The wedding bonus thing is a fucking joke.
1, the classmate married the man to help collect money, and everyone disappeared.
Mr. Zhou from Chongqing is getting married, so pull all his classmates into the WeChat group and inform him of the banquet information. Who knows, Mr. Zhou's old classmate Gou Mou looked around for foreign students who could not attend the wedding to collect money on the grounds of helping to transfer money centrally. After collecting 1900 yuan, he disappeared, blackening all his classmates. ...
2. After a woman gets married and receives a gift, she quits her classmates first, and then blackmails her unmarried friends.
Miss Wang and several classmates gave wedding gifts to Tingting, a classmate who had not been in contact for many years. After attending Tingting's wedding, the classmate actually quit the class and blacked out all the friends who gave gifts. Miss Wang analyzed that many of the hacked students were not married. Is it possible for Tingting to avoid what may happen in the future? In return? !
The pupil blacked her out when she received the red envelope.
Xiao Xia is a primary school classmate of Xiao Ceng. A month before the wedding, Xiao Xia suddenly added Xiao Ceng's WeChat, saying that she was getting married. After that, the child didn't forget to invite Xiao Ceng to drink full moon wine. In April this year, Xiao Ceng also began to prepare for the wedding, and called Xiao Xia to ask for the address and send an invitation, but the other party didn't answer. Xiao Ceng sent Xiao Xia WeChat again, but a message popped up: The other party has started friend verification, and you are not the other party's friend. ...
Has the woman been told to refuse to attend the wedding? Can the gift money be remitted?
Anonymous was invited to the wedding by a high school classmate who had not contacted in 1989, but she politely refused because she was not available. I didn't expect the other party to send a message asking for a gift after the wedding, and even asked anonymous: Can I use remittance for the gift money?
5, the red envelope was full of knocking at the door for a long time. The groom welcomed the bride and slapped her sister-in-law.
When Mr. Zhang went to visit relatives in her family and entered the bride's boudoir door, the bride's sister, as a maid of honor, kept the door closed. After all, the red envelope was thrown away, but she still wouldn't let it in. Finally, in public? On the grounds of missing auspicious time? Persuaded, the bridesmaids and their party opened the boudoir door. Unexpectedly, an unexpected scene happened. After the groom went in, he was very angry and slapped the sister-in-law who was the bridesmaid ... After the incident, the woman resolutely refused to marry her daughter!
6, the man wrote a loan as a red envelope and got married after 4 years.
Four years ago, college students got married. Although the man had no money, he spent 800 yuan to buy a sleeper for the wedding out of friendship. Because he really has no money, he can only put an iou in the red envelope. Four years later, the man got married, and the classmates stuffed this iou into a red envelope and returned it. The man wrote an iou as a red envelope, and the two made a phone call and smiled.
The circle of friends opened a full-text paragraph, and WeChat opened a full-text funny paragraph.
1. Save water? [Click to open the full text]? Please take a bath together.
2. Are you really attractive? [Click to open the full text]? Just like shit attracts flies.
I heard that you want to see a snow, so I'm sorry? [Click to open the full text]? Dandruff stored for a year.
4. Have you thought it over carefully before coming near me? [Click to open the full text]? I have nothing but good looks.
5. Don't drink to the past? [Click to open the full text]? I'm tired of the past.
6. Breaking up is actually a guy who hates boys? [Click to open the full text]? Why else do you keep yelling? Cut chicken, cut chicken, cut chicken, cut chicken, cut chicken?
7. My deskmate wrote me a note in class. [Click to open the full text] Are you there?
8. Someone just sat next to me and I slapped him? [Click to open the full text]? Really, how can you crush my invisible wings?
9. Can you open it? [Click to open the full text]? You have the ability.
10. Be sure to lose weight in July 10 kg! Send this circle of friends to testify! If I can't lose it, I will? [Click to open the full text]? Delete this circle of friends and send it again in August!
Classic funny signature sentence
1. Cell phone vibration can hardly be heard at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school.
I wish you and League of Legends a hundred years of harmony and unity.
My future baby, please tell me where your father's direction is.
I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.
The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted:? Teacher, I have, I have! ? As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine ?
6. Someone sells mimosa on the roadside. I touched it with my finger and found it didn't move. The boss said awkwardly? Maybe this bark is thick?
7. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly.
8.？ You obviously like me, but you didn't tell me. Don't say that. I want to be quiet. who is it? Tell me who it is first.
9. If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue!