Love and marriage are two different ways to get along, and marriage is realistic. We will see many dark sides, but we can't deny that love in marriage will be erased by time, because in front of the person you like, even love experts will become speechless. The following is a short story about couples' routines.

The routine story between lovers 1 There was a couple who loved each other very much. When we are together, even if there is only one apple left, the boy will bite off the moth and give the whole part to the girl.

After the zombie broke out, he let the girl run away and never heard from her again. A month later, the girl fled to a barren hill and saw a rotting corpse.

The girl turned around in fear and wanted to run, but she thought the zombie was a coincidence. When her eyes met, she recognized him and he had already become a zombie.

He paused, bit off the rotten cardiovascular system in his hand and gave the girl the intact part. ...

There is a small wonton restaurant at the foot of the mountain, which is a gathering place for a group of veterans. They often eat three sea bowls and wipe their mouths and shout, "Boss, put it on the bill!" "

The boss had a gray beard and just smiled: "Eat slowly, eating fast is not good for your stomach."

After the war broke out, the veteran couldn't go back.

I don't think I can go home with that wonton money.

The boss thought.

Then, in normal life, a soldier in broken armor stood in front of the small wonton shop. "They are all dead." The soldier said, "Some people say that you are their only relative ... a pension."

He handed over a dozen envelope bags, which read askew: "Food expenses for many years."

One day, a little rabbit, a little white cat and a little monkey were playing games together at the foot of the mountain. They had a good time.

The little rabbit shouted happily at the mountain (a warm-hearted story about foreign love): "Mobile games are so fun now!"

At this time, a voice came from the mountain: "Mobile games are so fun now!"

The animals were startled. The little white cat whispered anxiously, "What animal is it?" Why do you talk like a rabbit? Is it boring to be alone in the mountains? Why not get to know it? The update of sleeping with the object is a serial story of sleeping with the baby. Please let it go out to play with you! "Rabbits and monkeys are also willing to.

So the little rabbit shouted happily to the mountain: "Hello, I am a lovely little white rabbit, and everyone likes me." Let's make friends! "

The animals on the mountain also said happily, "Hello, I am a lovely white rabbit, and everyone likes me." Let's make friends! "

Little rabbit was a little arrogant: "no, no, I am the cutest little rabbit." Everyone likes me! " "

The animals on the mountain are also a little arrogant: "no, no, I am the cutest little white rabbit, and others like me!" " "

Little Nutbrown hare was angry: "Hum, I won't make friends with you!" " "

The animals on the mountain are also angry: "Hum, I won't make friends with you!" " "

At this time, the little white cat spoke to the animals on the mountain: "Hello, I am a white cat who can do it.". These are many of my skills. Let's make friends! " "

The animals on the mountain also said, "hello, I am a white cat who can do it." It's a lot of my skills. Let's make friends! " "

The little white cat was a little arrogant: "no, no, I am the best little white cat." I have many skills! " "

The animals on the mountain also said proudly, "No". No, I am the best little white cat. I have many skills! "

The little white cat is angry: "Hum, I won't make friends with you!" " "

The animals in the mountains (the story of putting the girl to sleep) also said angrily, "Hum, I won't make friends with you!" " "

Finally, the little monkey shouted to the mountain, "Hello, I'm a little monkey. I can play many mobile games. We can play together! " "

The animals on the mountain also said, "Hello, I'm a little monkey. I can play many mobile games. We can play together! " "

The little monkey said happily, "well, everyone is the best friend, so happy!" " "

There is a street lamp by the roadside.

He just stood up, motionless, like a street lamp.

He stood in the rising sun, in the vicious sun at noon (the bedtime story to coax his girlfriend is longer), and in the stormy night.

Day after day, every day is a gesture.

Birds are resting on his head, moths are flying around under his lighting effect, and cars are flowing in front of him. He suddenly felt cold and lonely when the wind swept over his shoulders.

One day, a deep pit suddenly appeared behind him. Soon a tree was planted in the ditch.

"Hi, Xiao Shu."

Xiao Shu is a cheerful temperament, and he is chirping by the street lamp all day.

"I am budding." "I have grown up." "Why does this bird always wander here?" ……

The street lamp listened quietly, and day after day, I formed a deep friendship with Xiaoshu (the story of putting my girlfriend to sleep).

The service life of street lamps can only be 25 years, and the life of that tree is countless.

As the days go by, the street lamp is not lonely. From curiosity, to habit, to helplessness close to service life.

On the day when the street lamp left, the temperature was fine and the sun was shining (a long story before putting my girlfriend to bed).

The fruit seedling saw the workers put the motionless street lamp into a cart.

Eyes as if someone breathed a sigh of relief, blurred.

Tree skills sway gently in the wind, as if shaking hands and saying goodbye, and as if quietly wiping away tears.

The wind is too strong, or the heart is too chaotic. In the tearful eyes, the fruit seedling seemed to see the street lamp and gestured: "Wait for me."

After a long time, the young tree has grown into a charming appearance, and even the blue sky has a heart to stay with him.

Birds were chirping and jumping on his shoulders, and the tree stood stupefied, cold, as if a cheerful temper followed the street lamp.

The workers are busy again. They are going to build a bus stop sign here.

There are no ups and downs in the tree, and even I feel tired.

Until the day it was made, the bus stop sign smiled and said, "Hi, Xiaoshu."

I'm back.

Rabbits know everything: warm-hearted love words

"Gray, I recently found that people are really stupid!"

"What's the matter?"

"I often hear people say that' the moon represents my heart', but don't these people who swear at the moon (coax their girlfriends to gossip) know that the moon is the most moody? Can't they all see it? "

"Novice, there is a kind of blindness called turning a deaf ear."

"Also, I always hear boys say that they want to pick stars for girls, but if a boy even agrees to pick stars for you, what is credible about his words? Can a girl say that she can't listen? "

"There is a deaf person who deliberately plays dumb. After all, people's love is just a rhetorical method. Where is the sincerity of everyone's feelings? ! "

"Well, so people's feelings are really blindly follow suit. Thank you, Tutu is not. "

(Coaxing his girlfriend to read warm love stories and novels before going to bed) "Yes, of course not."

"So, Gray, do you like me?"

"Of course I have feelings for you!"

"How much do you like it?"

"I like that all sunflowers in the world no longer face the sun."

"What else?"

"I like all the cabbages in the world."

It is best for boys to drink. Every night, you must go to the deepest bar in the village to buy some rice wine.

He is brave, resourceful and chivalrous. Every time a lot of people make trouble in the restaurant, he will stop them. After a while, the restaurant owner's daughter fell in love with him.

I want to marry you. After the boy filled out the list of joining the army (a sweet English story about putting his wife to bed), the girl blocked him at the door of the restaurant.

"Stop it." The boy smiled and waved, "I'll join the army at once. Whether I can go home in the arena depends on two things. How do you marry? "

The girl is stubborn to death: "I don't care!" " "

The boy was helpless and comforted her half jokingly (telling his girlfriend warm words): "If I can come back alive, I will marry you, too."

It is true that girls don't want to hook up with him.

Seven years later, the boy finally returned to his hometown. He stayed at home for nearly ten days and didn't make up his mind to go to the pub. I used to be joking, but now I'm a little afraid that the girl will forget herself completely.

Worrying again and again, the boy finally came. He ordered altar wine as he did seven years ago. The girl saw him, but she didn't react well.

"She has really forgotten who I am." Some boys make fun of their loneliness. "Think about it too. Who can wait for someone who hasn't heard from him for seven years? "

He sighed, looked up and poured the wine from the jar into his mouth. The boy smacked his lips and his mouth was full of fragrance. After swallowing an altar of wine, the boy who was already depressed already had seven minutes to drink.

"Girl!" The boy cried, "This wine tastes good, and then help me to the altar!" " "

The girl sat on the desk and chair opposite the boy, holding her chin hard. She smiled sweetly and said, Sir, there is no wine.

The man raised his eyebrows and said, "You are a restaurant. How can there be no wine? "

"Because you are stupid." The girl pouted angrily. "The daughter red that has been hidden for more than 20 years can only be this altar."

The sun is shining in the forest, and two trees as tall as sika deer are about to disappear.

"shout! Hoo! " The rabbit tugged at the watermelon picked up from the hole. "I'm exhausted ~ but I can stay at home and eat fruit with my mother, and I can also stuff myself into a melon!" "

Little rabbit couldn't help but lie on the melon and smell it again.

Hula ~ A big grey dog suddenly jumped out of the grass (telling a love story to his girlfriend). When he saw that the rabbit was fierce, he needed to grab the rabbit's front paw but stopped firmly.

A dog and a rabbit are tongue tied.

"Why don't you run?" German shepherd pretends

The routine story between lovers II. First, always create romantic surprises.

Just like grandparents, grandpa always remembers that she likes to eat pineapple cake and buys it for her no matter how far away.

So we always think that women are inexplicable and unreasonable. In fact, they really just want you to give her something that other women have for the holidays.

Many gifts, many surprises, do not need to be rich or expensive, do not need expensive prices, but come from your sincerity. If you are sincere, even a gift of more than ten dollars is a surprise.

Therefore, what a woman wants is never a gift, but whether you are willing to do these things for her.

Second, remember all her hobbies.

The most beautiful scene of love is that I go out to eat with you, you hold the menu, point out my favorite dishes smoothly, remember the taste I like, try your best to put the dishes in my bowl after serving, and look at my smile when eating. It's like grandpa always remembers grandma likes to eat chicken legs.

Therefore, I especially like that sentence: "Even if I forget everything, I still remember everything you like."

Many men always choose amnesia. He can't remember your hobbies. If you don't like seafood and are allergic to it, he will take you to eat it.

The rest of my life is long and expensive. We should find a like-minded person or accept our imperfections so that we can be together for a long time.

Third, exchange secrets with each other.

I really envy the men and women I just met. They can talk desperately with their mobile phones for 24 hours every day. They can't wait to talk together. No matter what stalk, you can let it go, never feel embarrassed, but it is very sweet.

Therefore, many men and women nowadays can definitely talk about the standards of the other half. Chatting is very important.

Think about it, if you can't speak, he can't understand what you say, and you are not interested in what he says, then life will be dull and people will feel very tired.

I have heard a saying: "There will be many people who love you, but only one person can talk." Yes, it may take great luck to meet someone you can talk to.

Therefore, people who can talk to each other are equivalent to telling each other their little secrets, opening their hearts, allowing each other to integrate into their lives and get in touch with their inner world.

An ordinary marriage is not terrible. The terrible thing is that we never want to change it. In fact, marriage should be more about understanding, running in, understanding and tolerance. It is not easy to understand each other, and I am willing to change myself. I hope that one day, you will meet him and walk hand in hand to the end of your life.

The routine story between lovers 3. Mother dog and puppy sit in the shade and play checkers. Mother dog plays with black and puppy plays with yellow. Mother dog moves the chess pieces very carefully (the bedtime story is long) and jumps very fast. The puppy jumped on the chess piece and looked around.

"Wrong way!" Mother dog reminded him.

"Really?" The puppy stared, but it was really wrong, so he had to return the chess pieces and walk again.

Several chickens are fighting for a bug, twittering and running around the yard.

The dog saw it, put down the chess pieces and ran to watch the fun. The chickens were frightened and hid in the henhouse. The dog sat down to play checkers again, and his head was in a mess. He lost the game.

"Twitter-"Sparrows are chirping on the eaves.

The puppy looked up again and saw the cat standing on the roof licking its paws.

"It's your turn to jump!" Mother dog said.

The puppy took a step and looked up again. The dog lost the game again.

The dog was angry and muttered, "Why do I always lose?"

Mother dog said, "You tease the chicken and watch the cat. How can you not lose money? "

The dog nodded, and he understood. He sat down to continue checkers and never looked around again.

The dog finally won a game of chess. He was very happy.

"Little gray rabbit, why (the story of super-abusive love is long) have I made so many wishes for the meteor but never realized it?"

(Super sweet bedtime story) "Because the meteor doesn't know where to go."

"Is it true?"

"I think so. Because meteors are just stars abandoned by the sky. "

"Gray, look!" "... a meteor ..."

"Xiao Bai, did you just make another wish?"

"well. Anyway, the wish is free, and there is no need to change carrots. "

"alas. What did you wish for this time? "

"I hope the meteor can find where it wants to go."

I remember that the first flower he sent me was the other side flower.

I smiled and asked him why he sent such flowers. He said, "Because the language of this flower is pure and beautiful."

Two years later, we broke up.

He sent me a bunch of flowers from there, just like the first time.

He said, "Do you know that there is actually a flower language on the other side of the flower?"

I asked faintly, "What else?"

He smiled, just like two years ago: "hide the good sadness, I don't want you to find it."

One morning, when the hen just got up, he heard someone knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the postman and the white rabbit standing at the door. He gave the hen a chicken feather letter. The hen thanked the little white rabbit and said, "Thank you, little rabbit."

Rabbit: "You're welcome. Goodbye. "

The little white rabbit waved and skipped away.

Hen: "Oh, what's so important?"

Mother hen thought, open the letter quickly. It turned out that grandma chicken was ill. The hen is in a hurry. She hurried back to the house and put on her coat, hoping to visit grandma chicken at once. When he went out and saw chickens running in the yard, he was worried again.

Hen: "Oh, who will take care of them when I leave?" If I take my children, can they go that far? " what can I do? "The hen hurried back and forth under the eaves.

Baby Chicken: "Brother Lele, where are you going?"

Chick Xixi is looking out at the gate. When he saw Lele, a bear, passing by his house, he shouted loudly.

Sasakuma: "I just came back from exchanging a jar of honey with bees."

The sound of little bear Lele floated across the yard, and the hen's eyebrows opened instantly after hearing it. He ran over (telling a sweet story to the object), opened the courtyard door and asked anxiously, "Lele, can you help me take care of the chicken for a day?" My mother is ill, and I want to go back to my parents' house. "

Shiori Sakura: "Of course. Go ahead. "

Sasakuma said, and walked into the gate.

Hen: "Thank you."

The hen turned and told the chicks, "You must listen to Brother Bear."

Then it hurried out of the house. When mother hen ran back to her mother's house, Grandma Chicken was lying in bed. She quickly poured water for grandma chicken to feed the medicine, and took out the orange jam cake from the basket and fed it to grandma chicken bite by bite. Grandma hen is very happy to see her mother again after taking the medicine (telling her wife a longer bedtime story). She feels that her illness is half cured.

Grandma Chicken took mother hen's hand and said, "Actually, it's no big deal. I just miss you. Are the children all right? "

Hen: "Everything is fine. Don't worry about them. I'll let bear Lele look after them. "

Grandma Chicken: "What, you let the bear take care of the chicken?"

Grandma chicken was so scared that she broke out in a sweat and was half ill at once. She lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed.

Grandma chicken: "I said you were so confused." Bear didn't eat chicken for lunch. "

Grandma hen's words scared mother hen (telling a horror story to a female pot friend) so much that she almost threw away her glass.

Hen: "no, no, Sasha bear is a very good bear." "

When the hen stammered this sentence, her voice trembled a little. She patted her pounding heart with her wings and comforted Grandma Chicken and herself.

Grandma Chicken: "I think you'd better hurry home and go at once."

Hen: "But your illness ..."

Grandma Chicken: "Don't worry about me. I'm fine. Please go. "

Grandma hen pushed the mother hen out as she said, and the mother hen was really a little worried and scared at this time. She said goodbye to Grandma Chicken and hurried home. Pushing open the door, the yard was quiet, and there was not even a sound (a romantic story told to my girlfriend).

Hen: My poor children.

The hen held back her tears all the way and broke out at once. It walked across the yard in three steps and pushed open the door of the room, but as soon as it was told to his girlfriend, it froze again. Fat Sasakuma fell asleep, and her stomach fell rhythmically together. The furry chicks lie on Sasha Kumar's stomach, just like lying in a big cradle, falling asleep sweetly. There is an open book on the pillow.

The hen hugged Shiori Sakura with her wings and said softly, "I knew Shiori Sakura was a good bear."

Five-year-old Hank went to work in the forest with his father, mother and brother. Suddenly it began to rain, but they only brought a poncho. Dad gave the poncho to mom, mom gave it to my brother, and my brother gave it to Hank. Hank asked, "Why did my father give it to my mother, my mother gave it to my brother and my brother gave it to me?"

"Dad replied," because dad is better than mom, mom is better than brother, and brother is better than you. We all protect the weak. Hank looked around and ran to spread the poncho on a delicate flower swaying in the wind and rain.

The real strong man is not necessarily how powerful or rich he is, but how much he helps others. Responsibility can make us do things thoroughly, and love can make us do things well (tell my girlfriend a bedtime story about love).

This big guy is a big robot. He was carrying big things on the dock.

Tiny is a little robot. He repairs small parts in the laboratory.

The big guy and the little guy are neighbors.

However, they never said a word. Every day when I come home from work, the big guy stands at his door and says to himself, "I'm really capable." Today I moved a big box weighing ten tons! " "One-inch also stood in front of his house and said to himself," I'm so smart. I got into the maze-like machine to repair parts, and nothing went wrong at once! " "

Then, they go home to recharge their batteries (tell stories to friends).

One day, however, the younger one got off work and stood in front of his house for a long time, but the older one didn't come. The little one thought, "What happened to the big one? Although we haven't spoken, we are neighbors! " He immediately ran to the big dock. Ha, that big guy stood there motionless, and his big arm crossed in the air.

One-inch asked curiously, "Big guy, are you standing here waiting to take pictures?"

"No." The big guy's eyes flashed for a long time before he said sadly, "I can't put my hands down!" " "

"Oh, don't worry, I'll take a look for you!" The little one climbed onto the big one. "A small part is loose." The small one was repaired quickly.

"Thank you, you sit on my shoulder, let's go home together!" The big guy said.

"Too good, big guy, you walk so fast! Moreover, sitting on your shoulder, I can see the scenery in the distance! " The little one said.

From then on, the big guy and the little guy became good friends.

Runaway bear

There is an extremely fierce and strong bear in the zoo. It was kept in a special iron cage with a thumb-thick guardrail. But one day, the staff found the bear escaped from the cage. Although there were no casualties (a funny story told to my girlfriend), it also made people gasp.

As a result, the staff thickened the iron cage. This time each guardrail is two fingers thick. But the next day, to the staff's dismay, the bear ran away again.

The staff immediately rushed to make a reinforced iron cage overnight, and each guardrail was as thick as a wrist. They put the bear in an iron cage, convinced that the bear would not escape this time.

After the staff leaves, they will be locked on the A side.