Every time I go to eat

It seems that I have lost a little weight.

I will sit at the breakfast table.

I can talk, but they can't.

When I looked at them, I found that.

There is only one question in their minds.

I hope it can go back to its original appearance.

It's not easy now because ...

My whole family thinks I'm gay,

I think it's always been like this.

Maybe it's because of the way I walk.

Make them think I like ... boys.

I like boys.

This damn thing just won't leave.

People ask me every day.

But the way they ask is not a disguise,

For example, "How was your day? Do you like kissing boys? "

This is the worst,

Baby, this is my fear.

Now their opinions are very clear.

because ...

My whole family is in shock now.

I was in the closet, and the door was locked.

Now my days of our lives is gone forever.

I'm John Elway, and now I'm elton john.

I'm completely suspicious now

Look, spongebob has side effects.

I'm not gay, that's what I said.

If I'm gay, hey, God, shoot me.

(Some versions of this passage are not sung.

That's weird.

Just because I'm a cheerleader

Or my birthday party has a Broadway theme.

What did I see when I went out?

The clouds in the sky are spelled F-A-G a-g.

because ...

I think God may think I'm gay.

What does he know?

My grandmother gave me a present last year.

The card says, "Happy birthday, gay!" "

My whole family thinks I'm great.

There's a man's ass. Hey, Bo, stab him.

Why can't he get a woman?

There is no other way.

Because I'm thin, not because I'm gay, okay?

Not because I'm gay. )

Just because I'm afraid of snow.

Or my favorite color is rainbow.

I don't want to make a hullabaloo about, but I think I have to.

Because I'm losing someone I thought I could trust.

because ...

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay ... just kidding.

You may all think I'm gay. ...

Dude, this song backfired.

La la la la la la la. ...

because ...

My whole family thinks I'm gay.

What do they know?

You must look straight through the haze.

Simple oven is just a stage.

My whole family thinks I'm gay.

That's all I heard.

But I've always been as straight as a slope,

If you don't count Bible camp.

Bible camp.

I swear I'm not gay.