1, sincerely agree to hold it. If it can be cured, we will have one. If it can't be cured, we'll adopt it.
We have been together for four years. Mom, four years of love is not so weak, but this time, I am completely confused.
My biggest request now is that you two have a baby as soon as possible, so that mom can taste the taste of being a grandmother.
I want you to walk around the venue with me. I decided to exchange this venue.
5. Scramble an egg for him proudly. Is that an egg? Eggs, eggs are not meat, how can they be meat? If you really care, stew me an egg.
6. When running for the presidency of the Council for Good People and Good Things,
Yutian's mother: Not the fourth child. In my heart, you are the best man in the world. But you don't have their heart.
Zhao Si: It's hard to say now. You don't swear.
7. Changgui: Is it related to doing more good deeds and coughing?
Liang Xiao: Isn't there a saying that heroes are short of breath?
Changgui: I am poor and short, and my horse is thin and hairy!
8. Liu Neng's daughter-in-law: If Lao Si hits you, don't fight back.
Liu Neng: If he hits me, I will come back and hit you.
9. Old Four: Liu Ying, your father is a man made of special materials, and he is a man who resists typing. He can stand a lot of wind and rain, and little things can't beat him at all.
10, give him scrambled eggs. Are eggs meat? Eggs, eggs are not meat, how can they be meat? If you really care, stew me an egg.
1 1, security chief Song Xiaofeng: This is the building, this is the road, this is the rockery, this is the tree, and there is a small warehouse behind the security dormitory.
Liu Neng: My big feet! This life!
13, Liang Xiao: fourth uncle, right?
Zhao Si: I am the Five Classics.
14, Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: People's parents attach great importance to treating diseases and saving lives, with water in their lungs. It's so irritating. You're crazy.
Zhao Si: Give me a stewed egg.
Liu Neng: No, I'm laying eggs.
Zhao Si: Then stew an egg, Dad.
Liu Neng: You want to be a fucking widow. It's cruel.
Zhao Si: That's all right. His father has many eggs. I wonder if there is one missing.
Zhao Si: When I tell you this, you get excited easily.
Liu Neng: Do you swear? My surname is Liu. Why bother?
Classic lines of country love stories
1, Wang Tianlai: I don't love any woman regardless of any business.
2. Xie Guangkun: Son, this car can only be seen and not touched, but it can be said outside.
3. Liu Neng: Is the deputy director's head portrait ordinary? That's the faucet!
Zhao Si: Let's knock it.
4. Zhao Si: Take a step and broaden your horizons.
5, big head: I usually use it to steal vegetables.
Montana: Why?
Head: stealing vegetables
Montana: You have formed this habit. There is a lot of land. You can grow it yourself! What food did you steal?
Colonel: You heard wrong, Chairman. I said stealing vegetables online.
Montana: Stealing vegetables at night?
Zhao Yutian: I'll call you mom!
Liu Ying: Don't talk nonsense. Your brother is here. Listen.
7. Wang Dana: Unity is strength, prepare for singing!
Liu Neng: You said that if one of these two things can be realized for me, I can sleep peacefully!
Xie Guangkun: I have some bad news for you.
10, Ma Yongqiang: Will you die if you don't stop in this hospital?
Ma Yongqiang: This guy is so stuffy!
12, Zhao Yutian: I don't want to settle down and tell you yet!
13, Xie Guangkun: Small sample, you are really good at talking!
14, Zhao Si: Always immersed in joy and sadness!
15, Wang Dana: Why are people in ivory mountain so talkative? They all have ivory!
16, Liu Neng: Next, please welcome Mrs. Zhao Guoqiang, and Ms. Wang Xiumei will shine beside me!
17, Liu Neng: What's Yutian's mother's name again?
Zhao Si: Liu Neng, don't you think it's too much for you to call me in the middle of the night to ask my daughter-in-law's name?
Liu Neng: Old four, see where you want to go. I didn't ask his name and write him a love letter.
Guang Kun: I gave them a vaccination first.
Guang Kun's wife: Forget it, you are allergic to others again.
19, Zhao Si: I am so unpopular.
20. Liu Neng: What do brothers do at home?
Liu Datou: What about edification?
2 1, Ma Yutian: Then I'll find Liu Neng.
Zhao Si: I find you are very excited when you mention Liu Neng!
22. Assistant Liu: Go home quickly, I will continue to practice.
23. Liu Neng: Pushing the wheel of history forward.
24. Yutian's mother: Dad, look at this watermelon. Have you been bitten?
Zhao Si: It can't be this breed.
25. Zhao Si: This is a hospital. Why do you call me sick? (When the town government sued Changgui, the mayor Qi could not be found, and all the houses ran away.)
26. Zhao Si: Team battle means that the four of us cut you, and singles means that you cut the four of us.
27. Xie Guangkun: Look, the kid in Qiancun still calls him dad.
Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: She is Korean, so what do you compare with her?
28. Xie Guangkun: I am in business. I mainly deal in mushrooms, fungus and bracken to tie old teeth. You can earn eight or nine thousand yuan a year.
Zhao Si: (talking about Xie Guangkun's donkey) I can't find Shenyang, it can walk to Shenyang!
30. Xie Guangkun; Whether we cooperate or not can't depend on one person!
3 1, Liu Neng: The kindness of dripping water should be repaid with money.
Liu Neng: I don't want to be a bad guy. I want to be a village director.
34. Zhao Si: Go away.
35. Zhao Si: There is a big difference from the five senses to the length.
36. Xie Guangkun: Are you proud or backward?
Xie Guangkun: Are you a flower?
Yongqiang Mom: Not flowers, but big trees!
38. Wang Dana: I am still afraid of dying in a hot spring, and you are still in a hot spring.
39. Wang Laoqi: Look at this girl's anger at Chao.
40. Xie Guangkun: The trip to the South is full of luck. Either you go, or I go or nobody goes! Sleep!
4 1, Changgui: It hurts to stand and talk.
42. Xie Guangkun: Well, I'm going to fly to Shanghai. Do you think I need anything?
Liu Neng: I tell you, you must swallow your tears. Later, I can't make you cry.
44. Liu Neng: Well, steamed bread in 20 yuan.
45. Zhao Yutian: Who said that? Liu Ying: My mother.
Zhao Yutian: Science? Liu Ying: My mother is a science student.
46. Changgui: Liu Neng and Liu Neng, you can do anything!
47. Xie Guangkun: ... Do you know who provides school education for Yongqiang? It's this donkey!
Liu Da's head was about to smoke, but there was no fire. Liu Neng delivered the lighter in time, but it didn't work.
Liu Neng: Brother, can our brother be timely rain?
Old Liu Tou: Timely is timely, but it didn't rain.
49. Liu's head: the mayor of the supermarket
50. One, two, three, four must … must … must.
5 1, Xie Guangkun: There are three firsts in life: the first time by car, the first time on the beach, and the first time in heaven.
52. (Xie Guangkun fly): How did such a big piece of iron get up?
53. Zhao Si said to the doorman: I tell you, Liu Neng is not easy to provoke, so I will draw lots with Liu Neng. If Liu Neng comes, I will give you a position. Quotations from the classic lines of Country Love 2 in Country Love
The classic lines of Country Love 2 are from the famous country comedy Country Love.
Liu Neng taught Liu Ying: Just cry, just make trouble. Stay up all night. Holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand. Hang yourself with a small rope.
Xie Guangkun: How much money would be saved if the rice cooker didn't use electricity?
Xie Guangkun's wife: It's cheaper not to eat. . .
Do you belong to Mu Guiying? Outbreaks can't stop you. .....
Xie Guangkun: This thing has a headdress flower on its head, a tie flower on its collar and a waist flower on its belt.
Does China smoke?
No, smoke that cough!
If you can walk, leave your legs.
Chang Gui said to Xie Dajiao, I think it's not that I don't take you seriously, but that you take yourself too seriously.
Liu Ying; I only have one father, so help yourself! You are the only father in Zhao Yutian, and everyone else has several fathers.
Chang Gui said Qi Santai: It's too early to come and go.
We are partners, not money.
Liu Neng: This is a new socialist countryside. How can I give up drinking?
Liu Neng: I like saving people, especially you rich people!
Liu Neng: I'll reconnect this dream and see what happens next.
Wang Musheng said Wang Dana: I put my tongue on my foot. Wang Musheng: I am your son, the continuation of life.
Xie Guangkun said to Bigfoot, You'd better not use it. This thing (rice cooker) consumes a lot of electricity.
Liu Neng: Gee, this flower was raised by my uncle. It looks almost like a flower. Yutian: Not like flowers. Liu Neng: Money. Isn't that money? Selling it is money.
Changgui: That's the way it is. That's the way it is. ...
Xie Guangkun said to Yongqiang, These are my only two hairs. If you look at me again, I won't dare to comb every day.
Liu Ying said to Yutian: Don't howl, you are worse than a donkey.
Yongqiang's dad: I've decided not to talk to him. Yongqiang's mother: You can still have that face and suffocate you!
When can I do something exciting?
Why are your eyes so sharp? You want to be a needle.
Changgui and Bigfoot are talking at the gate of the supermarket, and Guang Kun's trolley passes by.
Guang Kun: Why do I see you two chatting here every time I pass by?
Changgui: Why do I knock you over every time I talk here?
Guang Kun: Why don't you two talk first and I'll go over there.
Changgui: Why don't you go first and I'll tell you.
Bigfoot: You two, don't grind there. (pointing to Changgui) You go on. (pointing to Guang Kun) You go on.
Bigfoot: Don't always ask me to wash dirty clothes next time.
Changgui: Don't always wash my dirty clothes next time.
There's no water in the toilet-not enough (to flush feces).
Liu Yingniang: "Not once or twice." Liu Neng: "I will do something to make you stare."
The whole thing is wronged.
Liu Ying: I'll help you hit my dad and scratch him.
Liu Neng: Did you fight with Yutian last night?
Liu Ying: Are you kidding? I didn't make his bed last night.
Classic lines of roof love
1, boss: The boys' bathhouse is on the left!
I'm not here to take a shower. I'm here to collect rent.
2. Li Xinai: My father says it seems to be a mess here.
Brother Black Wheel: No, we Tiantai people are very cultured and have a lot of temperament.
Egg flower: if the heart is chaotic, everything is chaotic.
Li Xinai: Wow, what a connotation!
3. Prodigal Cream (Jay Chou): Do you have a wish?
Li Xinai (Li Xinai): I want to be myself, just like you.
4. Sister Molly: We Tiantai people like joking, so don't mind!
5. Studio: You are so naive. I mean sad but not sad, happy or unhappy. Do you think it's weird?
6. Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): If you really love her, leave her.
7. Brother Black Wheel: Sweet Potato Girl
Sweet potato girl (shy): Brother Black Wheel
Brother Black Wheel: I just want to eat sweet potatoes.
Sweet potato sister (shy): Oh, never mind. Brother Black Wheel can eat as much as he wants!
8. Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): If the heart is chaotic, the world will be chaotic.
Jay Chou: I can see you every day. Only you can't see me.
10, Boye Chinese Medicine: The latest medicine, women eat Boba, men eat Boba.
Masses: Change what?
Boye Traditional Chinese Medicine: Dad
1 1, you want to die!
Jay Chou: How about letting me sing a song before I die?
12, we have a tradition here. As long as a pair of fish is picked up by a couple and put into the lover's lake, then the couple will be happy for life.
Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): We are just friends.
13, Dad, why don't you teach me martial arts?
Dr. Bo: You can't kick someone just because your legs are so short!
14, Boye: If I hadn't taught you Kung Fu, you would have died.
15, Li Xinai: Hey, let me go, let me go (a kick from the prodigal son's cream).
Director: Kaka! We are filming.
16 everyone (facing the billboard): Hello, sister-in-law!
Prodigal cream: I see you every day. You don't have to know me.
17, prodigal cream: aren't you coming down?
It is enough to have you alone, so we won't continue.
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): What a rare fate it is for you to meet! We Tiantai people are ordinary, but we can also live an extraordinary life.
19, Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): Never associate with Xiao Ai again!
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): Big star, why did you come to us?
2 1, prodigal cream: We are not lovers.
Fish seller: You become a lover after fishing.
22. Director: You jump, who found the old man?
Li: Director, haven't you noticed?
Uncle (Ceng Zhiwei): At that time, many young stars secretly loved me, and many male stars hated me.
24. Bowling King Rock Climbing Photo (Akon): I haven't climbed out for a long time.
25. Brother Lei (): You hurt your body, but I hurt my heart!
26, Xiaoyu: From the piano room to the classroom, the total number of steps *** 108, in order to see you at first sight.
27. Xiaoyu: But if you really love each other, ten years is a long time.
28. Xiaoyu: I'll tell you a secret.
Xiao Lun: OK.
Xiaoyu: I ... counted, from the piano room to the classroom, one *** 108 steps.
Xiao Lun: Boring.
Xiaoyu: Don't talk if you are bored.
Xiao Lun: "Very good."
29. Xiaoyu: Do you like playing the piano with one hand?
Xiao Lun: That's why the other hand can catch you!
16, Xiaoyu: It's incredible to meet you.