Chen: Oh, my life is getting better and my heart is getting higher. The old lady remembers that a prank is a prank. My wife flew to Korea for plastic surgery and had to get a knife. Actually, I can't blame her. There's a director here, and she's going to make a sequel to the movie, "Four Guns Angry," and she's chosen. That's the fourth shot. Boy, in fact, she looks ok and doesn't need to be adjusted. Look at you, like this. Is it? Not acceptable, at least tolerable. What are you happy about? My wife's image has made great contributions to the family and society. Since hanging this photo of her, we haven't recruited thieves in our community, and there haven't been any rats at home. The mouse looked at the little eye and recognized it. In our family, whether it is the Year of the Loong or the Year of the Tiger, as long as we hang her up, it will always be the Year of the Rat. Oh, she will be back soon. I have to make a simple arrangement. Oh, come back. Gee, my mood is really a little uneasy. I still don't know how it feels. Ugly wives always want to see their wives. The moment to witness the miracle is coming. W: Hello (? , ah, you ha plug yo). Chen: No, who are you looking for? W:? . Chen: No, what do you mean? This is ... W:? . Chen: Wait, wait, let me tell you. My wife is not at home, and my personality is not very strong. I'm sure I'm a little confused by your mess. Wei: What are you confused about? I am your wife. Chen: Wait a minute. I have to give her a signal. Chen: In the spring morning, I woke up happily. Wei: Don't take a bath before going to bed. Chen: But I still remember that night, that storm. Wei: I smell my feet every day. Chen: Yes, I did. It was definitely her. rat Wei: Husband. Chen: Ah-ah. I didn't expect such a big change. Wei: Is it nice? Chen: It's beautiful. The chin was cut, the nose was raised, the eyes were enlarged and the eyes were not swollen. It's not like a mouse, it's just like a cat. Wei: Husband. Do you know how much I have suffered for this face? I was stabbed 1000 times. Chen: That's 1,000 yuan. W: Is it worth it? Chen: Value. Money is at the forefront. W: How does it compare with before? Chen: It's totally different. How classic it is now, how thrilling it used to be. W: What a nuisance. Come here. Hug. Chen: Ah. W: Give me a hug. Chen: I'm really nervous now. I closed the door. Wei: Why did you close the door? Chen: To tell you the truth, I used to hold you, and I was very calm. Now I'm looking at you excitedly. W: Give it a hug. Chen: Give me a hug. My own wife. Who am I afraid of? This feeling is amazing. Holding you is like holding someone else's wife. Wei: Laugh ~ Chen: Why are you laughing with your hands? Wei: The doctor won't let me make too many expressions. I'm afraid it will crack when I grow up. Ha ~ Chen: Oh dear. Great, congratulations. Wei: Honey, go and make you something to eat. Chen: OK. Oh, life, life, you lied to me. Who says an ugly wife is the treasure of the family? It's better if your wife is beautiful. who is it? It's disgusting. He will come at this time. Xu: Brother Huang. Chen: Oh dear. Monkeys. X: General Ma will get married the day after tomorrow. Let me get you an invitation. Chen: Thank you. Go to work in the afternoon Xu: Second marriage. Chen: Ah. Xu: He and this woman are just friends. But I didn't expect him to fight. Chen: I tell you, we men can't talk about this. The husband and wife are still the same, and I feel that I can find another one. X: Oh, big brother. I admire you very much for this. Chen: Really? Xu: You said my sister-in-law looks like this. Chen: That's true. X: It's up to me. I've been with her eight times. Chen: How can you talk? This is ... X: Of course, it also has advantages. How safe it is to ward off evil spirits. Well, look at it. Chen: Chang 'an. X: Ah. Chen: Now the whole thing is also very dangerous. X: What's the matter? Chen: Mouse, come out and show him. Woman: alas. X: Oops, oops, something happened to Big Brother. I'm going to go now. Chen: Oh, come here. Meet him. X: Ah. Chen: Sister-in-law. X: Ersao Chen: What Ersao? Call me sister-in-law directly. Xu: Sister in law. Woman: Hello. Chen: Be enthusiastic. Woman: Very enthusiastic. Chen: Smile. Wei: I've been laughing. Chen: Smile a little more. W: I have already smiled in my heart. Chen: The kind that makes noise. Wei: Ha ~ Sorry, I can't make too many expressions. Chen: I'm afraid it will collapse. Wei: I'll pour you some tea. Chen: How about pouring tea? Xu: Brother, I changed it. Chen: What has changed? This is your sister-in-law Xu: Nonsense, I have met my sister-in-law. I sent apples to your family last year. My sister-in-law smiled at me on the balcony, so I put down the apple and ran away. Chen: What about now? X: It's even more terrible. Ha ~ Chen: This is temporary. Ha ~ X: alas. Brother, let me remind you. People have changed. This photo can't be displayed. Chen: That's right. I'll get it for her right away. X: Big Brother. Chen: Alas. X: If you do anything, please tell me. Chen: OK, what's the matter? X: Ha ~ Chen: Don't go out and talk nonsense. X: ha ~ that's very characteristic. Ha ~ Chen: Oh, I didn't recognize it. Wei: Honey, he didn't recognize it. Chen: Wife. Woman: Ah. Chen: You finally made me look up in front of my friends. Don't hold hands in the street in the past, it will hurt your self-esteem. Holding your hand will hurt my self-esteem. Every time I go shopping with you, my friends say that your mother is very young. Who said that? Chen: We always discuss this issue at leadership meetings. Speaking of Valentine's Day, if you bring your wife, you bring your lover. You see how filial Lao Huang is, taking his mother to play. Who said that? Chen: Our manager. I'm impressed. You want to mention that I am the assistant manager. W: ok. Chen: Put your hands up and show them. Oh, who's here again? Manager: Lao Huang. Chen: Oh, manager, what brings you here? Please. Manager: OK, OK, OK. Chen: Please sit down, manager. Manager: Your daughter. Chen: No, this is my wife. Manager: Oh, too young. Woman: Ha ~ Thank you. Chen: You sit, you sit. We went to pour you tea. W: Thank you for your compliment. Manager: Oh, the young couple really love each other. Alas, how can this photo be put underground? You see, it should be. No, what happened? Chen: Oh, the manager. It's so sudden that you came without saying hello. Manager: I read your report. Chen: Yes. Manager: There are several things that need to be changed. Chen: Make a phone call about this little thing and come in person. Manager: It is necessary to come. Chen: Really? Manager: You should mention the assistant manager. I want to remind you that you should behave yourself in your lifestyle. Chen: Don't worry about the manager. Let's not do anything about flowers. Beauty, we don't watch. I don't care if there is a woman sitting in my arms. My heart is a little shaky when you sit opposite me. Manager: You still have something on your mind. Chen: Nothing, nothing. Manager: I have read your resume. It says here that you are married. Chen: How many years have you been married? Manager: Then why did you introduce that woman as your wife? Chen: This is my wife. Manager: What about this woman? Chen: This is my wife, too. Manager: How many wives do you have? Chen: Two wives. No, two wives are the same person. She had plastic surgery. Manager: What do you look like? You tell me the whole thing now. Chen: Manager, let me explain it to you. Manager: No need to explain. I won't interfere in my private life. Farewell. Chen: Oh, the manager. Then which of my debriefing reports needs to be revised. Manager: Replace them all, hmm. Chen: I said manager. Wei: Ha ~ Your mother before plastic surgery, and your daughter after plastic surgery. Ha ~ Chen: Oh dear. Stop laughing. Your appearance has changed, so will my future. who is it? Here we go again. Mom, open the door. Wei: My mother? That's great. I want to surprise my mother. Chen: Don't be ridiculous. Your mother is so old, you will scare her again. Oh, that's true. Coming, mom. Feng: Why? Why? Why? Chen: Nothing. Feng: I knocked for a long time and didn't open the door. There is someone in the room, isn't there? Chen: Not many people. Feng: Who is she? Chen: No. Feng: Who is it? Chen: No, listen to me. Feng: Who is it? Who is she? All right. There is a mistress hidden in the house. Chen: Oh, let me explain it to you. Feng: No explanation. Chen: No Feng: Your boy is usually hypocritical. I didn't expect it to be full of male and female prostitutes. Chen: Nothing. W: Mom, I'm your daughter. Feng: Bullshit, whose daughter are you? She is my daughter. Let everyone have a look. How similar we are. Wei: Mom, I am really your daughter. rat Feng: Oh, my girl. How did you become like this? Chen: He has just finished plastic surgery. W: Just finished. Feng: Oh, my God. Daughter, this is not cosmetic surgery. You are disfigured. Chen: Here we go again. Feng: You look like this. Chen: Oh, director, director. Director: Big Brother. Chen: Ah. Director: Today, "Four Guns" started shooting. Chen: Yes. Director: The director asked me to pick up your wife. Chen: Pick up my wife and wait a minute. Hurry up, the director is coming. W: Director. ? . Chen: This mouse. Director: Big Brother, who is she? Chen: My wife. Director: What happened to your wife? Chen: I thought it was a film facelift. Director: Oh, who asked her to fix it? The director chose her because of her face. The key is her mouse eyes. Feng: Come on, come on. It's called rat's eye. It's called the mother's eye. Come with me. Director: Big Brother, who is she? Chen: this is my mother-in-law Director: Let her shoot with me. Chen: What kind of drama can she shoot? Director: Begging for girls. Chen: Mr. Mou, I think it's better to play Big Wolf. Director: Auntie, now you are the girl in the Four Guns. Feng: What a thing. Director: Begging for girls. Feng: Gee, you can still be a girl after living for so long. I have wrinkles all over my face when I smile. Ha ~ Director: Great. Brother, lend it to us for two days. W: Director. Director. Honey, my mother took four photos. what am I supposed to do？ Chen: Don't worry, there is still a chance. After four shots, you can shoot five shots, after five shots, you can shoot six shots, and if you can't shoot well, you can shoot a machine gun. It's possible. W: Well, I'll do what my mother did, and I'll get it back. Chen: I told you, don't mess around. Oh, my friends, there is nothing wrong with pursuing beauty, but nothing can be done. Too much is not enough, I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse. Honey, don't be like your mother, or you will be like her grandmother. Come back quickly.