A: Hurry up! The last stage is like embroidery.
B (speak slowly in the following): Good eye. Embroidery began in 2002 and was finally completed a few days ago.
A: Ten years! Such a huge project?
Sure, that's why I take it with me every day.
A: Oh, you still have it!
B: Hmm!
A: Is it convenient for everyone?
B: Let me show you (taking out props).
A: That's it? This is what you have done for ten years.
B: Hmm! (Proud sketch funny encyclopedia)
A: This is too slow! Working with someone like you, my heart, I always feel like-coal in my hair.
B: What?
A: It's burning (action)
B: Burn you.
I always look like a mouse in a bellows.
B: What?
A: I feel angry all over.
I am very angry with you.
A: I always feel that …
B: (interrupting hastily and pushing A away) Forget it, don't do it every time. Are you bored?
All this, you know why?
B: Fresh ... I'd like to know.
A: The reason is-we have different personalities.
B: (slowly) No, just, just, just leave.
A: You see, even breaking up is so light and casual. Is there anything else that can make you anxious and angry?
I was born a slow learner.
A: There are two kinds of personalities in this world: slow and urgent. Do you know what is the greatest sorrow in life?
Let me guess. You mean, acute temper and chronic temper work together?
Second, the humorous two-person crosstalk script "We are Brothers"
A: Hello, comrades!
Hello, friends!
Hello, gentlemen!
Hello, ladies!
A: My last name is Dai.
B: My last name is Gao.
A: My name is Deyi.
My name is: senior one. A little better than him, hahahaha.
A: I am a pesticide engineer in my unit.
B: I'm a "vet" in the village.
I have a qualification certificate issued by the state.
B: ... the country sent it to him, not to me. I call myself, hahaha. ......
A: Because I study pesticides at a high level, my colleagues call me "killing the enemy".
Because my veterinarian is very good. My neighbors call me "high skill".
A: We are fellow villagers.
He and I are from the same village.
He is my left neighbor.
I am his right roommate.
He and I are classmates.
B: He and I are front and back tables.
We went to high school together.
B: He flew away after graduating from high school.
Because I was admitted to the university.
So, I'm at a loss.
A: Then I worked, got married, started my own family, and added a child. ......
B: I added two.
I wonder how much my hometown has changed.
He has long forgotten his hometown.
A: I often go back, and I suddenly think of home.
I think he is lying.
A: Because my parents left early. Therefore, I am so strong when I leave my hometown!
B: He's strong, and I'm confused!