1. I bought an expensive pillow and wanted to sleep well. I have been insomnia for the past two days, and I am thinking about how to return the flowers to the pillow every day.

2. Why do I often cry? Because I'm so sleepy.

I am willing to praise you because I am especially fake, not because you are really awesome.

4. The circle of friends has been so quiet recently, and no one has emo. Why? Have a good time?

Get up every morning, the body weighs 200 Jin and the quilt weighs 400 Jin.

6. If there is no dynamic day, of course, you are crazy on another software. Is it difficult to live a good life?

7. You have no idea how good I am in bed. I can lie down all day without eating or drinking.

I am a real black sheep. I woke up with hundreds of millions of property.

9. What bad ideas can I have? I just want to get rich for nothing.

10. I dare not associate wheat with you. I'm afraid you'll hear me pedal for three rounds, and I'm even more afraid you'll hear someone ask me how much cardboard is a catty.

1 1. Listen to others' opinions with an open mind, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

12. Don't put too much pressure on yourself in this life. You are very happy. You can do whatever you want. Bagpipes came from afar.

13. Today is Friday, and I feel like a crazy donkey released from prison.

14. I was poisoned, and the doctor said that I should make out and detoxify.

15. Eat more beef hot pot, or those who promised to be cattle and horses in their last life will have no point in reincarnating.

16. Work hard today and eight male models tomorrow.

17. Teach you a time-saving skill, crying two uncomfortable things at a time.

18. If I'm not interested in you and you don't reply to my message, I'll fall in love.

19. You don't have to be cold, and I don't want to pester you. For the last time, borrow 30 yuan.

20. My present situation: lying under the covers and browsing everyone's happy life.

2 1. I always thought I was unique until I needed a user name.

22. After watching the hurricane, there has always been a question: Where did you get the crew to watch so many movies that look like illegal actors?

23. Others add friends everywhere: raising fish and chatting. I add friends everywhere: so that someone can help me forward the water drops when I raise them in the future.

I don't want to be an interesting person anymore. When I cry, my friends think I'm not full.

25. I asked the old man to tie me with the god of wealth, only for wealth and glory, not for a trace of true feelings.