1, the school hours of a pair of Ji Xiaolan:

Cowhide whips cattle.

Weeds weave mats and cover them with reeds.

2. Ji Xiaolan's Spring Festival couplets for the blacksmith:

Three staggered houses

A man with a big temper.

Barber shop couplets:

Although unscathed

But this is kung fu on it.

The couplet of Qian Daxin Fine Barber Shop is: If you don't teach white hair, you will be happier.

Liu Yong's couplet to the barber shop is: guests come here to play with the crown, and there should be no scratching their heads)

3. Hanlin Ji Xiaolan's wonderful couplets:

Connection with the stem pair:

It's hard to raise a woman but a villain.

A widow met a widower and wanted to marry him.

Eat watermelon skin and throw it eastward.

Look at Zuozhuan and turn right.

4. Ji Xiaolan's couplet when he was an inspector in Fuzhou:

The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.

How can the flute be clearer than Xiao He's in an octave ensemble (pay attention to the names in couplets)? Today, Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He also talked about this couplet.

The high tide will make a sound.

Thousands of mountains are green to horseshoes.

5, Shi read bachelor's couplets:

His couplets in Qianlong were the same as those in "natural residence" teahouse;

Shangke Tian Ran Bureau

The Incredible Skywalker

Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.

People have visited the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.

(But later, Zhang Lian thought it was too vulgar to say that "people have passed through the Big Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others". He made a wonderful bottom line: "Monks swim in the clouds and hide temples, and temples hide monks in the middle reaches of the clouds")

A birthday couplet: (add dry dragon)

The 80-year-old lady is not a human being, and Guanyin came to earth in Nanhai.

All three sons are thieves, and the heavenly palace steals peaches and presents them to their mothers.

When Yuan Mei went to his hometown in Ji Xiaolan, he left a pair of couplets: the twin towers are faint, with seven levels and forty-eight cents.

When Ji Xiaolan returned to his hometown, he made a pair of couplets: one hand trembled, and five fingers were three long and two short.

Couplets in Nantianmen, Mount Tai;

Three-day victory at the gate

The miracle of thousands of obstacles has been ignored.

Couplets with Wu:

Mangosteen is unintentional, and there are several pairs of branches in the air.

Lotus root has eyes and does not touch any sludge.

Study hard, plow well and study hard.

It is difficult to start a business, but it is difficult to persist.

The first part of Ji Xiaolan stumped:

Xia Bu sticks a window, and everyone is wise.

(Later, Ji Xiaolan's sister said: The old man is cooking, and there is more than enough porridge. It's wonderful! However, it was pointed out in modern times that the fragrance filled the courtyard, and Mei Lanfang, a melancholy flower, was even better! Mei Lanfang's name is Lan.

Thousand Banquets Spring Festival couplets:

Flowers and the reunion of three seven years.

The ancient and rare double celebration adds another year of spring and autumn (can you guess how old it is? )

Ji Xiaolan and He Shen couplets ~! Look ~! Don't laugh, you hit me ~!

Ji Xiaolan: There was a bird in the tree. The bird shook the tree. All the birds flew away, but the tree shook three times.

Ji Xiaolan's couplet: A gentleman goes to pee, a bird shakes it, and when it's over, the bird shakes it three times!