A: Hello everyone! (Bowing) Today, I want to tell you a strange thing. ...
(b runs to the stage with a full face of resentment)
B: I'm so angry! Hum!
What's the matter, brother?
I intend to run away from home. (Then I cried)
A: Impossible. It's too serious.
B: What won't! My mother won't buy me that computer that has been tossing for four years.
a; It's called Pentium. You're the one messing around.
B: Whatever. It's popular now anyway. My mother won't buy it for me, so I'm in a hurry with her.
A: (to the audience) There is no such person.
B: That day, my mother and I went shopping and saw a computer shop. We walked in and were immediately attracted by a computer. I asked my mother to buy it, but she refused to buy it anyway.
A: How much is it?
B: No, just four zeros.
A: Not expensive.
A: You! It's not easy for your mother to have you. Why did you run away from home ... thanks to your imagination!
B: (speaking slowly with shame) So ... What do you suggest?
a; Go back and apologize to her.
B: All right. (turning around)
A: (facing the audience) Let's see, such a person ... (At this moment, B comes angrily again)
Ok, what about you ... (coquetry and angry), alas, forget it, when I suffer.
A: What's the matter?
You asked me to apologize. I went, but what happened? ...
What was the result?
B: As a result, my mother was not angry at all.
A: Isn't that great?
B: Is there anything delicious? She is not ashamed of not buying me a computer. You can't be angry.
A: You apologize! Or do you expect her to apologize to you?
b; You just told me to apologize. Now I've lost a lot.
If you do something wrong, you should admit it and apologize.
What should I do? I wanted to say "I'm sorry" casually, and then I wanted to hear my mother's sincere apology. Now ... (angry, stomping) it's all your fault!
A: What a man! (finger b, facing the audience)
Haven't you ever helped your mother?
What do you mean?
Just helping her with some housework.
B: Yes! Last year, my mother asked me to take out the garbage. When I saw two green cans, one with a big mouth and the other with a small mouth, I drew lots to decide which one to take out and finally decided on the one with a small mouth.
A: It's pouring in.
I poured it, but something happened.
A: What's the matter?
B: I see four big letters on the trash can: "China Post".
A: Ah!
A: Just this one.
B: No, but I dare not take out the garbage in the future.
a; Then what are you doing?
Mop the floor.
A: That would be great.
b; I dragged too hard and people reflected on the floor.
A: Well done!
B: My mother was just about to compliment her after I turned her down. Boom! I fell down. Stand up. Knock on the door. I fell down again and stood up. ...
A: Boom! I fell down again.
B: I didn't fall this time.
A: That's good.
B: This time, I stood up and just lay down.
How did that happen?
I spilled a little oil on the floor when I mopped the floor.
a; Ouch ~ `~ I thought it was to help mop the floor.
A: Anyway, she is your mother! You haven't heard: there is only a mother in the world.
Yes, I know.
A: You should have a grateful heart.
A grateful heart.
A: I just want to repay my parents' kindness and care for them bit by bit.
I see. I will never let my mother hold a broom in one hand and a vacuum cleaner in the other, with two rotten pens on her feet and one on her head. ...
A: What?
B: pressure cooker!
ah ...
B: I will help my mother sweep the floor, mop the floor and take out the garbage in the future. ...
Well, that's more like it.
I still have to study hard.
Be a good student.
I don't want to toss about any more.
Be a good son.
I want to apologize to my mother. I'm sorry for her.
A: Then you should go.
B: 886 (shaking hands)
A: 886 (shaking hands)