Joke jingle
1. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

2. How can I say love? Full of wine, glass after glass, never let go until I die!

3. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

4. Wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

5. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

6. Take a step with one cup and two cups, hold the wall with three cups and four cups, and hold the wall with five cups and six cups. If I don't leave, my sister will take me away after drinking a catty!

7. People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

9. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

10. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

1 1. Eleven, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

12. Twelve, modern men: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

13. Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Meeting and drinking are indispensable! If you don't drink, neither will I. Where will the country make wine?

14. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the national highway?

15. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now? One for you and one for me. Who's afraid of drinking now?

16. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wine two dead's wife, four wine rocks, five wine four rooms, and six wine enlightenment is a temple.

17. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave legacy.

18. Two or three performances a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

19. Go to the countryside by jeep and go straight to the township government. My eyes are red with wine, and my stomach is full of drums. Go back to get the subsidy and push 625.

20. two cups a day, it will be uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

2 1. Some cadres drink alcohol, which is bad for their party style and stomach. Revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and if they want to drink it, they will go to the meeting.

22. Get drunk at the next meeting. Feelings are deep, feelings are shallow, and feelings are bleeding.

23. I often go deep into the wine table and get drunk, and I don't know the way back. Mistaken into the depths of garbage, vomiting, vomiting began to countless flies.

24. Drinking old revolutionary wine every day is bad for the party style and bad for the stomach. The relationship between husband and wife has regressed greatly, and they sleep back to back at night. My wife sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

26. It is better to find a man than a lover, a child than a dog, and a tip than a foreign exchange.

27. It is better to develop yourself than to join the revolution. It is better to work hard, master it skillfully and follow the leadership.

28. The pockets are getting fuller, the appetite is getting rougher, the clothes are getting less and less, the wife is getting smaller and smaller, and the guy is getting old early.

29. Make love before marriage. The girl became a sister-in-law, a lifelong partner was hard to find, and a third party intervened.

30. One table, four people eat, no money can't afford it, the rich are the most popular, and the AA system is implemented.