The lines of Jia Ling's sketch "Proposal"

sketch

Marriage story

Sun, what are you doing? What are you doing? Newly bought clothes, the brand price is more than 3 thousand. I

Ling, give me a 15% discount after the fight.

Sun nonsense, twenty-two, you see this is false.

Ling, I don't know about you. We grew up together as children. When we were young, you liked to wear fake brand names. Everyone has given you a nickname called Beetle.

Sun, you are good, but people are fake.

Ling, you are fake.

Sun, your family name is Jia.

Ling Xing, how dare you talk back to me. Don't forget, I am your aunt's nurse, so I won't teach you a lesson today.

Sun, if I'm unlucky, I'll be unlucky in my life. You bullied me when I was a child, and you bullied me when I grew up.

Ling, it seems that you can't do it unless Aunt Nai gives you a cruel trick today.

Aunt Sun has something to say.

Ling's friends, friends, have you ever thought about me,

Aunt Sun, I agree. As long as you don't sing, you can do whatever you want with others.

Ling, be virtuous. You know what I will do to you.

Come on, Sun, you, your boyfriend, his family, that's the police. They catch bad guys. They have their own careers. You want me to bother them by pretending to be a fake rich man It really is too much of you.

Ling, how can I go too far? I just want to marry him.

When Sun gets married, tell him straight away.

Ling, what should I do? Can I just say it? I am such a weak, virtuous and quiet little girl.

Sun, are you still quiet? ! I'm still a little girl, and I'm half old in Xu Niang ... The charm still exists! Oh, I admire you very much! But, mom's sister, look at me. I'm not like a rich man.

Ling, do you want me to bring you clothes? Put it on quickly. Come on, put it on. Oh, you look like a grandson. Don't say that.

Sun, don't be a grandson, okay? I'm not worried about the truth. I'm rich now, too

Ling Xing, grandson, I tell you, make a lot of money, make a lot of money. Today, our main purpose is to force my boyfriend to marry me.

Who is Sun with? With you.

Ling, come here

Sun ai

Ling will remember three points in the future, ah, the first point, when I said we should break up,

Sun broke up?

Ling, you proposed to me.

Sun proposed marriage

Ling: Second, you praised me to death when I smiled. Third, I asked you if you love me, and you said how I am rich and how I am rich.

Sun, how can I remember this?

Ling, friend, friend

Sun, I remember.

Nan Xiaoling

Ling, here he comes. Don't forget, you must look like a couple in the future

Xiaoling, you wanted to see me.

Lingling yo yo, who is this? Isn't this a busy man? Why do you still have time to see me?

Dude, we're really busy. Aren't we busy catching suspects? We took time out of work to see you.

Ling, what do you mean? I just stole time from your busy schedule.

Dude, you're not salty at all. You were raised in fresh water.

Ling, I'm a turtle, cultured in fresh water.

Dude, you misunderstood. I mean, you are calm as water, beautiful and persistent, practicing in fresh water.

Ling hahahaha, is it interesting?

Male hahahaha, boring.

Ling is very boring. What does this mean?

Man, I want to be interesting, but when I'm interesting, I'm afraid you'll always find it boring. Because you're boring, I dare not be interesting, so I want to know what you mean. If you are bored, I will be interesting.

Ling ouch! You're funny, aren't you? ! You mean boring. If you are bored, can I not talk to you? I can't tell you what you mean now because you didn't tell me what you mean. What's the point of us being together!

He's not. What does that mean?

Ling, you should know what I mean.

Dude, you mean we broke up?

Sun, I proposed to you.

This man turned it upside down.

Sun Qiqi, I should propose to you.

Who is he? Who is he?

Manager Pan, Ling's suitor, is very rich, isn't he?

Sun is rich, and people ask me for a loan.

Male loans, loans and money

Ling, you don't understand, do you? Didn't you tell Wang to read Wang, and the doctor read the doctor?

Male, yes.

Ling, so what is popular now is called big money.

Dude, I told you that's what you were looking for.

Ling, what's the matter

That's what men do. Can he love you?

Ling him, of course he loves me, hahahaha, hahahaha.

Sun hahahaha

Ling hahaha

Yes, Sun, I have to praise you.

Ling, then praise me.

Sun, I praise you. What are you praising me for?

Ling, friend, friend

Aunt Sun, I praise you.

Ling praised me there.

Sun, what can I praise you for? I praise, praise your singing. Your singing makes me intoxicated. This makes me intoxicated. No, it put me to sleep. No, you forced me. No, you are Britney Spears in my mind. I don't know,

Dude, that's britney spears.

Sun, she is much sweeter than Britney Spears. You, pull over,

Ling hahahahahaha.

Sun, I have to praise you.

Ling, come here,

Sun, I praise you. What do I praise you for? I praise you, I praise you, your character, your character, your character is simply, a weak, virtuous and quiet little girl, who has never bullied me since she was a child, and I am sincere.

Ling hahahaha

Sun hahahaha

Ling hahaha

Sun, my aunt, you are in my heart, you are the most perfect aunt, my aunt, I really have nothing to say to me.

Ling, what did you say? You are so stupid.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What did he say there?

Ling proposed to me excitedly.

Man, I tell you, Ling, you may not like me, but you are responsible for yourself.

Ling, why am I not responsible for myself?

Dude, you can't find anything like this.

Ling, he is kind to me.

Dude, I didn't see it.

Ling, do you love me or not?

Sun, I'm rich. I am very, very rich.

Dude, she asked you something.

Sun, what do you ask?

Ling, I asked you if you love me.

Sun, I'm rich. I am very, very rich. I

Dude, it would be great if you had money. She is asking you something.

Sun, what did you ask me?

Ling, I asked you if you love me.

Sun, I'm rich. I am very, very rich. I am rich. I am rich. What can I do to commemorate you?

Dude, I'm not as rich as you, and I'm not as eloquent as you, but I'm telling you, she's the one I love most in my heart, and I'm the one who wants her, you know, tycoon?

Sun, why are you still impatient with you? Who is the rich man? You are rich. We bought a house with a loan and it's not finished yet. Why are you impatient with my aunt? He is impatient that I won't play with me. So what?

Ling, why didn't you say these words earlier?

Man, I want to say, but I'm afraid you will refuse me.

Ling, why did you say it again today?

Dude, don't you see a rich man here?

Ling, I found that he made you angry. This is my grandson.

Male grandson

Ling, right, grandchild?

Sun ai

Male, he also agreed.

Sun aiya

Ling, tell me one last time, do you love me or not?

Sun, I am rich, I am very, very rich,