1. Ceng Xiaoxian: Chew your fingers, or chew mine.

What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

3. Spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

4. Zi Qiao: A bird with no feet.

A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

6. Zhang Wei: Like us women.

7. I will call you when I get married next time.

8. Friendship is offside and lovers are not full

9.36 lines, 2 lines.

10. Quiet as a virgin and crazy as a rabbit.

1 1. narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

12. I am the mouth of the knife and the heart of the axe!

13. I need a professional machine.

14. Jump early, call it a day, die early and live early.

15. My surname is Huang and my name is Huifeng. . .

16. Chinese characters are not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.

17. Youyou: I didn't say the child was yours.

18. Toilet, accompany me to find my husband.

19. Once you get an electric shock, you are afraid of the network cable for ten years.

20. Boss Du: Singers are also artists.

2 1. Beating people is discouraged, and hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

22. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

23. It's not good to quarrel. Let's fight.

24. Three catchphrases: Romance, Waste and Roar.

25. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

26. Meijia: Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

27. Yifei: Drink without cars, and drink without cars.

28. Hong Qigong: Can I have a cigarette? thank you

29. It's not terrible to die. What's terrible is to sit here and wait for death.

30. There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

3 1. China is a good friend.

32. Angels are with you

33. Guan Gu: Good ass

34. Just don't lose face.

35. Meijia: Deal!

36. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

37. Guan Gu: I want to announce a yellow thing to you.

38. Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

39. It is better to be happy with others than to be happy with one person, and it is better to be crazy with others than to have epilepsy.

40. As the saying goes, Rome was not built in a day.

4 1. Nolan: Medicine? Medicine? Ceng Xiaoxian: Chikro.

42. You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.

43. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

44. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

45. Hu Yifei: Sekiya Chinki, how to use this crazy 18.

46. I like him, but that is the past tense and life is the future tense.

47. courier brother: at that time, he wanted to tease me, so he didn't wear much.

48. Yifei's suitor: You have spent all your money, so you need to prove it.

49. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

50. Zhang Wei: Fighting? Attendant: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount.

5 1. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

52. Have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old? (Yifei stares at Ceng Laoshi and says)

Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

54. Zhang Wei: (Er Kang's voice) Last time I met you for the first time in Wang.

55. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

56. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is redundant.

57. Yifei: Love is a cage. What is the only way to reduce the sentence? Don't touch

58. Xiaoxian: Can you fight with such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

59. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind. He was stood up for his second marriage.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

6 1. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here

62. Meijia: What is it to go to college without a girlfriend?

63. Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and grass. Yifei: Just kill him.

64. Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

65. Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

66. I once swore like a lamp. What if I talk to him again? The light went out. . . .

67. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: thick meat and beating

68. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

69. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze's voice) Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.

70. (Zhang Wei plays Ou) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line is breakfast). Please eat it while it is hot.

7 1. Meijia: gossip is like happiness. If shared, it can be multiplied by two. Zhang Wei: (Suddenly) What gossip? Yifei: Multiply by three.

72. Yifei: I have only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it is volatilized, but I have never heard that it will stink when it is volatilized. Meijia: You are so strong.

73. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

74. The pigeon off the gate, in the Jianghu, my fair lady, what is your QQ?

75. My wife likes penguins very much, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos.

76. You could have apologized with a watch. . . A box of sashimi. . . A balloon. .

77. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops.

78. Zhang Wei: (dreaming) Guan, you are really something. Guan Gu: You are a little genius, as clever as ice and snow.

79. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

80. Meijia: He didn't give us a chance! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

8 1. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?

82. Ceng Xiaoxian: Why did you stutter? Zi Qiao: I haven't talked to anyone for several days. Have you forgotten how to speak?

83. I have tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and pulse with potato chips!

84. Renting a house by flying: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another one and come over for a holiday at the weekend.

85. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

86. Guangu: I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. What about you? It's different! ! !

88. Yifei: Is your mind full of shit? Ceng Xiaoxian: All I can think about is you. I didn't mean that.

89. Guan Gu: Eat more when you are hungry. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce.

90. Guan Gu: (In the video) Zhang Wei is a lawyer, high-end, atmospheric and high-end. (Zhang Wei takes a selfie in a raincoat)

9 1. Yifei: You went to see Nolan that day, and I also made fried rice with eggs and waited for you at home. Why are you not in a hurry to come back for dinner?

92. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows. !

93. Meijia: This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

94. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you need a reason, or you won't get the lead. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

95. Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

96. Shi Xiaoming: I remember I fell asleep in the middle of writing. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

97. Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. I grew up looking beautiful, and my eyes became round.

98. When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs. . . . Eggs. . . . .

99. Ceng Xiaoxian: I remember that you were once accused at the top, but now how did you become accused at the bottom?

100. You must call me online tonight, otherwise? I will write your name on the tablet.

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