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Rural wedding vernacular sketch video
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Person: male 1, female 1, male 2, female 2.

The whole play uses the tone of idol drama to say lines.

Prop: A table with legs.

(men and women 1 and men and women 2 play from both sides)

(Male 2 meets female 1)

Female 1: Husband ~ It hurts ~ (croaking)

Man 1: Hey, you hit someone.

Man 2: Are you talking about me?

Man 1: Wow, you're still dragging after hitting someone. Won't you say you are sorry?

Man 2: Come on ~ Are you kidding? It is obvious that she hit me first.

Female 1: husband ~ ~ ~

Man 1: Hey, do you know manners? Don't you know how to build a civilized city now?

Man 2: Yes, so what?

M 1: I'm telling you, I have this expression again. The last time I had that look, I almost killed myself:

Man 2: Wow, are you threatening me? Hey, you are impolite. I tell you, your tone is really good.

Man 1: Are you talking like this to start a fight? I repeat, we are now building a civilized city.

Man 2: I just want to do it, so what?

M 1: It's a nice day.

Man 2: Today is a good day to do it.

M 1: Then cut the crap.

Cut the crap.

Man 1: You're forcing me to do it.

Man 2: That's it. How's it going?

M 1: Then cut the crap.

Cut the crap.

M 1: It's a beautiful day.

Man 2: Hey, do you want to do it or not? Hurry up, I have work to do.

M 1: Do you look down on me like this? Do you think I dare not (push the girl 2)? Is this what you want to see?

Male 2: (referring to male 1) You are pushing me, you know (pushing female 1).

Female 1: husband ~ ~ ~ ~

M 1: You really have no guts to hit a woman.

Man 2: There's nothing I can do.

M 1: Then there's no way out.

(Male 12 dragged female 12 behind the desk and beat him up)

M 1: I'm very tired. Let's call it a day.

Man 2: You are so strong.

M 1: I'll hit you once next time I see you.

All right, stop nagging. I am tired of playing, too. (turning to the table) OK, what can I do for you? There's nothing to go. Come on.

(Woman 2 climbs out from behind the desk and follows man 2. Woman 1 Take off a high-heeled shoe behind the desk. )

Man 1: Hey, what's wrong?

(female 1 climbs out from behind the desk and shakes her head)

Man 1: Oh, you are so embarrassed. You put on your shoes after being beaten like this. What's wrong? It's nothing. Let's leave now.

(female 1 follower male 1)

(female 1 put on shoes and follow male 1, hands hanging on her chest)

Man 1: Hey, why are you so slow? Is there anything wrong (female 1 shaking her head)? There's nothing wrong with fooling around. Shall we have dinner later?

Female 1: Whatever.

M 1: Then what shall we eat?

Female 1: Whatever.

M 1: Shall we have hot pot?

Female 1: No, there are pimples in the hot pot.

M 1: Then let's eat Sichuan food.

Female 1: I just ate it yesterday.

M 1: Then you say we don't want to eat.

Female 1: anything will do.

M 1: Then let's run across the street.

Female 1: What way to go in such cold weather?

M 1: Then let's go to the movies.

Female 1: It's a waste of time to watch movies.

M 1: Are you going home?

Female 1: anything will do.

M 1: Then let's go by bus.

Female 1: hey ~ it's dirty and crowded by bus ... (shaking his head)

M 1: Shall we take a taxi?

Female 1: It's not worthwhile to go too close.

Man 1: Hey ... I'm telling you, my eyes have appeared again. You saw them last time. It almost killed people when it appeared (female 1 nodding repeatedly). Don't do this. Listen, will you come with me?

(Two men and two women on stage, two women wrapped in gauze)

M 1: I said, I'll hit you once when I see you.

Man 2: No way. We are so predestined.

Male 1: There is no way out.

Man 2: There's nothing I can do.

(female 12 pulls off the bandage gauze, drags male 12 behind the desk and crushes it with a small bag. )

M 1: Your wife is quite strong.

Man 2: Your wife is not bad either.

(Female 2 stops, female 1 continues)

Woman 2: Wow, you are really strong.

Female 1: (I continue to call twice) If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, I will attack. You can speak in the local language, but if you don't, you can make fun of me. ...................................................................................................

Woman 2: OK, let's go for a drink.

Female 1: Go

(female 12)

(male 12 climbs out)

Man 1: Are you all right?

Man 2: That's all right.

M 1: We are still strangers.

Man 2: That's really what you said.

Man 1: Are you hungry?

Man 2: I'm really hungry.

M 1: Shall we eat Sichuan hot pot?

Man 2: Why don't we have two more drinks?

M 1: I like your answer.

Man 2: Let's go.

(male 12)

the end