Ask for a funny stand-up comic title, the content is roughly that my father-in-law wants three daughter-in-law couplets, the first daughter-in-law is a scholarly family, the second daughter-in-law sells medicine, and the third daughter-in-law kills pigs. I have seen one. The first daughter-in-law made clothes, the second daughter-in-law made shoes, and the third daughter-in-law killed pigs.

Mid-Autumn Festival, let three sons write poems, and the sentence must end with "Tuan Tuan", "Noisy" and "Quiet".

Eldest son: The moon on the 15th is round and round. After fifteen, the stars in the sky were noisy and the sun came out quietly.

The second son: The moon cakes on the 15th are round, and half of them are missing if you bite two. All the fallen slag is eaten. It's noisy and quiet.

The third son is a bit silly: the father and son are running around a table, and two of them are dead.

When the old man got angry, he hit him. While hiding, he said that his father beat his son up and then quietly killed two other people.

Everyone said not to fight, and if you fight again, you will say something unlucky, so you let the three daughters-in-law write poems with "Zi" in each sentence.

First daughter-in-law: I'm a tailor's woman. I'll give you a pair of scissors when I go out. If you give me a piece of cloth, I will always make you a jacket.

Second daughter-in-law: I am a shoemaker's woman. You will take an awl when you go out. Grandpa and dad will give me a piece of leather, and I will make you a pair of boots.

The third daughter-in-law was very angry when she saw her husband being beaten. I am a woman who kills pigs. Take a knife when you go out. If you hit your third child again, I'll kill you old bastard.

Hit by hand. . . . . . Hope to adopt. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .