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May I ask you a question?
Ah, go ahead.
What is the most important thing in your life?
B: That's eating.
A: what should I do after eating?
B: Sleep.
A: After sleeping?
B: Eat.
A: Yes, I slept and ate. Good variety!
B: Well, well, what can I say, you.
A: When it comes to eating, you can't compete with me.
How can you eat?
I eat rice outside.
B: Then let's shake hands.
A: What's the matter?
B: I eat out for free.
A: I'm in the same trade.
Tell me, where is the best place to eat free food?
A: You don't have to ask. No matter how big the money is, it is no bigger than public funds.
B: That's right. How can I say "all fools want the same thing"?
A, B Hahahaha
A: Take public funds.
B: Take public funds.
B: I found a representative card in front of the hotel the other day and let me eat it for three months.
Well, why did it take so long?
B: No matter what meeting I have, I will go in with my representative card. No one dares to stop me.
A: Wow.
B: The security guard stopped me the other day. A waiter next to him said, don't stop him, don't stop him. I know this man. This is the old representative.
A, b, hahaha
A: How can I eat without a representative card?
B: Then I'll put on my suit and wait for a limousine to come and a boss-like person to come down, and I'll pick you up. Well, I look forward to your arrival (shaking hands with A).
A: Hahahaha, where to eat?
He is much hungrier than I am. Look at that. You see, I followed the boss. The boss thinks I am the reception unit, and the reception unit thinks I am the boss. I walked into the banquet hall with my boss and waved frequently. The next day, the picture of me waving was also in the newspaper.
A, b, hahaha
You are famous.
Yesterday at noon, I had a delicious meal. Boy, this bottle of wine is worth a cow. A table of banquets can build a building. Wow, everyone is going to eat. I shouted, "No, run, wow, the TV station is going to be exposed."
A: Ha ha ha, ok!
I heard a bang.
A: What's the matter?
B: It's all scared away.
A: Who is not afraid of exposure?
B: Ha, ha, ha. I'm the only one guarding Table 15 and Table 16. I ate that dish so hard that my breasts were two inches taller than my chin. I folded the rest to make a box lunch. I ran to the street and sold it for 1800.
Yes, yes, but you don't eat as well as I do!
B: Is there any good way?
I eat more exciting than you.
How exciting is that?
A: I didn't mean to brag. Now I'm tired of eating in the city. I have eaten in the countryside.
From the city to the countryside.
A: This is called "returning to nature"
You can eat better than me.
A: A few days ago, the county sent an inspection team to check and accept the well-off villages below. The inspection team has always been composed of two people, and I went in.
B: Just two people. You're accepted.
You don't understand this, do you?
B: Ah.
A: Two people were sent down from above, and 54 people were accompanied below, including me.
A deck of playing cards.
A: Three mighty cars, the first two cars cleared the way, and more than 50 of us were crowded in the back truck.
B: not afraid of being squeezed to death.
A: Forget it. We went down the mountain singing.
B: What song?
A: We are pests, we are pests!
Yituijia
A: Who pushed me out? "When can I export, export wow, grab a meal wow-""pa"
B: What's the matter?
The tire is flat.
B: Look, it's overloaded.
A: More than 50 people came down and walked thirty or forty miles, and their eyes were green with hunger.
A pack of wolves entered the village.
There are not even leaves on that road.
B: what about locusts? Look at that.
A: When we went to Xiaokang Village, there were only eight families.
B: Oh, there are fifty-four big mouths.
A: The village chief was so scared that his legs went limp. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!
B: I was scared to cry. Look at it.
A: In recent years, our village has become a model, welcoming a visiting group and sending away an inspection group. I calculated an account, alas, I became poor. I have to treat you to porridge today!
Hey, this is a waste of time. Look at that.