Allegro Comique
Allegro is an art form! To make others laugh, a good allegro is indispensable! Here are the funny allegro words I compiled for you, I hope it will help you!

Allegro 1 A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.

B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?

A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.

B: Yes, telling the truth with your eyes open.

A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).

B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say love and hate?

A: Well, you don't know that my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.

B: Why am I getting confused?

A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!

I should be happy.

A: I skipped home and called mom happily! .

B: Then your mother must be very happy.

A: But as soon as my voice fell, my index finger came.

B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?

A: (Holding out the index finger) My index finger is my mother. What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? Well, your mother is really something.

I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when my index finger came again.

B: What's the matter?

A: (Holding out index finger) How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing!

B: Not even allowed to eat?

A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.

B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations

A: Oh, I can't hold it any longer!

B: Then you should go.

A: No. The index finger is coming again. You are a lazy donkey. Do your homework quickly! B: Alas!

A: In this way, the repeated appearance of the index finger made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.

No one will be energetic.

A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: It's called a vicious circle.

Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)

B: It's boring to have your index finger in your house. Where's the thumb?

A: The thumb is different! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!

B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.

No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. When I pushed the door, I smiled all over my face and said appreciatively (thumbs up), son, you are great! You'll know when you get home. One sentence made me feel embarrassed.

Look, praise is like a ray of sunshine.

A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV.

Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become very smart.

As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). My son is really nice, but he is considerate. I said, my son is the best! I heard you, don't say how happy I am!

B look at his beauty!

Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)

B should like it. Even I envy your thumb.

Thumb means praise, index finger means criticism.

B Which child in the world doesn't like praise?

A So, if I want to have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!

B Oh, it's still early.

Tell me, can they be the same?

B it's different, even the expression is different, the thumb is like this (smiling face) and the index finger is like this (lost face).

How I wish my mother were like this! (thumbs up)

Your mother will, so she's here!

A (scare away)? !

Allegro II: Several bamboo boards!

We won't boast about the rest.

What should we say about today's topic?

Let's talk about something.

Let's say something.

Let's talk about something.

Let's say something.

Such a dozen bamboo boards.

We won't boast about the rest.

What should we say about today's topic?

Let's talk about something.

Let's say something.

Uncle Zhang of our hospital

I am more than sixty years older this year.

I have been blind since I was a child.

What can't be seen?

Walking on crutches in the street.