Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time I wash and iron, it looks like I just got back from the store. Be specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I'm not young anymore. I went abroad as an international student. I have lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously and wasted my time learning a survival skill. Now that I have come back from overseas, I have learned nothing. To tell the truth, I should be classified as a "three-no-fake turtle", with no stock and no degree. Open-minded, 50-50, dishonest, but born timid, killing is not illegal, I can't do it. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to people and society.

You are the only one who is interested.

Mr fan: do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Roi: You decide which one is smooth.

Teacher Fan: Speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you ...

Roi: What a coincidence! I haven't seen you for more than ten years and met you here.

Feng: What a coincidence? I'll ask you out.

Roi: You asked me out?

Feng: Love! Molly. It has the same name as this restaurant. I want to give you a surprise.

Roi: Are you kidding me? I advertised for a marriage.

Feng: I want to meet you. Your desk doesn't say men can't.

Roi: Isn't that nonsense? I can find another man. I am not gay. (Later) Really? ...

Feng: I am.

Roi: but I'm not.

Feng: How do you know you're not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized that I didn't dare to face it and had no courage.

Roi: You left first. I'm not there yet.

Roi: I also review why I am so vulgar. My heart is so big that I can't hold a man!

Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?

Roi: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.

Shu Qi: We can't fall in love when we meet. Love at first sight is not that you have a crush on me, nor that I have a crush on you. Not when you look, but the taste. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells. The smells are the same, you know?

Roi: then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all. It's rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.

Roi: don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.

Che Xiao: Soft persimmons are delicious.

Roi: You are sick and old. Aren't you worried about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's peak sexually.

Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex?

Roi: Not exactly, but without it, it can't be called love, at best, it can only be called friendship.

Che Xiao: No. What's the matter? And grow old together. Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't do it at all, just don't do it too often.

Return on investment: How low do you think the frequency of making out is?

Che Xiao: This is my ideal.

Return on investment: well, you say. (Che Xiao fingers) Once a month?

Che Xiao: Once a year.

Roi: Comrade, although I know this is a matter on the ground and it is not your stewardess's responsibility, you should still accept the passengers' opinions with an open mind and seriously reflect them to the above! Always talking about improving service quality, how to improve it? Actually, it's a matter of detail.

Roi: I wonder if there are any objects. I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go.

Biday Sulan: After the fall of the mainland, my grandfather retreated. ...

Roi: hey, hey, wait a minute. You call it depravity, we call it liberation.

If you are an orphan, I can adopt you.

Roi: I can accept orphans, but the death of my parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to insert the Mercedes logo in the front of BMW.

Bidai Syulan: Can you drive?

Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match and BMW doesn't bother to repair them?

Return on investment: I can get something for nothing. Married daughter-in-law, gave birth to children, still want to be self-reliant.

Roi: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?

Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?

Roi: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.

Shu Qi: …

Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana.