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The groom's speech at the wedding should be humorous, not too short, not online search, and rewarded ~ ~
Take a bow first, and then begin: First of all, I want to say thank you, thank my parents for giving birth to me and raising me, and feeding me one by one (er, raising me … seems wrong, but it brought me up! Without them, there would be no me, and there would be no me today. Their kindness will never be forgotten and will never be repaid. Today, my son has come of age. In front of friends, relatives and villagers, I made a promise and made an oath. (Facing my parents, raising my right hand and clenching my fist) I swear that from today on, my wife and I will voluntarily grow into qualified adults, honor our parents, listen to their advice, work overtime to give birth to the next generation, and strive to let our parents have great grandchildren as soon as possible! Swear, son * * *!

Then, I want to say the second sentence, thank you! Thank my wife, my daughter-in-law, my wife, my dear … Thank you for trusting me, loving me, coming with me and marrying me. In this life, getting you is my greatest achievement, greatest honor, greatest blessing and greatest harvest! In front of these people, I also swear to you (or "make a promise") that I am willing to marry you and love you for life. I will never leave you, regardless of each other, regardless of you and me. Where you are is my home, and where we are is a paradise of happiness. After marriage, I cook, wash dishes, sweep the floor and wash clothes to earn money! I will take care of all the dirty work. You are only responsible for giving birth to a child for us, then feeding him, and we will educate him together!

Third sentence, thank you! I want to thank my parents-in-law for giving birth to such a good girl and letting me hold such a big baby! Express my heartfelt thanks to you. From now on, we are a family. I am not only your son-in-law but also your son! I promise I won't bully her, and I won't allow others to bully her. I only allow her to bully me. I will try my best to control her from bullying others except me. At the same time, I promise that I will often go home to visit my parents, be on call like KFC takeout, and obey orders!

Finally, I have one more sentence, thank you! Thanks to the friends, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, handsome guys, beautiful women and Lori Zhengtai who took time out of their busy schedules today. What I just said will take effect from now on. If you find me contrary to what I just said, you should raise your hand high and slap me hard. Don't be reluctant to start, don't give my parents and daughter-in-law face, and smoke hard. I dare not go against what I said today. Best! Well, I hope everyone eats and drinks well, and I wish everyone here a smooth life, good health and happy family. My wife and I are here to bow to you! thank you

Pure handwriting and pure self-writing, thank you