Xiaoming said to Xiaohong, "You are really a dog!" "

Xiao Hong said, "Dog monster!"

Is that what you mean?

Kneel for a few words of Sichuan dialect, 100.

1. Haircut and shaving (Sichuan dialect)

If you are a man, don't get down (the word Sichuan dialect).

3. There will be riddles (three-character Sichuan dialect) hacked at night.

4. What should I choose for Chinese mathematics (three-character Sichuan dialect)?

5. China border BuXiongBing (four-character Sichuan dialect, XiaLouGe) put a dragon gate array.

6. Pull the doll (three-character Sichuan dialect, downstairs brother)

7. It is difficult to treat pus on the soles of the feet (three-character Sichuan dialect).

8. Western powers (two-word Sichuan dialect, swinging grid) Bunker

9. Older children are timid.

10. Hit a bandit and shaved his beard (three-character Sichuan dialect)

1 1. Zuiqing (three-character Sichuan dialect) Ma.

12. Hit with food (three-character Sichuan dialect) and knock on the plate.

13. I bought a headrope and tied it for Xi 'er (Sichuan dialect).

14. Looking forward to being in power again (three-character Sichuan dialect)

15. Mrs. Cooper (two-word Sichuan dialect) is thin.

16. Go into the shopping mall without buying anything.

17. I hope I can feel more comfortable (two words Sichuan dialect).

18. Artificial leather, synthetic leather (three-character Sichuan dialect) Pipi

19. When it's okay

Learning Hulusi (three-character Sichuan dialect) is empty.

20. Peach blossoms bloom alone (three-character Sichuan dialect).

2 1. The prime minister can punt in his stomach (three-character Sichuan dialect).

22. Then I got drunk, and we lost each other (two words in Sichuan dialect) and were paralyzed.

23. A packet of rice (two-word Sichuan dialect) was distributed.

24. It is useless to soak in hot springs (two words Sichuan dialect, swinging lattice) to wash white.

25. Zheng Banqiao is really strange. That's weird.

26. Coax the superior leader (Sichuan dialect) to lie to his head.

27. Shouting loudly makes you numb.

28. Swing (three-character Sichuan dialect)

29. It doesn't go well every time (the word Sichuan dialect).

30. This place has never been flat.

3 1. Hang a signboard (four-character Sichuan dialect) and pull a lid.

32. Zuimei (three-character Sichuan dialect) Ma Ma Fish

33. Better than his brother (Sichuan dialect)

34. Son of Shandawang (the bandit leader of Sanzi Jingchuan dialect)

35. First of all, be honest (three-character Sichuan dialect).

36. Bear the brunt (three-character Sichuan dialect) shampoo bones

37. Woye Li Qian (three-character Sichuan dialect) is old and fat.

38. The distant mountains and autumn waters are all strange (four-character Sichuan dialect) with strange eyebrows and strange eyes.

39. Pull with both hands (Sichuan dialect)

40. Manage Lamian Noodles (Sichuan dialect II, 3+ 1) and give consideration to face-lifting.

4 1. Niu Wangmo grabbed Princess Tiefan (four-character Sichuan dialect) and twisted her head.

42. I want to find a job right away.

43. Professor Huang, the master of pornography (three-character Sichuan dialect)

44. Lao Daqiang (three-character Sichuan dialect).

45. Cattle and horses take a sand bath (four-character Sichuan dialect) to rub their skins and scratch.

46. Don't ask your baby to hide from the night owl.

47. All-Africa sign (two-word Sichuan dialect) class is over.

48. Put a raft in the middle of Xiaoxiao Zhupai River (three-character Sichuan dialect)

49. Hong Haier is on fire.

Fierce flame (four-character Sichuan dialect, louver lattice) is dry and fine.

50. The octogenarian (two-word Sichuan dialect) Lao Geng

5 1. Sun Bin is not crazy,

Du (four-character Sichuan dialect) is possessed and pretends to be crazy.

52. Release all those who are not sure (four-character Sichuan dialect).

53. Tangseng Meat (four-character Sichuan dialect, Juanlian Pavilion) is fascinating.

54. Flattery (two-word Sichuan dialect, swinging lattice) stuttering

55. Sadness has returned, although we are in trouble by drinking to drown our sorrows.

56. Fat liposuction (four-character Sichuan dialect) fat flowing oil

57. Zhao Wei Slimming (five-character Sichuan dialect) has big eyes and a small stomach.

58. Just like a sip (three-character Sichuan dialect).

59. Want to eat hot pot (three-character Sichuan dialect, shutter pavilion) business is booming.

60. Pencil sharpener (seven-character Sichuan dialect) sharpens the skull and drills in.

6 1. Taking race walking as a profession (Sichuan dialect) ... >>

Chengdu dialect

These can only be counted as Sichuan dialect, but I hope they are useful to you.

1: "Drumming" means forcing others to do things they don't want to do.

He was so angry that he wanted me to play cards.

2, "bending acid": refers to the meaning of picky!

Like why are you so sour? I prepared some for you, and you are still sour!

3. "Sa Guo": It means that things have passed and are over.

For example: "Today's meeting is over, that's all!"

4: "several ha": it means urging others to hurry up!

For example, "Come on, eat, people are waiting to get up."

5. "Balang (happy) can't": that is, what others think and do is exactly what they think!

For example, "He doesn't want to have dinner with you."

6. "Digging for money": It means that this person is poor and dirty.

For example: "You excavator!"

7. "Working hard at internal strength" means doing a good job in construction.

For example, "let's work hard, and then we'll eat."

8: "Dog" means to describe a person as stingy.

For example: "Don't look at Big Brother, he is actually a beggar!" " "

9: "crooked": it means to describe a person as fierce! Or on the surface is a far-fetched fear!

For example: "You are crooked! ! Do you know what I do? (Actually, I am nothing! )"

10: "strange baby": it means a mess!

For example, "I surf the Internet today, and some people are very strange."

1 1: "Mian" means one thing, a person is dragging his feet, and his personality is slow and touching!

For example, "Don't be so careless. Do you want it? " ? Hurry up! "

12: The meaning of "seeking" replaces "what"!

For example: "You don't understand what you are asking!"

13: "Eat less lunch" means having lunch. It usually appears in rural areas, where adults ask their children to eat.

For example: Erwazi, don't herd cattle. Come back for lunch!

14: "yiha" means to be together or together!

For example: "Go to dinner today and shout them all out!" "

15: "Scratching the skin" describes a person's irritability and impatience!

For example: "Your cards are so bad that I lost them!"

16: "Leaving school": That is to say, this person is more sensible and obedient. Wangcang people are often children!

For example, "that baby is still relatively backward!" Said he wouldn't make trouble. "

17: "Fighting" means fighting.

For example, "You two knock your heads in the dark all day.

18: "Back time": indicates bad luck when doing something wrong. You will be unlucky and suffer the consequences!

For example: "when you should recite, which told you not to listen to the old man!" " "

19: "hammer": it means disbelief and impossibility. Often used in wangcangli.

For example: hammer! Do you dare to believe you?

20: loose work ":not busy or tired, work and life are easier!" "

For example: "The life you are living now is so loose! Introduce me to three for a long time! "

2 1: "Shi Jing": refers to something that is more durable.

For example: "The bowl I bought today is still relatively simple, and it didn't break when it fell to the ground!" " "

22. "Uncle Ha": indicates whether you know or are sure.

For example: "Don't worry, he can't fool me. I still have a few words in my heart. " Have you talked about it? "

23: "vagina": it means to achieve your goal quietly and not let others know!

For example, "he often goes to the vegetable market inexplicably, afraid that we will see him smile!" " "

24. "Karma" means cheap.

For example, meat sells well now.

25. "Silent": The main meaning is to express "thoughts"

For example: "Don't be silent. I don't know you. I don't want to argue with you!" " "

26: "weird": it means something is wrong, something is wrong.

For example, "there was something wrong with the TV at home yesterday, and it kept pulling!" Very angry! "

27. "Hanghu": It is the same meaning as visiting houses in the north, and it is mostly used for holidays.

For example, "I'm going to a family on New Year's Day. Which one are you going to? "

28. "dripping water does not leak soup": it describes a person who is not careful in his work, does not sweep his tail enough, and always leaves some, compared with the way he eats.

For example, "Erwa, you must be careful when you go out to work, and don't let the boss say that your soup is not good ... >>"

Sichuanese sketch-lines for seeing a doctor

Old man: (Sichuan dialect) Ouch, it is said that Beijing is fun and cold! When you arrive in Beijing, you can't say that the Great Wall is not a hero, which is good. It's even colder at the Great Wall, and the wind is blowing. Just ask those Beijingers. Alas, if that little brother doesn't know where 10,000 (the hospital) is, you won't understand when you see a skull shaking like a drum. In Beijing, people can only understand by speaking Mandarin.

(Trump) That little brother doesn't know where 10,000 is. Oh, yo, shake his head again. Are you from Beijing? Oh, you can't even speak Beijing. Forget it. . . If you have any questions, you might as well find them yourself. Where is the big hospital in Beijing?

Oh, there is a hospital there. I'll see if there's a doctor in the back.

Uh, uh, is there a doctor?

Doctor: Who, who, who, who.

Old man: Oh, doctor.

Doctor: (Chuan) I'll pretend to be a doctor. Whatever.

Old man: Hey, doctor.

Doctor: Comrade, see a doctor. Okay, okay, okay.

Old man: Hmm.

Doctor: OK, OK, then tell me about your symptom first.

Old man: Doctor, I'm afraid it's cold. I'm cold.

Doctor: What?

Old man: I'm cold.

Doctor: When your mother arrives, you should meet her at the railway station.

Old man: You. . . . You insist on comfort. Oh, here comes his father. Uh, this is me. . . . Oh, no, that's right. Why does it hurt again? Oh!

Doctor: I see. You're sick, aren't you?

Old man: Oh

Doctor: It doesn't matter if you are sick. Sit down and talk slowly. Speak slowly about this symptom.

Old man: Oh, yes.

Doctor: Make a good record. Come on, come on, this patient. We still have to deal with it. Come on, come on, relax.

Old man: (Sichuan) Ouch, my wring hurts.

Doctor: Speak slowly, er, can you understand me when I speak Mandarin? First of all,

Old man: (Sichuan) Oh, I can understand your Mandarin.

Doctor: Oh, oh, can you speak Mandarin?

Old man: (Chuan) Ouch, my mother is going to speak Mandarin again. I spit out that Mandarin every day in Beijing these days. My tongue hurts. I don't care if he vomits again to see a doctor. Ask him first. This is internal medicine. Surgery. If you set up obstetrics and gynecology, you will lose your ancestors. Let this doctor know that I am a patient. I'm afraid I have to use Mandarin. Oh, why is that phone in Mandarin? I will do it first.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

(Trump) There is a drip of Mandarin choking. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what about the doctor? Doctor, uh, I want to kiss you in Mandarin. I can say it bit by bit.

First of all, first of all, I want to kiss you

Doctor: What did you say?

Old man: I want to kiss you.

Doctor: I think you really have a problem. I am a man. I'm a man, you know? Male.

Old man: I know, I know you are a man, and I know you are a man.

Doctor: Yes, what's the point of kissing me?

Old man: Oh, I want to kiss you. Are you knocking at the door?

Doctor: Speak clearly, speak slowly and say what you say.

Old man: Inside or outside?

Doctor: Er, internal medicine or surgery?

Old man: Yes, boss.

Doctor: It's really not easy. This internal medicine department

Old man: Then there is nothing.

Doctor: Then sit down and talk about your illness first. I will remember what you said.

Old man: (Sichuan) Hey, this doctor is very strange. Whether you come or not, you should call him back. Oh, the doctor will call him back.

Doctor, I'm starting to shrink.

Doctor: Say.

Old man: I'm shrinking.

Doctor: Speak slowly.

Old man: I'm slowly shrinking. I'm shrinking underground at the moment. If I shrink again, I can't shrink any more. Hey hey hey.

Doctor: Wow ~ ~ Wow ~ ~ What are you doing sitting on the ground?

Old man: You let me shrink, and I will shrink.

Doctor: I told you to speak with your mouth.

Old man: Tell me about the symptoms for a long time.

Doctor: Yes, you know the symptoms.

Old man: Oh, I was kidnapped.

Doctor: Sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up. People think I'm bullying you just because

Old man: Doctor ... >>

In ancient times, people spoke with their local accents or spoke Mandarin on TV.

There is a popular proverb in Sichuan: "I'm afraid that Sichuanese will speak Mandarin." It means that Sichuanese can't speak Mandarin well. They call the Mandarin spoken by Sichuanese' Pu Chuan' or' Salt and Pepper Mandarin'. Typical salt and pepper Putonghua has the following two paragraphs: "Rat, bite a gap in my alkali (soap)." There is also a saying that welcomes Andy Lau's salt and pepper Putonghua in the mountainous area of Sichuan: "Welcome singer Liu Defa, come to our mountain! (Welcome singer Andy Lau, come to our mountain area) "Speaking Sichuan dialect in Mandarin makes people laugh.

Legend has it that Chengdu people love to use Trump when quarreling. If a person scolds each other with salt and pepper in Chengdu dialect, and the other person does not show weakness, he will fight back with Zigong dialect. As a result, both sides laughed at each other's salt and pepper. So the two sides made up with a smile and became a new field for developing Trump applications.

In fact, these are all made up by Sichuanese themselves to laugh at themselves for speaking Mandarin, but mainlanders don't think so. In front of mainlanders, no matter how bad we speak Mandarin, others will not laugh at us. It will feel better than speaking Sichuan dialect. Other southerners speak Mandarin with a local accent, not just Sichuanese. Sichuan people who have received professional training can speak Mandarin. Generally, people in Sichuan speak Mandarin with salt and pepper, because they have not received formal training, but only imitate the Putonghua of radio and television, movies and teachers.

First, make jokes with different tones.

Sichuan dialect belongs to the northern language family, and most numbers are pronounced the same as Mandarin, but with different tones. Therefore, many people speak Mandarin, thinking that a different tone is enough, but they are often not sure about the tone, and it is inevitable to make jokes. A chemistry teacher spoke Mandarin in his lecture and made a lot of jokes: once, when he was talking about distinguishing' strong alkali from weak alkali', he asked the students a question and the students answered it wrong. The teacher asked angrily, "Are you a strong alkali?" Who knows, I accidentally got the tone of' alkali' wrong, which made the students sound like' you * * *'. , causing laughter all over the house. There is a plot in the opera "Jiang Jie": * * * catches Captain Jiang (Jiang Jie) and finally catches a landlord:

The police chief asked, "Are you Captain Jiang?"

The landlord replied: "I am Jiang Dunzhang!"

This "Captain Jiang" and "Captain Jiang" have the same pinyin, but the tone is different. Here, the collision between "Mandarin" and Sichuan dialect played a big joke, vividly depicting the incompetence of the police and the ignorance of the landlords and squires!

Confusing the tone difference between Sichuan dialect and Mandarin is one of the important reasons why ordinary Sichuanese can't speak Mandarin well.

Second, the indistinguishable pronunciation differences.

The important reason why Sichuanese can't speak Putonghua well is that there is no difference between flat tongue and upturned tongue in Sichuan dialect used in most areas. Basically, the pronunciation of tongue sticking in Mandarin is flat tongue, for example, "IQ" is [zhshā ng] in Mandarin and [zǐsāng] in Sichuan dialect (the sound is the same as "word sang"); "Supermarket" is [ch ā oshi] in Mandarin and [cáosǐ] in Sichuan dialect (the same as "Cao Si"); "Zhu" is [zh and chí] in Putonghua and [z and ci] in Sichuan dialect (pronounced the same as "Zici"). For this reason, many Sichuanese type pinyin on the computer, but they are not sure whether to roll their tongues or not. They often try and waste a lot of time, but when they open their mouths, they will give away. This is another reason why Sichuanese can't speak Mandarin well.

In Sichuan dialect (but excluding Chengdu dialect), if vowels do not start with "I" (such as "I" or "in"), all "n" will be pronounced as "L". Such as "Nan", the middle tone of Sichuan dialect is the same as "Lan Fang"; Ningxia is pronounced as' under the forest'; "Nong" is pronounced as "dragon" and so on, as well as "La" and "Na". According to Nana, when she was admitted to Sichuan Normal University, the teacher tested her Mandarin. As soon as she said her name, she called "Nana" Sheila!

"Wu" in Putonghua and "Wu" in Sichuan dialect, such as "Wu" and "Wu"; "Hu" is changed to "Fu", "Hu" is pronounced as "Fu Hu" and "Like" is pronounced as "Like Fu"; In some areas of Sichuan, "F" and "H" are confused or even reversed. For example, in some areas in northern Sichuan,' flower' is pronounced as' hair',' yellow' as' house' and' non-house' as' ash', for example, laughing at the jokes in these places: there is a domestic cat (there is a yellow cat in the house) and Huang Zi's rape. In addition, ordinary >>