Dear fellow villagers, today is my wife's wedding day. After several years of hard work, today's marriage is really hard-won. Therefore, in order to remember this wonderful moment, cherish this wonderful marriage and reassure my wife's family and friends, I now swear:

First, adhere to the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.

Second, conscientiously implement the "four sons" principle, treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito and work like a donkey.

Third, love your wife, be a civilized husband, and "call back, scold back, and greet the cold face with a smile."

Fourth, sincerely accept his wife's emotional dictatorship, "don't talk to strangers", especially don't talk to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

Fifth, adhere to the system of paying all wages and bonuses. Don't tamper with your salary and don't hide your money in the closet. But you can apply for 500 yuan change every month. Parentheses, Japanese yen.

Sixth, actively respond to the "six eggs" call. You can only look at your wife's face, kiss her face before going out and sleep next to her face. When I get old, I will never call her a pervert again. My wife calls me an "asshole" and I am a "soft egg".

The groom's humorous speech II

Distinguished guests:

Hello everyone! Today is a good day for me to get married with my bride! I feel very happy and happy at the same time! First of all, I want to thank all the celebrities for coming to our wedding! We feel very honored that you can come to witness our wedding. In the days to come, I will pay more attention to and care for my wife, and I will love her forever! Create a happy and harmonious family with our hardworking and intelligent hands! !

I also take this opportunity to thank our parents for their meticulous cultivation, the concern of famous leaders and the blessings of relatives and friends!

I wish you all the best and all your wishes come true!

There is nothing to entertain you tonight. I hope you can eat and drink well! Thank you!

The groom's humorous speech III

Under the cordial care of the party, XX and I met on the revolutionary road centered on economic construction and formed like-minded revolutionary partners. Here I solemnly swear that Comrade XX will always follow the Party, be loyal to the marriage given to us by the Party, and never betray the Party!

By the way, release two disciplines:

First, no one can leave without his consent;

Second, I'm ready to be drunk and dizzy by you. I hope you stick to it! To make a long story short, I declare: start fighting!