Wedding is the most sacred moment in a person's life. If the wedding host uses it improperly, it may break the ice. So, what about the wedding host's upset? I will share the relevant knowledge with you below, and you are welcome to read and browse.
The first category: wedding emcee with old lines.
The lines of this wedding emcee are all the same, and even a personalized wedding can be turned into a teaching speech. What is even more frightening is that even the interjections are the same.
Last summer, a guest attended three weddings in a row in two days, two of which were hosted by the same person. In these two weddings, the dress and rhetoric of the master of ceremonies have not changed, and the funny scenes are almost exactly the same as the arranged games, even the voices? Huh? All the same. What makes him speechless is that the three couples send rings in exactly the same form, all with the help of remote-controlled helicopters.
Now it's all written on the wedding invitations of the newlyweds? 17: 30? Newcomers will enter the venue on time at 18: 28 in order to catch up with Geely. The master of ceremonies presided over the ceremony: impassioned opening remarks, speeches by the witness, speeches by both parents, thanks from the groom, ring exchange ceremony, offering flowers to parents, cutting cakes, pouring champagne and drinking a glass of wine. You can't move chopsticks until after 7 pm. Before the hot dishes are served there, the cold dishes on the table here have been swept away.
The second category: wedding emcee with unfamiliar business.
At the climax of the wedding, if the wedding host mispronounced the couple's name, it must be a collapse.
Many couples didn't communicate with the master of ceremonies in advance, but just discussed the details of the wedding in a hurry before the wedding. As a result, the master of ceremonies made mistakes in many links, which led to the wedding being laughed at many times.
Although the emcee didn't mean to, the newcomer still felt very uncomfortable. At present, there is a lack of tacit understanding between many hosts and newcomers, so cooperation is very unfamiliar. Sometimes the host will speak ill of the newcomer, or catch the newcomer off guard when joking, and the scene is awkward.
The third category: over-ostentatious weddings
If the wedding emcee is too active at the wedding, the couple becomes a supporting role, and the wedding becomes a performance of the wedding emcee. Who will get married?
? All the guests thought he worked hard, but we were very sad. ? Recalling the wedding a year ago, Mr. Zhang is still angry. Throughout the wedding scene, the emcee only gave the couple less than 10 minutes, and the rest of the time was the emcee's performance. ? We asked him to marry, not to be an actor. ?
Miss Chen had the same experience. At that time, the wedding company recommended a emcee who claimed to have worked in a song and dance troupe. He is versatile, not only has a good voice and a good host, but also can perform various programs. What Miss Chen never expected was that the wedding became a master of ceremonies solo, and performances such as singing and dancing, stand-up comedy and magic were frequently performed, while a couple who should have attracted the most attention stood on the stage.
The fourth category: wedding emcee who tells dirty jokes
Telling jokes can adjust the atmosphere of the wedding scene, but the wedding host's telling dirty jokes will only make the scene more embarrassing and eventually lead to the humiliation of the couple.
In order to make the audience laugh, many hosts like to tell dirty jokes at weddings to enliven the atmosphere, so as to show the host's ability to mobilize the atmosphere at the scene.
? First, we didn't want to cooperate, and then my wife's relatives and friends stood up and strongly opposed it. Then we quarreled with the MC. The whole wedding was a mess. ? Netizen Feiyu said that marriage is a major event in life, but his wedding made him feel very sad when he recalled it.
Other emcees often ask for some yellow games, such as putting raw eggs on one cuff of the bride and letting the groom take them out from the other cuff, but the couple can only do so when so many relatives and friends are present. The whole scene was very embarrassing, and the whole wedding atmosphere was ruined by this boring yellow joke.
The least popular person at the wedding ` 10.
1. Bring uninvited guests to the meeting.
If the bride and groom don't make it clear that you can bring an extra guest to the wedding, they must have their own ideas. Maybe they want to manipulate wedding planning and invite only the closest relatives and friends; Perhaps due to the limitations of the venue, it is impossible to organize too many people to eat; It may also be because of accounting thinking that the rest of the guests cannot be entertained. Anyway, bring such a copy to the couple at the wedding. Surprise? It's really rude
If going to the wedding alone makes you feel uncomfortable, you can ask the bride and groom if there are any other guests going to the wedding alone. A heart-to-heart couple will know your thoughts and help you arrange your seat next to another single guest.
2. Indulge Xiong Haizi
You must have seen such a scene. Screaming Xiong Haizi ran around the wedding scene, or when the bride and groom toasted or even exchanged vows, a child with a nervous mood was crying. Don't let your children become nightmares of other people's weddings.
Admit in advance whether the wedding scene provides entertainment for children, or whether it is cool to leave children at home. If you must, please take care of the children and don't make trouble at the wedding.
3. The wedding speech was carried forward excessively.
Even if the groom gives you the microphone, it doesn't mean you have the right to expose the groom's college anecdote or the absurdity before marriage in public. Weddings are not an occasion to show brotherhood by revealing the truth.
Don't shy away from cliches in wedding speeches. It's best to say some blessings that make us all feel comfortable. It's best to put those bound contents in the dark.
It was noisy at the ceremony.
When the master of ceremonies (or priests) questioned the groom? Would you like to? At midnight, the best man suddenly came. Last sentence? No? ; Or is it more frustrating for an old woman to gush out her preconceptions about the bride at the wedding scene?
Even if you have your own views on the marital feelings of the bride and groom, the wedding is definitely not the place where you can express it. Even if you want to save the bride and groom from the mire, don't think about it afterwards.
5, drinking too much
An old friend's wedding is a wedding, not a fraternity. Being drunk at my brother's wedding will not only make a fool of yourself, but also remind my brother's new wife of your character. You'd better not drink too much at the wedding.
6. Touch the wedding cake with your fingers
Believe it or not, some guests are just so annoying. It's not cute to fiddle with the wedding cake with your fingers. Apart from cleaning, wedding cakes are expensive, and only three people have the right to dispose of them: the groom, the bride and the waiter.
Don't make a fool of yourself at other people's weddings. If you really face a cake that is difficult to control, take some photos casually, and it is best not to get close.
7. Dirt the bride's dress
That dazzling white wedding dress will cost the bride a lot of money. Even if there is no chance to wear this dress in the future, soiling the bride's wedding dress is still the most boring wedding behavior.
Be careful when approaching the bride with a drink. If you happen to have a glass of red wine or coke, put it down first.
8. It's too difficult for newcomers to the game.
It used to be an essential part of weddings, but now some weddings are simplified, and many guests play with two couples at the beginning of the banquet.
Some funny and interesting games really help to push the atmosphere of the wedding banquet to a climax, and the newlyweds will still play reluctantly. But remember not to go too far and embarrass the newcomers.
9. Need a DJ to change music.
If it's your own wedding, of course you have the right to decide what music to play, but it's best not to tell others how to handle their wedding DJ. Save it unless the bride and groom specifically ask you questions about the band or music.
10, social media keeps growing.
Guests are not paparazzi, so leave the bride and groom alone. Instead of sending photos of others everywhere without permission, it is better to enjoy the ceremony carefully planned by everyone. Professional photographers will take pictures at weddings, so you might as well save your energy and have a cocktail.
If you don't want to miss the real and moving wedding, you can take some photos at the cocktail party at sunset, but at the wedding reception and ceremony, you'd better put away your mobile phone.
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