Wedding "four words and eight sentences" in many rural areas, weddings are particularly lively, especially the impromptu jingle at the wedding, also called "four words and eight sentences", which not only embodies the speaker's humor, but also contains good wishes for the couple. If anyone can tell a lot of humorous jokes, it will be very popular. These "four words and eight sentences", which appeal to both refined and popular tastes and are mixed with meat and vegetables, add a good interest to the wedding. 1, this year's wedding night, next year's birth of a fat doll 2, mouth to mouth, calf stir, screw in the middle. Do you think it's beautiful? 3. The moon is curved and dotted, and another flower is back. There will be bees to pick it tonight. 4. The groom is new and the chess pieces are new; Give birth to a son, in the Hanlin. Looking at a city in the bridal chamber from a distance, we are looking at the yamen in the bridal chamber. We were having a fight in the bridal chamber tonight, and the new girl came to open the door. 6. Open the door with your left hand and give birth to your son. Open the door with your right hand and be a high official. 7. The bride and groom entered the bridal chamber. There is a goat under the bride's crotch. The sheep tickles. The groom grabbed the sheep, but missed it. His crotch was wet. 8, a plate of flowers and plants, filled with sunflowers, everyone grabs one and gives birth to a fat doll next year. 9. The bride has long hair and raises her son to go to school; The bride's face is round. When her son grew up, he was the champion of 10, and the small chopsticks were long and long. Raised a son, champion Lang, and small chopsticks are round and square, better than his parents. 1 1, it's raining in the sky and raining in the ground, and the husband and wife love each other forever. 12, the groom is a dragon in the sky, the bride is an underground flower, and it doesn't rain until my brother turns over. 13, the groom smiled and wanted to be a father, while the bride was shy and wanted to be a mother. 14, the wine glasses are round, the bride and groom are reunited, and the husband and wife grow old together. The owner's home is safe 15, and there are forests and bamboos at the door. The wind blows green. This year is a happy event. Next year, the doll will cry 16, and this cup will bloom again. Next year, a fat doll will be born. The bride and groom will be like a pair of mandarin ducks. Give birth to a son early and have a full house of children and grandchildren 18. (The groom) sent the guests to the intersection, and (the bride) wanted to keep them. (Lang) It's just the wedding night, and (Niang) has something important tonight. 19, (groom) white porcelain bowl, (bride) safflower; Nine months (groom), I will be a mother (bride). 20. (The groom) sent a cigarette to his brother, and the (bride) sister was so shy that she lit it. (The groom) invites you to celebrate your wedding today, and (the bride) will pick you up for a full moon wine tomorrow. 2 1, (groom) This piece of meat, fat and tender, (bride) is dedicated to her husband to make up her body; (The groom) wants to plant a good seed very much, and (the bride) will give you a chubby one. 22. (Bride) This bowl of lotus root slices is round (Bride). We have been waiting for 20 years (bride) to be with you tonight. 23. (Bride) White radish and carrot (Bride) You are my heart. (Bride) I want to sleep in the same bed today. (Bride) I will have a baby with you next year. 25, a fine porcelain handless small flower, he loves you, you love him, and the couple Qi Xin will work together to get a fat doll next year. 26, the bride's face is a little red, and the husband and wife meet happily tonight. They didn't go to bed until dawn. They were afraid of missing work. 27. (Bride) The man wants to get married and the woman wants her husband's family. (Bride) Today you are my daughter-in-law, and next year (bride) I will be your mother ("mother" usually refers to the bride who is going to be pregnant). 28. You don't think I'm a lout. (Bride) Can you tell me how stupid I am? (groom) try your experience tonight, and (bride) I don't care no matter how thick it is! 29. Tonight we will build a new room, and husband and wife will last forever; I have delivered two precious children year after year, and all military commanders in the world are famous. 30. A wife is as tall as a son. They do gymnastics in bed at night, with their stomachs pressed against their stomachs and their knees pressed against their knees. 3 1, the wedding night is not long, and I heard a ding-dong next door. You ask him what he is doing, and the husband and wife are on the battlefield. Guns are guns, guns are guns. You say it is short, I say it is long. I didn't go to bed until dawn. 32. Small and exquisite, the groom is stiff, can't sleep well, and goes out in the middle of the night. 33. Tonight in the bridal chamber, there are two mandarin ducks, a husband and a son, and a reborn girl. Make the bed and shout, I'll make the bed and say something: a perfect man looks like a mandarin duck. Make the bed, make the bed, and be full of glory; New people and new things, new quilts and new beds. Rich brocade, arranged in rows; Gold cups and jade lamps, each piece shines. Both talent and appearance. Everybody likes it. Everybody likes it. Two patterned carpets and green mats, with four corners aligned; Bride and groom, I promise you everything. On the wedding night, happiness is boundless; White hair, high mountains and high waters. Third, make the bed tonight, everything is auspicious; Honor your in-laws and don't forget your parents. Make the bed, make the bed, four-cornered mandarin duck; Sir, son, young girl. The bride and groom have the longest relationship; It's a trick to make eyes at each other. Tonight the bridal chamber is full of articles; Two dragons are playing in the water, and Feng Dan is in the sun. Went to a new bed and had a heart-to-heart conversation in the store; With one heart and one mind, harmony will flourish. On the fifth day, as soon as the sun shone in the east, my master came to pick me up to make a new bed (ah). Today is a good day to make the bed (yo), and the room is all red and green (ah). On the left is Sanyo (yo) and on the right is the bookcase (ah). Cotton single bed (yo), satin bed seven or eight beds (ah). A pair of pillows, a pair of mandarin ducks (yo) and a nylon mosquito net (ah). It is embroidered with dragons and phoenixes (yo), and it is embroidered with gifts for mother (ah) below. Give your son to the queen (yo), and the husband and wife can discuss it (ah). A good son should have five children (yo) and an embroidered sister should have a pair (ah). The fifth son became a big teacher (yo), and Sister Xiu went to school (ah). Five men and two women are reunited (yo), congratulations to uncles and aunts (ah), egg noodles (yo), and clothes with "red boards" (ah). When serving soup or noodles on a plate, there is another saying that the small flower bowl is round and sweet. The groom and groom drank this sweet and sweet, and they became rich and made a lot of money. The new girl drinks this sweet honey, and the newlyweds will be happy for thousands of years. If they want to drink these ten packs of fragrant and sweet cigarettes, they will have to spend ten packs of money and go to Bak Yan for a dime less. I flew all the way from Shanghai to Wuhan, and the toll alone was that hundreds of thousands of brides ate my rich face, and the groom ate my rich face and earned millions every year. To eat this face, the newlyweds have to have ten cigarettes, 100 thousand yuan, 10 cents less, not to mention other new beds. Put them in the middle and wish the couple happiness and good luck. One bed with four legs, one son goes to college. Two cows sleep in a small rubber and a thick rubber, and the cows fight in the middle of the night. Yes, yes, yes. As soon as the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, they sleep in a new bed, put down their HongLing hukou and sleep till dawn. When the bride enters the new house, I will block the door here. If you want to enter this door, bring me a cigarette red envelope.