Here comes a pack of wolves-carambola.
The wolf ate the sheep-Yangmei.
A dog is in the desert. Why did it die?
Because there are no wires to dry.
Why is he still dead when there are wires in the desert?
The wire rod did not stand up.
There are power lines and telephone poles in the desert. Why is he still dead?
Because the telephone pole says no urinating here.
There are power lines in the desert, telephone poles are erected, and it is not written that defecation is forbidden here.
Why is he still dead?
Because someone is charging by the telephone pole.
There are wires in the desert, telephone poles have been erected, and it is not written here that defecation is forbidden. He has money, too.
Why is he still dead?
Because the line is too long.
Ha ha! ! !
What can I borrow without returning it?
Lao Zhang is an excellent novelist. Why did he once write for a month without even writing the title of the novel?
A person is not an official, but he is responsible for the work of the staff and cadres of the whole company. What does this man do?
☆ Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this?
☆ There was a young man who wanted to do business in the river; However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is?
There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! Why is this? There are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board)
Dai Xiao walked into the kitchen with a match in his hand. There is a gas stove and an alcohol lamp. What should he order first if he wants to boil water?
Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why?
☆ Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels?
☆ In Fly with Me, what happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies?
☆ Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights?
Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in?
☆ What can't a magnifying glass enlarge?
☆ What comes often but never really comes?
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?
☆ Some people have gone abroad, but they are all from China. What happened?
☆ Water Snake, Python and Bamboo Snake, which is longer?
☆ There is a man standing on the top of a train with a speed of 240 kilometers per hour. Although not a superman who can fly over the wall, he still looks relaxed and not nervous.
A new hospital has been opened in the city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why?
Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten?
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?
☆ You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for?
☆ There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word?
☆ What cows can't eat grass?
☆ Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?
☆ A man committed suicide by jumping from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead?
☆ Two chess friends played nine games a day and won the same number of times. There was no draw. What happened?
There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action to destroy it. What is this place?
☆ Two people decided to have a bicycle race to see whose bike runs fast. The competition was held in a flat and spacious stadium. But at the beginning of the race, neither of them wanted to take the lead, but rode slowly. As we all know, none of them will give in to each other, and there is no external interference. In short, everything is fine. Why on earth?
☆ I have never given birth to a child, raised a child, or recognized an adoptive mother, but I was a mother before I claimed my adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling?
☆ What English letters do people like to listen to best?
Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found the room stolen. Why?
When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say?
When does the sun rise in the west?
☆ What do stutterers suffer the most?
☆ Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?
☆ What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?
☆ What is the narrowest road?
☆ Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?
☆ A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured?
☆ Who is sick and never sees a doctor?
Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why?
☆ Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?
☆ What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married?
☆ There is one thing you can only hold with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this?
☆ The angrier things get, the bigger they get?
☆ When is four minus one equals five?
☆ A man was hit on the head by something falling from thousands of meters, but he was not injured. Why?
☆ What's the feeling of going to the operating table alone?
☆ A man fell into the river, and it climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why?
☆ If you want to make your dream come true, what should you do first?
☆ There is an animal, but you killed it and shed your own blood? What kind of animal is this?
☆ Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do?
☆ As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "share it", but the barber said no. Why?
☆ How to do abacus calculation in Class 3, Grade 4?
☆ What is the best treatment for carsickness?
How can a caterpillar cross the river without a bridge?
☆ A plane suddenly ran out of gas while flying in the air. What will come first?
☆ Aunt Wang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that?
☆ Why is it only 1 10,000 yuan to buy one cow, but 50,000 yuan to buy three cows?
☆ When you come home in the middle of the night only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?
One cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and tie swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is?
☆ How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high?
When are you more sure that you are from China?
☆ Liu sleeps alone, why did he wake up with deep tooth marks on his ass?
☆ Who makes money by luck every day?
☆ What is the most difficult problem in the world?
☆ Why do Indians eat rice with their hands?
☆ There is a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?
☆ What shells do not hurt people, but hurt them more?
☆ What kind of sea is the largest in the world?
☆ Shortly after the accident, the first policemen rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This place is in the middle of nowhere, and there is no one there. What happened?
☆ Which officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves?
☆ The family has its own rules, and the country has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo?
Xiao Ming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit where you will never sit!" "Where is he sitting?
☆ What does the sleeping beauty fear most?
☆ The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
☆ What is the earliest surname of China people?
☆ Is there a man or a woman first?
A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described?
☆ What is the strongest lock afraid of?
☆ Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes?
☆ If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to?
☆ What cloth has been cut?
☆ Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?
☆ Two people, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a backpack, made no noise, and neither gave way, and passed the single-plank bridge smoothly. Why?
☆ Where do I have to pay to speak?
☆ What do most families live on in today's society?
☆ When did the First World War happen?
☆ There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red after eating and black after vomiting. What kind of fruit is this?
☆ There is a truck without any lighting on the dark road, and it is still raining, without lightning, moonlight and street lamps; Just then, a blind man in black crossed the road! At this critical juncture, the driver braked suddenly, avoiding a vicious accident. Why is this happening?
Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why?
☆ There are 12 lighted candles on the table. First three candles were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table?
May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: Dragon Boat Festival, which is the day when Qu Yuan, a great poet, threw himself into the river. Do you know what may 12 is?
☆ If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to?
A person is locked in a closed room with only one door, but he can't open it. How can he go out?
☆ The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?
☆ I can't do light work, but it won't break when I step on an egg. Why?
☆ But where are the big and small places?
☆ Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why?
Who is the father of your uncle's sister's cousin?
☆ What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you?
☆ Who doesn't use electricity?
☆ What can hold two tigers in one mountain?
☆ The order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper?
☆ There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this?
☆ Wife: "Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned safely to his wife's hand without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle?
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate?
A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school?
☆ What valuable things disappear most easily?
When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake. Why is light light blue safe and sound?
☆ What kind of death method is popular with ordinary death row inmates?
☆ There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, pull out the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle?
☆ Why do bears sleep so long during hibernation?
☆ On a gloomy night, a girl with long hair and a pale white dress stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why?
Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating?
☆ Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye?
☆ A puppy is going to cross the Sahara desert. It has all the food and water, but it still dies in the desert. Why?
Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use?
☆ On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?
☆ 24 people in 6 rows, how to arrange them by 5 people?
☆ Please think carefully. What is the biggest shadow you see?
Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?
☆ A corner of the square table is missing. How many angles are there?
☆ What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1?
☆ Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why?
☆ How to write zero in Roman numerals?
☆ Where is asking for trouble?
☆ No one has read any books?
☆ Who is the most disobedient?
☆ Why is there a hole in the newly bought socks?
A man who can't swim fell into the water, but didn't drown. Why?
Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place?
☆ Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats?
Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound?
☆ What animal do you see first when you enter the zoo?
Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell the winner from the loser after playing for two days?
☆ What disease do vampires fear most?
☆ There are only three hairs left on the old man's head. One day he will attend an important banquet. Why did he pull out one of them? ?
There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?
☆ Why do people go to the market?
☆ Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon?
☆ There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns right. Where does its tail turn at this time?
☆ How can six oranges be divided among five people?
☆ Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour?
Good John is dead, and the angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go?
☆ What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident?
Xiao Ming's stomach is obviously bloated. Why does he keep drinking water?
☆ What water should be distributed as planned?
☆ Xiao Wang and his parents travel abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why?
☆ What is the product with the same production date and effective date?
☆ Who goes to see a doctor every day?
☆ The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word?
☆ When you brag about your merits to others, what else will others know about you?
☆ Iron will rust when left outside, but what about gold?
☆ What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo?
☆ There are sticks. What should I do if I want to shorten it, but I don't want to cut it off, break it or shorten it?
What color are the teeth of black and white babies?
Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
☆ How long will it take to finish Peking University?
☆ Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition?
☆ Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why?
☆ Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?
☆ Which tooth fell out at last?
Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this?
☆ Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when walking. Why?
☆ How do blind people eat oranges?
A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse, why did it run away?
☆ The bus came, and a lady in a long skirt voted for 4 yuan, and the driver let her get on; The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The third wife didn't give money, but the driver let her get on the bus. Why?
You can't buy any books in the bookstore.
☆ What are the flowers that bloom all year round?
☆ Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?
Xiao Chen went to the cinema at the weekend, but when he arrived at the cinema, he didn't see anyone. Why?
A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most?
☆ A bull and a cow, guess three words?
☆ Pigs are all treasures, which are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings?
☆ Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
☆ What can solve all the mysteries?
☆ Is there anything that people don't like to eat?
Xiao Ming's mother has three sons. The eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Er Mao, and the third is called What's his name?
☆ There are some things that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?
☆ Foxes are best at confusing men, so which exquisite men and women are fascinated together?
Xiaoming bought something from 75 yuan with 100 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why?
☆ A taxi was driving normally in expressway without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why?
☆ There is a small circular hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meter can pass through this hole smoothly. What is this?
☆ Dayong said that he was very familiar with the teachers in the school, and he could go anywhere in the school. Han provided that he could never go to a place. What is that place?
☆ Where did the wicked stop bothering you and have to live with you?
☆ What fills a room and people can move freely?
☆ The kindergarten is over, but none of the children walked out of the gate. What happened?
☆ What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman?
☆ There is a kind of chess with only two kinds of pieces. Do you know what this is?
☆ There were six steamed buns in the basin, and each of the six children was given 1, but there was still 1 in the basin. Why?
☆ Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible?
☆ In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when entering the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man?
☆ What is the use of egg shells?
☆ What everyone must do seriously every day?
☆ Who is always afraid of taking a bath?
☆ What car can't move?
☆ Which month has 28 days?
☆ Which eggs can't be broken, cooked and eaten?
☆ When does the clock not run?
☆ There is a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?
☆ How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?
☆ Farmers have raised 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why?
☆ What is the cleanest way to clean the floor?
☆ What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight?
☆ Dogs never bathe. Why doesn't it have lice
☆ What chicken has no wings?
☆ There is a woman in a bathing suit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this? Please guess.
☆ When eating an apple, I took a bite and found that there were bugs, which was particularly disgusting; Seeing two bugs makes me feel even more disgusting; Excuse me: how many bugs are the most disgusting to see?
☆ Nothing is laborious and uncomfortable.
☆ Why does the roof of the neighbor Lao Li's family sometimes leak and sometimes it doesn't?
☆ What does Chinese mainland produce?
☆ Why did grandpa give Xiaoming a birthday present, but Xiaoming kicked it away?
☆ In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?
☆ Under what circumstances is 5 greater than O, O greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5?
☆ Why do hens have short legs?
☆ There was 100 yuan and a meat bone on the ground, but Amin picked it away. Why?
My little mother is washing clothes, but after a long time, the clothes are still dirty. Why?
☆ The police found an intelligent murder case, leaving no clues and no witnesses at the scene, but the police announced the case an hour later. Why?
☆ There was a heavy rain, and farmers who were busy sowing fled, but there was still one person who didn't leave. Why?
☆ Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?
☆ There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces?
☆ "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?
☆ If you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this?
☆ In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?
☆ What is the ritual that a priest can't perform under any circumstances?
Respondent: Han Bing-Assistant Level 21-1017: 35.
☆ In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?
Didn't even write it.
☆ There is a woman in a bathing suit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this?
I walked backwards.
☆ There was a heavy rain, and farmers who were busy sowing fled, but there was still one person who didn't leave. Why?
It is a scarecrow.
☆ There was 100 yuan and a meat bone on the ground, but Amin picked it away. Why?
Because Amin is a dog.
☆ Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
In chess.
☆ When eating an apple, I took a bite and found that there were bugs, which was particularly disgusting; Seeing two bugs makes me feel even more disgusting; Excuse me: how many bugs are the most disgusting to see?
Half, because half has been swallowed.
☆ The bus came, and a lady in a long skirt voted for 4 yuan, and the driver let her get on; The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The third wife didn't give money, but the driver let her get on the bus. Why?
Because she's naked.
Friendly reminder; It takes a simple mind to guess a brain teaser, which is not practical.