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What's humorous about the host's opening remarks?
As follows:

1, this is a man's world, this is a woman's paradise, this is a dream paradise, this is the favorite place of (place name) people, so that strange friends are no longer strange, and familiar friends are more familiar.

Let's capture the flying soul, let's spread moving colors, let's radiate infinite enthusiasm, and let's sing the most beautiful melody! Turn a new page, open a new scene, and appear on the stage of the new century with a brand-new attitude! No poem is richer than you, and no melody is more beautiful than you. In our happy world, your laughter and cheers will ripple forever!

Your song, my song, his song, we all have the same song! It was the song of spring, the song of love, the song of love for life, which was the song in our hearts at that time! Dear friends, please listen to our sincere songs together!

2. salute and bow to girls. I hope you are all younger, more beautiful and more like Maggie Cheung. If you have no confidence in yourself, you will be like Gong Li for the last time. I wish you all the best in the new day and the new century. Qi Xin works together to earn RMB from those smelly men around you.

3. Cross time tunnel, walk into the art palace, concentrate the essence of song and dance, and swim in the ocean of joy! There is no best, only better. There is no Excellence, only transcendence. There is no place you can't go, only places you haven't been. There is no program that can't be staged, only good programs that haven't been staged yet)

4. Good weather, good work, good family, good business and good mahjong. May the girls stay young forever, and may all bachelors get married. May our friendship never fall down like the Great Wall. How about some applause?

5. Enjoy endless entertainment lines, feel new fashions, borderless fields, complete self-space, watch world events, talk about life, listen to mountains and rivers, and sing heroic battle songs. Here you can feel the exciting moment and the moment when your dreams come true. The times are constantly developing.

With the continuous progress of society, let's cross time tunnel, build a bridge of friendship, listen to, touch the melody, feel, have a good life, dance, all kinds of customs, enjoy, music charm, gold creation, punch out, wonderful romance, and start now! Friends at the scene applauded.