How to write the groom's wedding speech? Funny, take care of the audience
During the wedding, the leaders or elders' wedding speeches and everyone's wedding greetings make the whole wedding atmosphere harmonious ... The groom is the protagonist of the wedding and must speak. How to prepare or write the groom's wedding speech? Don't be stiff, be funny, let the audience applaud the humorous groom ... congratulations to the groom at the wedding, very funny, active atmosphere can be used! The full text is as follows: Dear folks, today is my wife's wedding day. After the marathon battle of integration, separation and integration that you chase after each other day after day, the Eighth Route Army and the New Fourth Army finally reached the same goal by different routes and were reorganized into the China People's Liberation Army hand in hand. Therefore, in order to remember this happy time, cherish this wonderful marriage and reassure my wife's family, friends and colleagues, I solemnly swear: 1, and uphold the party's absolute leadership over the army: wife will always come first, children will come second, dogs will come third, and I will come fourth. 2. Seriously implement the "four sons" principle, treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito, and work like a donkey. 3, love your wife, be a civilized husband: don't fight back, don't talk back, smile. 4, sincerely accept his wife's emotional dictatorship, don't talk to strange women, except, of course, the old lady who asks for directions. 5. Adhere to the salary bonus distribution system, do not alter the salary slip, and do not hide money in shoes. However, you can apply for 288 yuan a month. 6, nothing to look at his wife's face, go out and kiss his wife's face, can't tell his wife to "fuck off", his wife called "asshole", I must be "asshole". Wedding greetings from experienced and inexperienced people: examples of wedding greetings from leaders of bride's work unit