I have never been married, but I have attended many weddings, and I am like the protagonist in every wedding, because I am face-blind and can't tell who is who. When I first got married, I even joked with my sister-in-law. I thought that was the maid of honor.

At that time, many people were laughing when joking, and I laughed, too. It was embarrassing to learn later that she was a bride. We get a lot of attention here. Brother can't joke with younger siblings, which is taboo, but I became the first person to make an exception. After my brother's wedding, I became the laughingstock of civilizations far and near. I said I have face blindness, and the country people don't know what face blindness is. Anyway, I just laugh at you and point fingers.

One, my brother's open-backed pants.

When my brother got married, he finished speaking on the stage and wanted to throw the flowers off the stage, and then everyone grabbed them. But my brother was so happy to get married that he turned his back and threw them away. When he pushed too hard, his trousers split on the spot. Everyone laughed when he heard the sound of rags. When he looked over, he could see that the crotch of my brother's pants was open and the red underwear inside was exposed. No one grabbed the flowers at that time, and they were all open.

It is because of my brother that my face blindness has come to an end. I am deeply grateful to my brother in my heart. I think he is my savior.

Second, a friend picked up the wrong bride.

Of course, it's funnier to say. Friends are far away from their parents' homes and drive navigation, but sometimes the navigation is not accurate, so they can't find it when they walk. Finally, I found a lot of people at home in the navigation terminal, the country! You can see it at a glance. My brother left with the bride in his arms, but he was stopped because although he got married today, he didn't marry my brother on the same day.

When my friend's wife heard about it, she punched my friend several times and died laughing.