A classmate said in the group that he used his 55-inch LCD as a computer monitor. . . Suddenly someone said: Don't you feel inferior when watching movies? . . The following is a collection of humorous jokes compiled by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

A collection of humorous jokes and nonsense (1) 1. The school should provide nutritious meals, a box of milk and an egg at night. For the first time this week, a girl in our class asked the Life Committee if milk was free. If so, we don't want it. We bring our own milk.

Then the boy in front of her said, according to you, we boys can stop eating eggs?

Then the whole class burst into laughter. . .

2. A classmate said in the group that he used his 55-inch LCD as a computer monitor. . .

Suddenly someone said: Don't you feel inferior when watching movies? . .

3、? Hello, classmate, can you pat my back? It should be natural. Take a picture of me when I walk forward. Click here. ?

? Sure, why don't you go?

? . . . Okay？ Okay？ Classmate, why are you running? MD, give me my phone back! ! !

In the evening, I went back to the dormitory crying. My roommate's sister heard that I was bullied by my boyfriend! I was so angry that she immediately changed her clothes and jumped into the dormitory all night to find my boyfriend and begged me. . .

I didn't come back all night. What a good sister. . .

5. Sophomore snuggles in junior's arms and asks: Why don't freshmen like me?

The junior stroked the head of the sophomore and said, Little fool, they still like women! ?

Humorous jokes and nonsense collection (2) 1, the university is not only learning knowledge, but more importantly, learning how to communicate with people, knowing one more friend and making one more customer when purchasing.

2. Seeing Wang Han's humor, He Jiong's wit and Hua Shao's wit, he decided to be a host in the future, so he resolutely applied for the broadcasting host major. At school, he studies Mandarin hard and practices body language. After graduation, he finally got married.

3. Check the results of Band 4 today. I took the exam many times, and I swore an oath before this examination. If I pass Band 4, I will admit that I can't get married. As a result, I passed Band 4. . .

4. The score line for the entrance examination came out. Students with insufficient scores should not panic. Boys can take brick courses if they can't go to college, and girls can consider one if they can't get into college.

Your children in grade three are so naive. Do you think this is a festival? It's called three years' imprisonment and two months' probation. . .

As a liberal arts student, I deeply feel that the most powerful ability of liberal arts students is that even if we can't write a question on the test paper, we can always write it and hand it in! ! ! ! ! Dead support, hard resistance and special seriousness are the advantages of our liberal arts students.

7. The voting post was posted on the school website. What's the topic? What is the most common sentence you have ever said to a woman? The first four tickets are 1 and three meals respectively. 2. eat this dish. 3. Hello, Aunt. Aunt, open the door.

8. The headmaster said: If someone in another school annoys you, I will kill you. If you are killed and go to court, I will let the political teacher be your lawyer, let the Chinese teacher defend you, and let the math teacher and microcomputer teacher calculate the odds for you.

If you can't do it, find your cell, let the geography teacher study the terrain for you, let the art teacher draw a topographic map for you, then let the physics teacher and chemistry teacher develop explosives for you, and let the physical education teacher rescue you.

After coming out, all the teachers and students cheered. Go back to school and have a party. Ask the music teacher and English teacher to sing, and ask the biology teacher to prepare meals.

Finally, let the history teacher pass on this generation. . .

A collection of humorous jokes (3) 1, a boy in the class skipped class and went out to play ball. When the class teacher found out, he blocked him at the door of the classroom.

When the boys came back, the class was almost over. The teacher asked? Where have you been? ?

The boy calmly replied:? Go to the bathroom?

The teacher pointed to his profuse sweat and asked? What was that?

The boy held back for a while and said, teacher. . . I am constipated and suffocated. ?

Several students speak ill of the head teacher in the classroom.

A naughty boy is always criticized by the head teacher. He said angrily. Dogs like class teachers! ?

All the other students kept their heads down, and he felt terrible. Looking back, the head teacher stood behind him.

Boys roll their eyes, hurry up? Woof woof woof? Cried loudly.

3. I drank the yogurt given by my roommate in the morning and had diarrhea.

I asked my roommate:? Did the yogurt you gave me pass the futures? Why do you have diarrhea when you drink it? ?

He:? Ah! I have diarrhea, too, but I can't find the reason. Can I buy you a drink?

Your uncle! ! !

4. There is a teasing B on the school toilet wall, leaving a sentence:? XXX, take a trip here. . . ?

As a result, I found another sentence on the wall the next morning:? Are you happy swimming in the urinal? Isn't it delicious? ! ! ?

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