Humor Story 1: The only one selling incense and farting. My parents died young, leaving only two brothers. Big brother is very exploitative and harsh on his younger brother, and often gets a beating.
A few months later, eldest brother took his wife. As the saying goes, if you are not a family, you will not enter a house. My brother's sister-in-law is as bad to him as my brother.
The only house became the eldest brother's new house. The cruel brother and sister-in-law kicked him out of the house and lived in the cowshed with the only cow in the family.
Every day, I want my brother to use Niu Gengdi in the field. I don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes. Extremely hard.
One day, my brother fell ill on the ground because of fatigue. My younger brother saw that his younger brother in the field was dying, so he took the cow to plow the field himself.
However, no matter how his brother whipped him, the cow refused to take a step forward. In a rage, my brother beat the cow alive.
My brother was heartbroken when he learned the news. Crying with cows all day and all night. Finally, I dug a hole and buried the cow.
Every other month, my brother takes some tender grass that cows like to eat and puts it on the cow's grave with chopsticks.
On one occasion, my brother was surprised to find that a bamboo had grown in the middle of the grave. It happened that I didn't bring chopsticks this time. Cut two chopsticks instead of bamboo.
An amazing scene appeared. As soon as my brother cuts it, he will drop a piece of gold from the bamboo. Surprised, the only way is that the old cow has a spirit to save himself.
My kind brother took a piece of gold and hired someone to build a new house. My brother is jealous. He is surprised that his brother is suddenly so rich. As soon as I rolled my eyes, I asked my brother.
The kind brother didn't hide anything, and honestly told the whole process.
My brother immediately followed suit and took the tender grass to worship the old cow. Deliberately chopping bamboo without chopsticks.
However, the expected gold did not fall, but piles of smelly cow dung. In a rage, my brother cut all the bamboo, threw it aside and left.
When my brother came over again, he saw bamboo thrown underground. Crying, packing, ready to go home as firewood.
There happened to be some soybeans at home, so my brother used this bamboo to fry soybeans. When the beans are ripe, they smell very good. My brother couldn't help eating one, and suddenly he couldn't help but want to fart.
This fart is unusual, and it has no taste at all. Instead, it smells indescribable. People want to smell it.
The neighbor next door was attracted by the fragrance and had to spend money to let his brother put another one. My brother's face is incredible. Thank you again, Niu Lao.
In the days to come, my brother made a living by selling fart. Gradually, a signboard selling fragrant fart was put up.
My brother once again asked my brother about the process. I saw a few bamboos left in my brother's house. Catch it.
Go home and pour a big pot of soybeans and bamboo to fry together. After frying, I can't wait to put the beans together and sell incense farts in the street. ......
Everyone thought it was a younger brother, but when they saw it, they all sneered. My brother didn't believe everyone when he saw it. Caught a handful of beans and ate them. Waiting for the arrival of sweet fart.
? Bang? There was a loud noise and my brother's fart came out. However, the smell is extremely unpleasant.
A bunch of people waiting for the fart suddenly smelled the smell and angrily picked up a bamboo pole to block the younger brother's ass.
From then on, the only one selling incense fart, my brother also had a daughter-in-law a few years later. Live a happy life.
However, the old cow who brought him good luck always went to worship and never forgot.
Humor Story 2: Chou-heung's story on Pig Bajie. After coming back from the Buddhist scriptures, Pig Bajie couldn't wait to return to Gao Laozhuang to be his son-in-law.
Long time, Bajie's? Old habits? Again, what's the point of being with your wife? But Mrs. Pig knows the old pig too well to allow him to go out when he has nothing to do. Even if she plays mahjong and cards at home, no woman can participate, all of them? Single man? .
On this day, it has been pawned? Tiangong? Does the hotel manager's sand monk drive it? BMW? The car came to find Bajie, and it happened that Mrs. Pig was not at home. Friar Sand asked, Brother, what did your brother do to you? You wouldn't come to my place to play. ?
The old pig said with a sad face. Brother, don't you know that your sister-in-law is a tigress? You have to ask for leave when you go out, and the pager has been ringing for a long time before you go outside. I'm really bored living. It is so boring. ?
Friar Sand smiled. Sister-in-law is not at home now. Come with me, brother. Good wine and meat will control you. ?
Hearing this, the pig's mouth watered. He called Pig Bajie Xiaohuan, who was playing yo-yo in the yard, and said, Your uncle Friar Sand's air conditioner is broken and asked me to fix it. Did you tell your mother when she came? Do you understand?
Hearing this, Xiaojie wanted to leave, but Bajie was anxious and said, I came back and bought you a lot of bubble gum. ?
Xiaojie swallowed and nodded, and Bajie got into Friar Sand's car and ran away.
After all, we are brothers in distress who go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures together. They have a deep friendship and deep feelings. Friar Sand got a big table of good wine and good food for Bajie from the Tiangong Hotel, and specially called a waiter to pour Bajie wine. When Bajie saw the waiter, his eyes were straight, and he even wolfed down his meal. That young lady is really beautiful.
When the young lady poured the wine, Bajie touched the back of her hand. He stammered, "Excuse me, could you tell me Miss Fang and her name?"
The waiter blushed and bowed his head and said, My name is Chou-heung? Friar Sand laughed at one side. She is the head waiter of the hotel and Tang Bohu's lover. ?
Pig quickly stood up, took a glass of wine and said that it was Miss Chou-heung. Please sit down. Old pig has long admired her name. Seeing her today, she really lives up to her reputation. Let me propose a toast to you. ?
Chou-heung glanced at the sand monk. The sand monk said, Sit down. We're on our own. ?
Pig said to Friar Sand, You have something to do. Go ahead. ?
After Friar Sand left, Pig took Chou-heung by the hand and said, Chou-heung, it's a blessing for the old pig to see you today. I want to make friends with you. How's it going?
Chou-heung pulled out her hand: Mr. Pig, you are so humorous. ?
Bajie was in a hurry: everything I said is true. I'll go back and divorce that yellow-faced woman right away. Don't mess with that don As long as you follow me, I will let you wear famous brands to eat game, live a full life, live a rainy day, and don't have to go to such poor classes again. ?
Pig put his mouth to Chou-heung's ear and whispered, I still have a large sum of money in the bank, and no one knows the password. ?
Chou-heung leaned her head on the pig's shoulder and said, Brother Pig, don't lie to me. I was cheated by that poor scholar once. I'm already an injured woman. ?
Pig hugged Chou-heung and said, Who lied to you? Who is the puppy? Although I am ugly, I am gentle. ?
Chou-heung pushed the pig away and said shyly, Brother Pig, you want me to make an appointment another day. ?
Hearing this, the pig head was covered in blood. Plop? It felt great to fall off the chair with a bang.
A few days later, Bajie received a page from Chou-heung. The message said that my husband had gone to other places to sketch, and he was not at home tonight, so I asked Bajie to have a good night.
When Pig saw this, his head was dizzy and his feet were light. He can't wait to go there at once. He told his wife that Master Tang was hit by a car and was being rescued in the hospital. He has to go and see it quickly, and he doesn't know when he will come back. What a hurry! Mrs. Pig asked: True.
Bajie said:? If I lie to you, I go out and get hit by a car. ? Mrs. Pig waved her hand and said, Go, go. ?
Bajie managed to stay in the video room until it was dark and could not eat. Why don't you call? what's up I hurried to Chou-heung's house.
Bajie came to Chou-heung's door, afraid to shout. He pushed open the door. Blinking? It opened with a bang, yeah! After a pass, Bajie entered the room softly, came to the bedroom door, pushed the door and pushed in. Blinking? It's happening again, isn't it? Have you passed the second pass? In the bedroom, only the bedside lamp was softly on, and Bajie came to the bedside, huh? After passing through Mishima Pass. The pig threw himself on the bed in a hurry, and the people on the bed scolded him: you stupid pig, you stupid pig, you bastard, look who I am. Eight quit a look, the amusement. It turned out to be her own wife.
So Chou-heung has told Mrs. Pig and got a lot of money from her? Reporting fee? Travel with Tang Bohu.
Humor Story 3: Are they all cosmetic surgeons? Midwife Wang and Xiao Wang are twins, and so are their best friends Li and Xiao Li.
Recently, two couples decided to hold a wedding on New Year's Day. These four people think that the ceremony must be ingenious, so they have decided on a wedding plan for all the twins, which will definitely make everyone shine.
But eldest brother's father frowned and said, although this is unforgettable, where can I find so many twins?
In the evening, everyone sat down for a meeting. My second uncle, who works as a security guard in the hospital, said: Go to the hospital for obstetrics and gynecology, as long as they provide relevant information and then follow the map, it will be easy. ?
As the second uncle said, the two brothers contacted the Municipal Women and Children Hospital. After some contact among hundreds of pairs of twins, they finally found four suitable candidates.
Two days before New Year's Day, one of the twin bridesmaids couldn't come because of something on New Year's Day.
what can I do? The four newcomers are in a rash. Manager Jiang, the wedding company that undertakes the wedding, said after hearing about the situation. Don't worry, I will take good care of the twin bridesmaids on the wedding day! ?
The wedding arrived as scheduled, and there were a sea of people. When everyone saw the twins appear, they suddenly gave out an exclamation.
The wedding is about to start, and the twin bridesmaids haven't arrived yet. At this moment, Manager Jiang appeared with four identical young girls.
After the newlyweds were relieved, they smiled and said, Manager Jiang, this is a quadruplet! ?
Manager Jiang said: What happened to the quadruplets? Which two are more comfortable for you? Pick any one. ?
A few salutes sounded and the wedding officially began. Uncle asked Manager Jiang where he got such beautiful quadruplets.
Manager Jiang said: looking for a hospital, the hospital doctor I was looking for said it was no problem to find more quadruplets and quintuplets! ?
Under the second uncle's questioning, Manager Jiang gave the name of the hospital.
The second uncle asked in wonder: There seems to be no obstetrics and gynecology department in this hospital. How can there be so many twins?