A sketch about thanking parents.

A stepped onto the stage and was applauded ...)

A: Hello everyone! (Bowing) Today, I want to tell you a strange thing. ...

(b runs to the stage with a full face of resentment)

B: I'm so angry! Hum!

What's the matter, brother?

I intend to run away from home. (Then I cried)

A: Impossible. It's too serious.

B: What won't! My mother won't buy me that computer that has been tossing for four years.

a； It's called Pentium. You're the one messing around.

B: Whatever. It's popular now anyway. My mother won't buy it for me, so I'm in a hurry with her.

A: (to the audience) There is no such person.

B: That day, my mother and I went shopping and saw a computer shop. We walked in and were immediately attracted by a computer. I asked my mother to buy it, but she refused to buy it anyway.

A: How much is it?

B: No, just four zeros.

A: Not expensive.

A: You! It's not easy for your mother to have you. Why did you run away from home ... thanks to your imagination!

B: (speaking slowly with shame) So ... What do you suggest?

a； Go back and apologize to her.

B: All right. (turning around)

A: (facing the audience) Let's see, such a person ... (At this moment, B comes angrily again)

Ok, what about you ... (coquetry and angry), alas, forget it, when I suffer.

A: What's the matter?

You asked me to apologize. I went, but what happened? ...

What was the result?

B: As a result, my mother was not angry at all.

A: Isn't that great?

B: Is there anything delicious? She is not ashamed of not buying me a computer. You can't be angry.

A: You apologize! Or do you expect her to apologize to you?

b； You just told me to apologize. Now I've lost a lot.

If you do something wrong, you should admit it and apologize.

What should I do? I wanted to say "I'm sorry" casually, and then I wanted to hear my mother's sincere apology. Now ... (angry, stomping) it's all your fault!

A: What a man! (finger b, facing the audience)

Haven't you ever helped your mother?

What do you mean?

Just helping her with some housework.

B: Yes! Last year, my mother asked me to take out the garbage. When I saw two green cans, one with a big mouth and the other with a small mouth, I drew lots to decide which one to take out and finally decided on the one with a small mouth.

A: It's pouring in.

I poured it, but something happened.

A: What's the matter?

B: I see four big letters on the trash can: "China Post".

A: Ah!

A: Just this one.

B: No, but I dare not take out the garbage in the future.

a； Then what are you doing?

Mop the floor.

A: That would be great.

b； I dragged too hard and people reflected on the floor.

A: Well done!

B: My mother was just about to compliment her after I turned her down. Boom! I fell down. Stand up. Knock on the door. I fell down again and stood up. ...

A: Boom! I fell down again.

B: I didn't fall this time.

A: That's good.

B: This time, I stood up and just lay down.

How did that happen?

I spilled a little oil on the floor when I mopped the floor.

a； Ouch ~ `~ I thought it was to help mop the floor.

A: Anyway, she is your mother! You haven't heard: there is only a mother in the world.

Yes, I know.

A: You should have a grateful heart.

A grateful heart.

A: I just want to repay my parents' kindness and care for them bit by bit.

I see. I will never let my mother hold a broom in one hand and a vacuum cleaner in the other, with two rotten pens on her feet and one on her head. ...

A: What?

B: pressure cooker!

ah ...

B: I will help my mother sweep the floor, mop the floor and take out the garbage in the future. ...

Well, that's more like it.

I still have to study hard.

Be a good student.

I don't want to toss about any more.

Be a good son.

I want to apologize to my mother. I'm sorry for her.

A: Then you should go.

B: 886 (shaking hands)