Distinguished guests: Hello everyone!
I will officiate at today's wedding on the orders of the bride and groom.
Why does the bride and groom have to ask me to be the host? When discussing who is the most suitable wedding host the other day, the groom-to-be said to me: You look very safe, and you won't distract the bride at the wedding, and you won't pose a threat to my beautiful image. I trust you will be the host! Then, the bride-to-be said to me: You are very modest. The groom stands on the stage with you, and all the guests will praise me for my vision. I am very satisfied that you are the host!
I didn't want to shoulder this heavy responsibility (emphasis)! Helpless and groom are buddies, pushing injustice, but disrespectful, so adults have to be selfless! Next, I want to report the romance of the bride and groom to all the guests.
Let's talk about infatuated men's persistent pursuit of Phoenix. Really: after reading it, my eyes lit up, 300 love letters, more than 40 thousand words, five minds confused, six gods uneasy, trying my best, crossing the sea for a long time, unable to give up, working very hard!
Let's take a look at the all-round test of amorous women before committing themselves, but it is: falling in love at first sight, shutting the door with both arms, thinking twice before acting, playing slowly and steadily, crafting six tricks, making seven vertical and seven captures, inspecting from all directions and measuring for a long time. I am very satisfied!
Finally, both career and love have achieved results, and colleagues have become partners. Exactly: love at first sight, wishful thinking, three lucky students, four Li Tongxin, five children who signed up for the project, six smooth things, seven stars that give good news, all of which are the same, dragon (9) dragon, very happy!
Here, I present a doggerel for the bride and groom:
Single-minded but not triangular,
Love is like a magnetic field.
Grow old with songs with * * *.
A happy life has no limit.
Humorous speech of the witness at the wedding II
Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, friends: Good evening!
Today is a good day for Mr. and Ms. XXX to get married. First of all, on behalf of all the guests, I wish the bride and groom a happy wedding and all the best!
I feel very honored and extremely happy to be entrusted by the bride and groom to do their marriage certificate. The bride and groom spent an unforgettable time through getting to know each other, knowing each other and loving each other until they became husband and wife. Let's express our warm congratulations!
Now, I declare that the relationship between Mr. XXX and Miss XXX is sincere. They have made full psychological and material preparations for the future. Their marriage is logical and the procedure is legal and effective! Qingshan will testify for you! Xiushui testifies for you! Friends and relatives present here will testify for you!
I hope you will respect, love, understand and help each other in the future. No matter whether the future is smooth or bumpy, your's heart will always be linked together, relying on each other for life and moving towards a brilliant tomorrow.
On this beautiful night, you can't forget your parents who have given you infinite care. You should turn your feelings for your parents into practical actions, and honor and serve both parents for a happy life.
Let's pray! Let's bless! Let's raise our glasses and wish the jade couple a happy wedding, grow old together and create a better tomorrow!
Humorous speech of the witness at the wedding (3)
Ladies and gentlemen: Good evening!
Today, Mr. XX and Miss XX got married. I am very willing to be a witness to this important event in life for them.
From acquaintance, acquaintance to love, they finally walked into this sacred wedding hall hand in hand today and started a new life of their own.
Please allow me to give you three wishes on behalf of all the guests present:
1, I wish you husband and wife love and grow old together!
2. Good luck in your work!
I wish you a happy life and an early birth!