On imitating Lei Feng's sketches and cross talks
Hello, details: A: The audience welcomes us to talk more. Thank you for your applause. Today is March 5th. B: Learn Lei Feng Memorial Day. Do you know the story of Lei Feng? Please introduce me. Lei Feng was born in a poor family. B: it's a bitter child. A: Later, I joined the army and became a soldier. Determined to serve the motherland. He has been studying hard and keeping on practicing. B: Yes ... He works very hard. A: Later, he became a monk in Jinshan Temple in Hangzhou. B: He's an excellent monk ... huh? ! There is a kind of snake essence called White Snake Woman that endangers the world. Comrade Lei Feng started a duel with her, and finally put the white snake under the tower and died with the white snake, giving his young life. In memory of him, people call this tower "Leifeng Tower". He will live in our hearts forever ... What are you talking about? A: Isn't there the Leifeng Tower? B: Yes, that's the peak of the mountain, not in front of Lei Feng. Isn't this in memory of Lei Feng? No, that's Fahai! A: sorry, it's a string. B: Don't talk nonsense. Comrade Lei Feng also keeps a diary. B: Lei Feng's diary. You should study hard. What I like best is a passage about the four seasons of the year. Then tell me. A: (Singing) Spring has come, with green leaves all over the window and mandarin ducks embroidered under the big girl's window. Suddenly, a heartless stick hit Yuanyang on both sides. When summer comes, the willows grow very long ... B: Stop singing! Four seasons song! I remember once in spring and summer? B: It means "treat comrades as warm as spring, work as hot as summer, individualism as autumn wind sweeps away leaves, and enemies as cruel as winter". Yes, as far as I know, it is. B: Just like telling you. A: After reading the Diary of Lei Feng, I was deeply moved by this passage. You should study hard. A: As a crosstalk performer, especially a comedian, I also put forward four requirements for myself. B: Then tell me. A: Treat the service fee as warm as spring. B: Huh? A: Treat acupoints as hot as summer. Oh! Answer: Treat the audience's criticism like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves! B: Huh? ! A: Treat comedians as ruthlessly as winter! B: Fuck you!