Humorous opening remarks by the host 1
Dear guests and friends,
Man: Dear ladies and gentlemen,
H: Good evening, everyone!
Woman: With the loud singing, the gongs and drums of celebration clanged.
Man: With a bright smile, bright red flags are flying in the wind.
W: The glorious festival of the xx anniversary of the founding of New China is striding towards us.
M: All over the world, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.
Female: Sixty years ago, on October 1st, the sun was shining brightly and the land of Wan Li was clear.
Man: Sixty years ago, on October 1st, there was a sea of people, and people of all ethnic groups were surging with emotion.
Woman: A loud voice rang at Tiananmen Gate.
M: The Central People's Government of People's Republic of China (PRC) was established.
Woman: In a flash, hundreds of pigeons spread their wings and flew into the blue sky. Tens of millions of people cheered, hugged each other and cried with joy.
Man: The people of China, suffering from war and backwardness, have finally stood up again.
W: Like a dragon, China once again stands in the east of the world as a big country.
M: In the solemn national anthem, everyone's face is full of smiles, and everyone will always remember this glorious moment.
Woman: Listen, the rivers are surging and choppy, telling the tenacity of this country's 60-year growth.
M: You see, the towering Kunlun Mountain is soaring into the sky, and a line of running scripts says * * * and the glory of China's 60-year growth.
W: At this moment,1300 million people are cheering.
M: At this moment, Chinese people are singing loudly.
Woman: I sincerely hope to insert wings and fly freely with the dove of peace with wings spread.
M: To the motherland, to the people and to the dear party.
W: May our country become stronger and stronger.
M: I wish our motherland prosperity.
W: May our barracks be more beautiful.
M: I wish our business success.
Woman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the scene where xx walks into the barracks to celebrate the first 1 1 National Day.
I am xxx, and I am invited to be the host tonight.
Man: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to see is presided over by * *? Eleven? Celebrate a large variety show.
My name is xxx, and I am honored to be the host of tonight's party.
Wang: On this special day, we gather together with reverence and greet the 60th birthday of the people of China with beautiful songs.
M: At this exciting moment, we get together and dance wonderfully to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the founding of our great motherland.
W: Let's enter the first chapter of the party, Prosperity.
MC Humor Host 2
Dear guests, dear friends and relatives, good evening! On this festive day when heaven and earth are one, we gather in this quaint and elegant international hotel and in this festive banquet hall surrounded by flowers to hold a wedding reception for Mr. Liu XX and Miss Xing XX.
I am very honored to accept the trust of the bride and groom as the master of ceremonies for today's ceremony. First of all, on behalf of the two newlyweds, I would like to express my sincere welcome and heartfelt thanks to the guests, relatives and friends who attended the ceremony tonight. I hope you have a good time tonight and leave a particularly good memory.
Now, I have the honor to announce that the wedding banquet of Mr. Liu XX and Miss Xing XX begins now. Please welcome today's prince and princess, our bride and groom. (Applause) When the newcomers entered the hall, the music echoed in the hall, and fireworks bloomed in the air. Friends and guests, let's give more applause ~ ~ ~
Enthusiastically stepped onto the rostrum-in this brightly lit and lively wedding hall, I think it was fate that collided their two pure hearts together, combined the lovers who had loved each other for a lifetime, and combined the lovers who were soul mates into love, happiness and happiness.
Our groom is happier and more handsome than ever before, while our bride is more excited, charming and beautiful than ever before.
At this moment, I think there are two couples who are the most excited and happy at this moment, that is, the parents of the bride and groom; Taking this opportunity, our bride and groom, in order to thank their parents for their kindness and express their sincere thanks and deep blessings to both parents, specially dedicate bundles of the most beautiful flowers to their parents who raised their kindness (or by offering fragrant teas).
Or: at this moment, I think there are two couples who are most excited and happy at this moment, that is, the parents of the bride and groom; Let's warmly welcome the father (mother) of the groom (bride) to the stage and extend our deepest blessing and advice to the couple.
Please welcome the witness to the stage. Now please welcome the bride and groom (? Identity-Mr. XX made a wedding speech, welcome) (Applause) MC: Thank you for Mr. XX's touching speech.
Let's wish the newlyweds soul mates know each other and stay together forever, share joys and sorrows with * * *, and love each other forever. Master of ceremonies: Liu XX, our groom, will you marry Xing XX, your bride? No matter how sick, rich and poor you are, and how the environment changes, will you love and care for her all your life?
The groom replied: I am willing to be the master of ceremonies: the exchange of heart and heart, the blending of affection and love, interweave such a beautiful oath today. In order to remember this day forever, remember this moment, the moment when the flower of love blooms, newlyweds will exchange wedding rings to show their loyalty to love.
Ok, please ask the maid of honor to wear her wedding ring.
When exchanging wedding rings-MC: Wedding rings are tokens of love between lovers. These two small concentric circles closely link the hearts of two people. Friends, let's sincerely wish the couple that their love will last forever and their hearts will be together forever.
Cake-cutting Master: On this festive day, the bride and groom will cut a white centennial wedding cake, symbolizing their eternal love vows and cutting the ribbon for a beautiful new life in the future.
Cake cutting in progress-MC: The white and fragrant cake is sweet and beautiful. I wish them a better life in the future.
Champagne ceremony is indispensable for festive occasions, that is, champagne wine. Our groom will open the sweet champagne and fire a salute of love. Please welcome: champagne pouring is in progress-MC: From one person's wonderful to two people's world, tonight, we two newlyweds enjoy a song together? You are the most precious? Sparkling champagne and fine wine flow slowly between crystal pagodas, just like the two newlyweds give their hearts and feelings to each other and mix and blend.
Today, on such a happy day, let us deeply bless you both, bless you both, create a clean and beautiful world with your hands and hardworking hands, build a deep love nest with your hands and hardworking hands, and create a bright future.
Toast Ceremony This full toast is a wine brewed by newlyweds with affection and love, and only those who really love each other can drink it. Please welcome: Toast in progress: MC: After drinking this cup, we will not be separated in this life, and we will go together in the next life.
Master of ceremonies: Friends, I want to use a very special blessing here, so that friends can bless us two newcomers together. Would all the guests present please stand up together? Raise your glasses and wait for me to count to three to make our deepest wish come true? Cheers? I wish the couple a happy wedding, a long life together and heart to heart! ? One, two, three? Cheers.
Ladies and gentlemen, now the bride and groom are invited to sit down (applause).
The wedding of the bride and groom is over now, and the party has begun. Please enjoy the delicious food prepared by this couple. Thank you! ! Before the candlelight ceremony-MC: Love is fire, and fire burns love.
Tonight's wedding banquet will especially bless two couples with candlelight, wishing them eternal love and bright future.
Please welcome the bride and groom to enter the process of lighting candles again-MC: sincere candlelight reflects a sweet smile, intertwined with an immortal hope; Love is not a fleeting lightning, but an eternal flame, which shines on the present of new people and will also shine on their future.
Let's share this joy and happiness, and at the same time give you the thanks and blessings of the newcomers.
At the end of the ceremony, the host presided over the wedding of Mr. Liu XX and Miss Xing XX. After a while, the bride will come to everyone in a more beautiful dress and propose a toast to the guests to express the gratitude of the bride and groom.
Happy bride and groom, let's wish your life will be as sweet as honey again: your love will be as eternal as diamonds: your career will be as brilliant as gold.
May all the guests share the happiness of this family and have a wonderful time.
Finally, on behalf of the two newlyweds, I would like to thank all the guests again for coming and sincerely wish you a wonderful evening. I wish you all a smooth life in the future, the best of both worlds, Thailand, Sanya, four seasons of peace, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shining high, wealth gathering, 99 (long) well-being, perfection, Pepsi-Cola, good luck and all the best.
Wedding humor host 3
1. Introduction: Today is September 29th in the Gregorian calendar and the eighth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar. According to authorities who are good at observing astronomical phenomena, this moment is an auspicious day for marriage. I take advantage of the sunny days to share happiness and joy with you, with only one purpose, that is, to let the couple get together, let us have a good time and share this happy moment. I also represent here.
Second, invite new people to play: well, the task is very big. Let's stop gossiping and stand up. Let's welcome two couples with the warmest applause (music). Let's invite all the friends in the audience to give a rhythmic high-five to welcome a couple. They crossed the Queqiao Mountain, the River of Love, the Yuanyang Lake, and set foot on the wedding hall hand in hand and their love.
Let's give them a long applause and wish them to compete with Qi Fei in their future life. (long sound)
Third, introduce new people. Next, I'll introduce you to the four people standing on the stage: let's talk about the two people in the middle, everyone has seen them. Don't ask them, the groom is a man and the bride is a woman. Oh, this is not nonsense! Look at the groom. He has a great physique, dignified temperament and thick eyebrows and beautiful eyes.
As soon as this young man walks in the street, the girl will never forget it. When the girl looks into her eyes, the spring breeze only ripples. If you want to see that girl again, she won't let me.
What happened? Jealousy
Boy, the husband I finally won, can other girls easily see this? Looking at the bride's beauty and grace, slim and graceful, the fragrance is overflowing, just like the hibiscus and Cai Feng. I just look at the girl and the boy, but my heart is only itchy. The boy looks at his eyes. He regretted it.
He said, what does he regret? He regretted not being the groom today, and such a beautiful girl became someone else's bride.
Next, let's introduce the girl standing next to the bride. Step forward a little. Alas, this is it. Look at her face when she closes the moon and feels ashamed of flowers. To put it bluntly, people can't see each other, birds can't fly, rabbits can't run, and dogs can't bear to bite.
As for whether the bridesmaid has a date, I don't know All I know is that she is not married. Listen, young people here are interested in bridesmaids. You can call the bridesmaid. What, I'll get it for you? Bridesmaid, what's your hotline number? Tell me, oh, she said, # turn #, just call, I'm sure I can't get through.
Next, let's introduce this young man again. He is the best man today. Look at him. He is full of heaven and Fiona Fang, with fine features, extraordinary appearance, big lips and big ears. This is a face of happiness.
Ah, don't underestimate this young man. He is a celebrity. He is a big celebrity. As soon as I say it, everyone must know that he is the younger brother of Japanese movie star Guangfo, single! Not married, still naked.
Third, thank the guests: OK, all the guests are very busy today. Thank you for your busy schedule. The bride and groom thank the guests and send them happiness and good luck! Listen to my password, step forward, ok, thank the guests, bow, thank the guests for coming to congratulate; The second bow, friends and relatives are happy, the third bow, good luck will bring you and me; Three bows, friends. Is it time to clap?
4. Witness: As the saying goes, rain comes after a long drought, and I hope that after the rain clears, I will not forget the witness when I get married. Here, please welcome the witness, the manager of Zhang Daning Pharmaceutical, to witness the wedding of two new couples.
Look at the marriage certificate and issue a business license.
Oh, name, ID number? .. it's more experienced to get married like this.
Verb (verb's abbreviation) Marry the Marrier: Well, everything is blessed with rain, and the Marrier takes the stage to show his mind. Here, please welcome the host: the bride * * * to give a wedding message. Let's applaud! thank you
6. Worship parents: Today I invited four mysterious guests, who are also the biggest sponsors of our wedding reception today. Please welcome Chairman Chen and his wife, Chairman Tian and his wife with the warmest applause.
Please welcome your mother, four old people to the stage.
Oh, when I saw the old couple, they came over in high spirits.
Well, these four people sit down and thank them with four cups of strong tea to express their lifelong love. At this moment, I sincerely invite the old people at the scene, please always remember your children's sincere love for you, and remember that they will be your eternal concern and happiness.