The first part is: seawater tide. Super super, super super Xia Chao. The second link: floating clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear. The fog dances everywhere, and in the fog dance dock, my crane prolongs its life for thousands of years. In spring, the age of scattered cranes increases by ten days frequently, and the deer Che Jian is healthy.
Sun and moon shine together, benevolent people live long, and yin and yang are really rare.
Green water is carefree, and green hills are not old because of wind wrinkles. Standing in the flowers for their honeymoon, a sheep led two lambs and two pigs to a trough.
Gladiators stop cars, tigers pounce on the river, ordinary people are brave-ants walk along trees, fools are heroes.
The cockscomb is not in full bloom-Mr. Setaria, two apes are cutting firewood on the mountain, and this monkey can still see each other. -a horse stuck in the mud, how did this beast get the hoof (title) chicken and dog crossing the frost bridge all the way plum blossom bamboo leaves-Yan Ying wears embroidered curtains, half window jade scissors gold shuttlecock crab wears armor phoenix.
Idle people are forbidden to enter the virtuous, and thieves come to the future.
A fragile little boy who doesn't understand Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties; Handsome and witty, he only read four elegant carols.
A thousand-year-old tree is a hanger; Make a bathtub in the Yangtze River.
Split pomegranate, red door polyacid seed; Bite open ginkgo, an adult (kernel) white.
There are seven ducks floating in the pond, counting three pairs; A foot-long fish jumped into the water for 9 inches 10 minutes. Four absolutes:
○ Yansuo Pond, Liupao Town, Tower, Tea, Cooking, Wall, Spring, Beacon, Selling, Desert, Elm Lantern, Shencun Temple Bell ○ Yanyan —— Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Shangba Bridge, Zhongba Bridge, Xiaba Bridge, 3824 Bridge-
Gold, four, two, silver, four, two, four, three, one, two, two.
Wei Jiuqing Shu Jiuqing Wu Jiuqing 3927 Qing. ○ Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, burning red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting blue smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, east, west, north and south.
Jinshan temple, the sound of wooden fish, sends Vulcan, recites Buddhist scriptures, cultivates fields, is busy all day, borrows the moon, and prays for the harmony between heaven and earth.
A temple, two monks, out of the three realms, escaped the five elements, dressed in rags, and went to Wan Li Road in all directions, spring, summer, autumn and winter, plus a bonus.
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Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, likes to write couplets, but every time he just posted them, others stole them. On New Year's Eve, he came up with a clever way to prevent "thieves": he posted this couplet on the door:
Felicity never paired off.
When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
The thief walked up to Wang Zhai and shook his head. In the early morning of the first day, Wang Xizhi continued three words at the end of the couplet, which became a masterpiece with full salary:
Happiness has not doubled until now.
It never rains but it pours.
This legendary "skill" is obviously not credible-because the first Spring Festival couplets did not appear until the Five Dynasties. But the story is very interesting, and the couplets are also very artistic and worth appreciating.
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Wang Yucheng, a writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, was born in a poor family when he was a child. He often helped adults to grind noodles after school. /kloc-when he was 0/2 years old, an expert asked him to make a couplet on grinding noodles. Wang Yucheng said:
But match the heart.
It's too late to worry.
When the local satrap gave a banquet, he improvised:
Parrots can talk like chickens.
The guests were full of answers and the news spread the next day. Wang Yucheng know, immediately to the next sentence:
Spiders are not as clever as silkworms.
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Lv Mengzheng, a Song Dynasty man, was indignant at the serious inequality between the rich and the poor at that time. One Spring Festival, a poor man asked him to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets. Lu wrote:
Two three four five
Six seven eight nine
Banner: North and South
After the Spring Festival couplets were posted, countless people gathered around. Everyone began to feel "strange" and then called it "wonderful". The beauty of this pair of Spring Festival couplets lies in its external meaning: the first couplet is short of one, and the second couplet is short of ten, which is the homonym of "lack of clothes and food": the horizontal comment of "North and South" means "nothing". The author uses a unique rhetorical device to describe the plight of the poor.
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Yan Shu, a poet of the Song Dynasty, took a nap in daming temple when he passed Yangzhou. He came across a poem written on the wall. Upon inquiry, he knew that the author was a local, so he invited Wang to dinner. After supper, they took a walk by the swimming pool. It's late spring, and fallen flowers are everywhere. Yan Shu said, "Sometimes I think of a good sentence. For example, I once said,' Nothing can be done', and I haven't come up with the next couplet yet. " Wang Qi replied, "I have known Yan for a long time." Soon, this couplet was written by Yan Shu in her word "Huanxisha? A new word, a glass of wine, has become a famous sentence through the ages.
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Kou Zhun, a famous figure in the Northern Song Dynasty, and all his friends traveled in the suburbs. On a whim, they made a sentence:
The moon under water is the moon in the sky.
All my friends didn't answer correctly. Yang Danian just arrived and said:
The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.
All the friends cheered in unison.
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Gong's father is good at speaking, and Wang Anshi made a sentence to give it a try:
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties
Liu told yue:
Ode to elegance in four poems
Wang Anshi applauded: "This place is made in heaven!" The beauty of antithesis is that it sums up "ode to elegance" with "four-character poem": because "elegance" in The Book of Songs can be divided into "elegance" and "elegance", when combined with "wind" and "ode", it just becomes "four-character poem".
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Mei is famous for her poems, but after 30 years of ups and downs, she has not been reused. In his later years, he was invited by Ouyang Xiu to participate in the compilation of Tang Shu. After the manuscript was written, it was not presented to the emperor, and Mei died, which made the literati lament. Previously, when Mei was ordered to write the Book of the Tang Dynasty, he once said to his wife Diao Shi:
My book can also be described as a monkey in a cloth bag.
DiaoShi laughed.
You are an official. What's the difference between catfish and bamboo poles?
Although it is a daily conversation between husband and wife, it naturally becomes a bond, and everyone who hears it applauds.
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Su Shi (no. Dongpo and Huang Tingjian play chess in Panasonic. A gust of wind blew, pine nuts fell off the chessboard, and Dongpo improvised:
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.
Huang Tingjian told yue:
Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.
9、
Su Shi has always been a snob. Wang Anshi, the prime minister, attached great importance to Su Shi's talent, but felt that he should be killed. One year, the first month and December are beginning of spring, and August is another leap month. Wang Anshi took this as the topic and asked Su Shi to answer correctly:
One year on earth, two spring months, two August, two spring and autumn.
Su Shi thought hard for days, but he couldn't answer. It was not until hundreds of years later that an anonymous person reluctantly made the bottom line (tolerance):
Sixty-year-olds will meet again on Sunday, and the world will meet again.
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One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit his home. Huang went to the door, Sue was busy going out to meet him, and they chatted under the willow tree by the door. Su Xiaomei, who is catching lice by the window, said:
Brother invited two moons outside the door.
Su Dongpo smiled and said:
My little sister caught half the wind at the window.
Press: "bimonthly" means "friend" and "half wind" means "louse".
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One night, Su Dongpo said to Su Xiaomei, "I'm going out for the first part. Please spend the night in the second part." Sui yue:
Narcissus holds the Hosta, and the sound is slow before the wind.
Su Xiaomei struggled for a long time, unable to answer. Because "Water Fairy", "Hosta" and "Slow Voice" are all epigrams, it is really difficult to draw a scene at the same time. Looking for it, I suddenly saw the maid bring dining tables in the moonlight. Su Xiaomei had a brainwave and came to the bottom allied:
Yu Meiren, wearing a Hong Xiuxie, attracts Bu Bujiao under the moon.
Publisher: Yu Meiren, Hong Xiuxie and Bu Bujiao are also the names of the inscriptions.
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During his tenure in Hangzhou, Su Dongpo often traveled around. One day, when he was traveling to Mo Qian in casual clothes, he came to the temple to relax. When the old man in the temple saw his simple clothes, he thought he was an ordinary tourist and said coldly, "Sit down!" " He shouted at the street boy, "Tea!" During the conversation, the Taoist priest found that the visitor was quite knowledgeable, so he went into the wing to talk and said, "Please sit down!" He called again, "Tea!" When he finally learned that the visitor was Su Dongpo, the old Taoist bowed and asked him to sit in the living room! . Entering the living room, the Taoist priest bowed down and said, "Please sit down!" He also ordered the Taoist boy: "Go to the fragrant tea!" When he left, the Taoist priest repeatedly asked Dongpo to leave "Mo Bao". Dongpo wrote a book with a smile:
Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down.
Tea, tea, tea.
I feel ashamed after reading it.
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Fo Yin and Su Dongpo, monks of Jinshan Temple, have always been very friendly. They often play jokes on each other when they meet. One night, they were boating on the Yangtze River. The boat is windy and windy, and drinking on the moon. After three rounds of wine, Fo Yin asked Dongpo, and Dongpo pointed to the riverbank, smiling without a word. Fo Yin followed the hope, but saw a farmer carrying a hoe back to the village on the shore, and a yellow dog was walking behind him, gnawing at a leftover bone. Fo Yin had an epiphany on Dongpo, but he smiled and threw a big cattail leaf fan with Dongpo's poems in his hand into the water. The two men understood each other and smiled at each other. It turns out that they made a delicate and humorous pun "dumb couplet" with "body language":
Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks)
Poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse) (Fo Yin antithesis)
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One day, Fo Yin and Dongpo talked about Buddhism. Su Xiaomei, who was lying behind the curtain, saw Fo Yin's fantastic Buddhist story and wanted to "be quiet" with the monk, so she posted a question and ordered the maid to take it out and give it to Su Dongpo. Dongpo looked at it and said with a clear voice, The first part is:
Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha.
Dongpo handed the first part to Fo Yin, and Fo Yin thought for a moment, and then made the second part:
Women are as humble as handmaiden, and women can be called slaves.
This is an "analytical couplet", which is very clever.
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According to legend, Liang Hao, a poet of the Song Dynasty, failed many times, still held his breath and studied hard, and finally won the top prize at the age of 82. In the thank-you table for the emperor, Liang Hao attached a humorous couplet:
White head with poor menstruation, eight years old.
It takes more than two years to embark on the road of Qingyun.
This couplet uses two historical allusions: Fu Chengming, a senior teacher in the Han Dynasty, was 90 when he was born, and Jiang Shang (Taigong) was 80 when he assisted Zhou Wenwang. It is very appropriate for the author to express his feelings of being old and successful.
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Hong Pingzhai, a poet in the Song Dynasty, likes to use the word "gang" in his articles. One year, he wrote to the emperor to impeach the prime minister of the dynasty, saying that he was monopolizing power and taking bribes. There is a sentence in the throne: "abuse power for personal gain, abuse power for personal gain." As a result, instead of "bringing down" the prime minister, he was jealous by the prime minister and stayed idle for ten years. Hong Pingzhai was so angry that he wrote a couplet at home:
I don't understand the word "Hu Zhi"
Just because "just" ten years of leisure.
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You Mao, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, has a friendly relationship with Yang Wanli. During the reign of Xi Chun, Yang Ren's secretary supervisor, especially TaiChangQing, often looked down. They are humorous and like to play jokes on each other. When I met you once, I said to Yang, I take the Book of Changes as the upper part, please make the lower part.
Yang Wei wo
Yang Wanli should track:
This stunning woman can touch Yi's feelings very much.
"Yang is for me" and "stunner is moving" are both sentences in pre-Qin classics. The two poets skillfully quoted them as conjunctions, and "You" and "Yang" were their surnames respectively. Such a couplet really needs to learn to "bottom".
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According to legend, Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, visited Ma Yuan, and Judy (his fourth son) served with Zhu Yunwen (his eldest grandson). Mao made a sentence:
The wind blows thousands of ponytails.
Zhu Yunwen told yue:
The rain sprinkled wool on the blanket.
Mao thinks this is "weakness". Judy told yue:
Rizhao Longlin Wandianjin
The latter pair of sentences is much more powerful than the former one. Later, Judy replaced Zhu Yunwen and moved the capital from Nanjing to Beijing. Perhaps "Ma Yuan's response" has shown that the emperor's grandson is no match for the prince.
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When Xu Xi was young, he became an official. When he returned to his hometown, local officials led students to meet him in the suburbs. Students don't respect, because they are not from the subject, local officials are very angry and say:
Broken pomegranate, red door polyacid seed.
"Sour son" is a mockery of the acid scholars present. You can't be right for long. Xu Xidai answer:
Bite open ginkgo, an adult in white
The students were shocked, so they confessed.
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In the Ming Dynasty, Gao Zecheng was known as a "child prodigy". At the age of seven, one day, Gao Zecheng came home from school in a green robe. He met the neighbor of Shangshu, who was sincere:
The frog wears a green coat and looks forward to it.
Then honestly see the minister in red, that is, answer:
Falling soup is wearing a red robe and bowing.
Hearing this, Shangshu repeatedly marveled at the "terrible afterlife". "Eyes looking forward" and "Bowing like a bow" are two sentences in The Book of Songs and The Analects of Confucius respectively. It really takes knowledge and talent to quote them quickly in improvisation.
The world is not in my cup.
As soon as I entered the Jianghu, I remembered those years.
Things are like a flood.
I can't lead a drunken life. Qinhuai has no words and the sun sets, and every family reflects red makeup on the water. I don't know how to change my face in the spring breeze, but I still sing around the original boat. Yueming people are heartbroken!
Qinhuai has no words and the sun sets, and every family reflects red makeup on the water. I don't know how to change my face in the spring breeze, but I still sing around the original boat. Who will sigh the rise and fall?
In front of the wall, the door is in the middle. If I don't go in first, the yellow dog will ride the wall instead of the wall, unlike you. If you haven't been a teacher before, go back to your tutor's mother and sing and cry. On the moonlit night, willows are planted in the spring, and warblers are sung on the banks of willows in the spring.
The water in Xiang Lian is cool, and the water is cool for a long time; Long moon, cool wind moving water, cool wind moving water. Lotus fragrance is brilliant, half dust and half sand. My name is Tian first, and the wind and frost are mixed with flowers.
The general stood in the east of the city,
The strong can bend and stretch.
The flag fluttered in the wind,
There was a big bombing. Hua da Lin San
Have visited this place.
Maybe you can rebuild it.
I will go swimming again next year.
When the wind blows ten feet high,
Today, the shoes were wet by the wind.
Even, you and I agreed for a hundred years. If anyone dies at the age of 97, Naiheqiao will wait three years.
Ocean, you are water, a horse, and you have four legs-good poem, good poem.
Without a cup of spring water, how many mountains are full of dreams, how many fish are long, and how many geese are short of books.
Drunk in front of us, dreaming in the wind and rain, poor young people just want to be old.
There must be affection, and I can't bear to think about the moon setting and dawn.
When I pranced back and leaned against the railing to meet the door, I smiled and saw that my red makeup was associated with Tianqi's old age: long, long, long and long; The bottom line is: up, up, up, up, up, up. The horizontal solution is: rise and grow.
The first part is: seawater tide. Super super, super super Xia Chao. The second link: floating clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear. The fog dances everywhere, and in the fog dance dock, my crane prolongs its life for thousands of years. In spring, the age of scattered cranes increases by ten days frequently, and the deer Che Jian is healthy.
Sun and moon shine together, benevolent people live long, and yin and yang are really rare.
Green water is carefree, and green hills are not old because of wind wrinkles. Standing in the flowers for their honeymoon, a sheep led two lambs and two pigs to a trough.
Gladiators stop cars, tigers pounce on the river, ordinary people are brave-ants walk along trees, fools are heroes.
The cockscomb is not in full bloom-Mr. Setaria, two apes are cutting firewood on the mountain, and this monkey can still see each other. -a horse stuck in the mud, how did this beast get the hoof (title) chicken and dog crossing the frost bridge all the way plum blossom bamboo leaves-Yan Ying wears embroidered curtains, half window jade scissors gold shuttlecock crab wears armor phoenix.
Idle people are forbidden to enter the virtuous, and thieves come to the future.
A fragile little boy who doesn't understand Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties; Handsome and witty, he only read four elegant carols.
A thousand-year-old tree is a hanger; Make a bathtub in the Yangtze River.
Split pomegranate, red door polyacid seed; Bite open ginkgo, an adult (kernel) white.
There are seven ducks floating in the pond, counting three pairs; A foot-long fish jumped into the water for 9 inches 10 minutes. Four absolutes:
○ Yansuo Pond, Liupao Town, Tower, Tea, Cooking, Wall, Spring, Beacon, Selling, Desert, Elm Lantern, Shencun Temple Bell ○ Yanyan —— Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Wuwu Shangba Bridge, Zhongba Bridge, Xiaba Bridge, 3824 Bridge-
Gold, four, two, silver, four, two, four, three, one, two, two.
Wei Jiuqing Shu Jiuqing Wu Jiuqing 3927 Qing. ○ Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, burning red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting blue smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, east, west, north and south.
Jinshan temple, the sound of wooden fish, sends Vulcan, recites Buddhist scriptures, cultivates fields, is busy all day, borrows the moon, and prays for the harmony between heaven and earth.
A temple, two monks, went out of the Three Realms, escaped from the Five Elements, and traveled around Wan Li in rags, spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Tourists who are drunk by the warm wind make Hangzhou a Bianzhou, two, three and four; Five, six, seven or eight; You can't see it when you fall into the flowers! The river is general, and the well is black. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. Jade building just half a day, the wind brought laughter and peace in the palace. The shadow of the Moon Palace smells the night leak, and the water curtain rolls near Qiu Jiang. "Sing out the fan behind, and the makeup mirror is light." If you can't hide your smile, where do you want to stop the sound? Since the confidant is not confused, then see clearly. Don't look at the double discount, the suspect laughs. Zhai Jiaren wears beautiful evening makeup and sings in the blue room. The shadow contains a fan, and the sound flies to the sun beam. The charming eyebrows converge and the rhyme is fragrant in the mouth. I have my own meeting, and I want to cherish the autumn night. "The color of the tree changes with the passage of time, and I can hear the river looking for the sea. In "I will arrive in the imperial city tomorrow and I dream of a woodcutter and a fisherman", it is time to have a bright future, and the thick lake fog dispels the birds in the forest. In the middle of the month, there was a loud cry from Cinnamomum cassia in Su Causeway, and incense wafted from the clouds. If you climb the tower, you will find that spring is far away. Frost is thin, flowers are hairy, and ice leaves are not withered. The age of rewelding is still different, and the search is right. When you enter Tiantai Road, you can see that the redundant stone bridge is a famous beauty since ancient times. You are not allowed to look at Changting Road with white-headed poplar grass. It is easy to walk when you are young. The bell on the first floor struck the fifth watch, and the sadness in my heart was like being sprinkled in the spring rain in March. Ruthless people understand the sufferings of affectionate people, and the melancholy of one inch of acacia has become thousands of strands. Ultima Thule is far from the end, only the mind is infinitely long, and there is no time. ""Zuxi, the pavilion will not feast. The incense ashes have separated from the face. Living in the forest, pedestrians go to the waves. The soul of the painting gallery disappears and the building is broken. Sunset only sends ordinary waves far away. Endlessness is sorrow, and the world is full of thoughts. Poetry contest: the water in the melon floating urn is cool to cool off the heat, and the lotus root is chewed with ice. Plagioclase closely penetrates bamboo shoots, and lotus beads are left in the small pond. " Cool back to Cuitan ice into the teeth, the teeth are clear and the spring is cold in the open air. The fragrance is as clear as a wisp of wind, and the paper window is full of bright moon. "Warm surprised mei, first spread to the party, night and Wan Baochun. Residual winter snow, meet again harmony, has been a spring cold lock garden. Several plum trees in the courtyard are resentful of the east wind, and they are clear and fragrant, and the snow is light, and they are hand-embroidered with plum blossoms. Next winter is coming, I will bring a gift of bald head and rouge, and wipe my cheek with a Qian Shan that opens Wanling. Asked from afar where Lan was, jade bone Bingjixiang came to sleep with wine, and the fallen petal touched Tsing Yi. When you are drunk, watch the stream and the moon, and the birds are still rare. Want to pick pears and brew them, Qinhuai misty rain. Xiao listened to the wind in front of the makeup mirror, half-masked his face, worried about the rain blowing near dusk, dancing lightly, blowing off Yu Di's wine, sitting in a secluded porch, reflecting on his soul, it rained in succession during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road wanted to lose their souls. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? I especially pointed out that in Xinghua Village, willow trees are shaded, willow trees are shaded, and jathyapple is beautiful. On the moonlit night, willows will be planted in Yangchun, and willows will sing beside Yangchun. The clear water in Xiang Lian will be cold, the water will be cold, and the sun and the moon will grow. Long moon, cool wind moving water, cool wind moving water. Lotus is fragrant and fragrant, and the flowers are heavy. In "Wings and Jade Dew", the jade pond on earth is like the sea, and the bright moon flies a pair of reds-I would like to be a pair of birds in the sky! As soon as you enter the ground, you will join the branches of Li, and when you enter Houmen, it will be as deep as the sea. From then on, Xiao Lang was a passer-by of Suoguo Temple, and the ladder was ethereal. Three dry songs blow lights, five hundred wisps of smoke Dieyun, and send them to the leader. There is nothing in the south of the Yangtze River. In spring, the east wind and the west wind come, and the leaves in the middle of the wooded mountains are empty. Only the plum blossoms can't be blown out, the flowers are still new and white, the country people come and go, and the birds in Hua Xinfeng hang upside down. I prefer water and light. I want to settle the end of the world with oblique shadows and waves. Cold plum is the most hateful. It is often said that last year's flowers were beautiful. Lian Bu Yu Yanxia's red lips and cheeks are exposed by the Peach Blossom Temple in Meihua Dock and the Peach Blossom Fairy under the Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees and picks them to sell wine. When I wake up, I just sit in front of the flowers, and when I am drunk, I come to sleep under the flowers; Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year. I hope I die of old age. I don't want to bow to the desert like snow in front of my horse. Yanshan month seems as late as early spring, and I planted a peach blossom before I knew it. When I am heartbroken, I will spend one with you, sprinkle millions on two azaleas in Shu and buy one as a spring flower. " In the early morning of spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, surrounded by birds singing, but now I remember that night, that storm, and I want to know how many flowers were broken. I began to thank Qiuhong, the country died, and people came to the Chu Palace. It should be that Shu's grievances are endless, and what's more, it is based on my telling Xifeng that I was born without the color of a gentleman. I was born with an old branch. It was spring. I was definitely led by Luo Ning, a talented young woman, trying to become an immortal. How much indignation can be distinguished, and feelings are inexplicable. . Outside the painting, Xu Shen said that he saw it and talked and laughed in the streets. It's a little small and amazing, but it's hard to find a bosom friend. . Who is the winner of the four technical photos in the martial arts chamber of commerce? Diamonds come to Korea to offer beautiful women. Two women miss you deeply. "The battle of Bayanhaote. Your fame is growing. Go deep into the grassland and break the enemy's grain. Flesh and blood. Keep the enemy out of the country. Call the conference semifinals frightened. Feel the gratitude of the monarch. There is nothing to repay, only one thing. Please don't read: educated youth can die. Helan Mountain will never fall! "
Holding this beautiful and artistic body, Lin Wanrong's heart suddenly trembled and bowed her head and kissed her gently: "Sister. Forever, forever. I never wanted to know. My requirements are very low. I just want to remember you ten times. By the eleventh, I will be a stone that knows nothing! "