Don't say what these wedding hosts say! !

1. Should I call Mom or Dad first? Let dad have money to spend first, and let mom take charge early!

2, the call is not ringing, the red envelope is not fragrant! Louder, I can't hear you: (asking parents) Is this mother crying sweetly?

3. (Tell the bride) It's not sweet enough, and then it's sweet enough to call dad! Call mom in dialect again!

4. Is the daughter-in-law's name good, WeChat good or Alipay good?

5. Who will take care of the family's money, wash dishes and wash diapers in the future?

6. The first wife worships whose head is high, who cares about money, and who bends down to wash dishes.

7. Are you willing to be the bride's train and never cheat?

8. Would you like to be the groom's mermaid and never cheat?

9. The girl in front of you now may get old and ugly after marrying you, and become a yellow person. But for the sake of the family, can you still love her, cherish her and not abandon her?

10. Every girl is born for me. There is a boy waiting. Bride, will you marry the groom?

1 1. Bride, would you like to do laundry and cook for the groom, have children and take care of the elderly?

12, I asked the groom, is the bride going to give birth to the groom?

13, from today, our beautiful bride will leave the family that raised her, marry into the groom's big family, have children for the groom, take care of her husband, educate her children and honor the elderly.

14. From then on, the woman lost a daughter and the man got a daughter-in-law.

15. When the groom marries his daughter-in-law, don't forget his mother. When the bride marries her in-laws, don't forget her mother. After the wedding, you will become a member of his family. Have you decided how to say goodbye to your parents?

16, at this moment, the bride took another look at her parents!

17, do you want to see the bride and groom kiss? Give me a kiss! How long does the applause ring under X, and how long does the bride and groom kiss?

18, applause, kissing, 9 seconds, don't kiss so long, and children.

19. (Asked the groom) Is the bride sweet? Have you kissed before? Has the bride been to the groom's house? Did she go during the day or at night? (Ask the bride) Does the groom snore in his sleep? What is the waist circumference?

20. Magpies are singing in the sky, and new people on the ground are getting married.

2 1. (telling the groom) What flowers are you holding? Roses? Ross, Ross, why don't you kneel down?

22. (Tell the groom) Kneel on your left leg to give birth to a son, kneel on your right leg to give birth to a daughter, and kneel on your legs to give birth to a baby.

Please put on your happy handcuffs.

Now the groom can officially kiss your bride.

25. (to the groom) Are you excited? Do you dance three times when you are excited? Still excited? If you are still excited, dance three more times.

26. People always ask me what love is. ..

27. Not every flower represents love. Rose succeeded. Not every stone represents eternity. The diamond succeeded. Let's congratulate the couple, set sail and stride towards their new life.

28. Water is active, trees have roots, and children do not forget their parents' kindness. Parents have worked hard to raise their children and worked hard for them all their lives. Then they looked back at their parents, bent over and wrinkled more. Please tell your parents that you have worked hard.

29. (to guests) I said I was newly married, and you said you were happy!

Let's bless this couple with applause for giving birth to your son early and holding 20,000 cups of water for three years. Qianshan has been in love. Let's have a round of applause!

3 1, I hope the bride will give birth to her daughter's applause in the future! Nobody applauded? Then I hope the bride will give birth to a son in the future and applaud!

32. After drinking a glass of wine, we will hold hands forever. After drinking this glass of wine, we will go together, and our friends will applaud us.