guess animals)-Panda, white bear and bear have something. When it goes up, it goes down, and when it goes down, it goes up. What is this?

This is a seesaw.

Why is there no word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary?

Because his dictionary is in French.

What will come but never come?

It is tomorrow.

Which hurts more, starting with a stone or a hammer?

What hurts more is being hit on the head.

Who makes money by luck every day?

Gas transport workers.

There is no moon in the sky. A man in black appeared on the street corner looking for his lost key. There was no flashlight, match or lighter, but he found it soon. Is his eyesight really so good?

It's daytime, of course he can see.

What kind of eggs do you want to buy, so as not to buy eggs with chicks hatched in them?

Buying duck eggs is definitely not a chicken.

Dabao can go without blinking for two hours. How did he do it?

Just fall asleep.

In a closely monitored exam, two students actually handed in two identical papers. What is the reason why the examiner didn't cheat on them after he found out?

These two papers are blank.

There is an old man who lives in a residential building on the 12 floor, but he goes in and out every day, but he takes a bus.

Elevator, why?

Because he lives on the first floor, he certainly doesn't have to take the elevator.

Under what circumstances are the speeds of trains and tractors always the same?

The tractor is loaded on the train at the same speed.

When you come home late at night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?

You'd better not forget to lock the door when you go out.

Mother pony runs faster than mother calf in the family competition. What is the reason?

A mare must run faster than a cow.

What kind of train has the fewest carriages?

Fire truck.

There are two apples on the table. I have one in my hand. How many?

Two. One is in your hand and the other is on the table.

When a person feels nothing, it is the most terrible.

There is no air.

There is a medicine that you can take without going to the drugstore. What medicine is it?

undo key

An orange fell to the ground and got dirty. What can you do to eat a clean orange?

Just peel off the orange peel.

Xiaoyang is 12 years old in the first grade. Why is he 12 years old in the third grade?

There are only two days between the first day and the third day of the Lunar New Year.

What are the two parts of a lamp?

"Lamp" consists of "fire" and "tripod".

What is the last thing a person wants to do before he dies?

Take your last breath.

Uncle Wang, who lives in Shanghai, has always wanted to visit Beijing. How much did it cost him at least?

I don't think it costs a penny.

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away?

It wants to catch mice, so it starts to run.

Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?

That is to get married on the same day in the same year.

How dare you scratch shit with your hands?

Eye drops, nosebleeds and earwax.

There is a hospital that has never accepted patients since its establishment. Why?

That's a veterinary hospital. It doesn't accept patients, only sick animals.

What if raw rice is cooked into mature rice?

Then let's eat!

When do addicts suffer the most?

There is smoke, but there is no fire.

There is something that can be touched but not seen. If you can't touch it, it will scare people to death. What is this?

pulse

What water should be distributed as planned?

salary

What's worse than stepping on shit?

Step on a mine.

What is ineffective without water?

Boat.

When is 3+ 1=5?

In the wrong situation.

What is the most disappointing thing to eat?

Close the door.

What car can be free from traffic rules and even rampage?

Bumper cars on the playground.

What kind of animals will never become protected animals?

Fresh meat pig