Uncle and aunt didn't hurt you. It is this troubled times that hurt you. Your great kindness will never be forgotten by my nephew until his death. My nephew misses you very much. Uncle, Cao Cao will avenge your old man, ask for thieves and clear the world.
3, will be like a doctor. Doctors treat more people, the better their medical skills. In other words, the more people die, the better the medical skills. General, how can you know how to win unless you have experienced several defeats? There has never been a general who always wins in this world, only those who fail without slacking off, who are brave after failure and finally win.
Since you haven't heard the name of this strong man, have you heard of me, Cao Cao? Before I stabbed Dong, I was a nobody like them. How do you know that today's nobody will be famous in the world in the future? If one day, they are really famous, will you regret what you did today?
Yu Xun, are you afraid that I will be jealous of you? I can tell you I won't, because I know your loyalty.
Yu Xun, listening to your speech is like drinking wine, which is intoxicating. It's a pleasure.
New three kingdoms lines
1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Gu: I want to travel back to claim the original copyright. ...
2. Yuan Shao: No one in the world knows you. Gao Shi in Tang Dynasty: This is obviously copying my work Don't Move Big! )
3. Primary school: Master ... Master ... (In other words, isn't this a popular name for slaves in the Qing Dynasty? )
4. Dong Zhuo: Our family wants all the officials in the guest house to eat! ("za" is a military term from Shanxi, meaning "I", "we" and "you and me". In the Ming dynasty, it had obvious military characteristics and represented masculinity. Eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty took this as their own name. There is also a thunder point in this statement: "Dear Guan Bai" ...)
5, Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves, rest! Yan is coming!
6. Lu Bu: What did you call me?
7. Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves.
8. Lyu3 bu4: Why am I called a slave named Lu San?
(Lu Bu was called a "three-surname domestic slave" because of his surname Lu, and later became Ding Yuan's adopted son, and finally recognized Dong Zhuo as his father. However, in the new "Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was designed to be directly recorded by Dong Zhuo from Xiliang District, and Ding Yuan's plot did not appear at all. In this way, the title of "three surnames of domestic slaves" is no longer established. )
9. Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim.
10, Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! This idiom originated when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that he would build a golden house to marry his cousin when he was a child, and later it was compared to marrying a wife or hiding a lover. )
1 1, Dong Zhuo (known as Marotta): Brother Li ... (Marotta, there is no such person in the official history, but there is such a person in the fifty-ninth volume of Zi Jian. In the romance, he is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor, so it is totally inappropriate to call him Brother Li. )
12, Yuan Shao: Meng De, your team has returned to the DPRK. (Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated when he came back, but this idiom is used to describe his triumphant return. )
13, Wang Yun (The Story of Persuading Diesim): If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to it.
14, diusim's story: what's the difference between an adoptive father's behavior and an animal's?
15, Liu Dai: I have a general named Pan Feng. He has a mountain axe weighing 100 kg in his hand. This man will be able to slay Hua Xiong.
16, Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?
Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!
18, Chen Gong: Mende! We did something bad! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig! Cao Cao thought: You call me a pig? )
19, Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate to make yourself miserable?
Servant of Wang Yunjia: Your Excellency, Lyu3 bu4 has come to give a birthday present to Miss Diusim.
2 1, Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry
22. Cao Cao: "When the eyelids blink, the old hen becomes a duck."
23. Dong Zhuo: "Yuan Shao is a bastard!"
24. Dong Zhuo: "Cao Cao, you bastard!"
25. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.
26. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou. Dou: Dad, how did you know so early? Changed to fortune telling? )
27. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart. This is the most shocking thing. Cao Cao knew for a long time that he didn't kill Si Mazhao's father, which shows his kindness.
28. Lu Bu: My Diophantine is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!
29. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.
30. Dong Zhuo: "Luoyang luxury, I am happy here."
3 1, Liu Bei: "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."
32. Lu Bu: I want to propose to Lord Stuart (Lu Bu wants to propose to Wang Yun and suspects that Lu Bu is gay. )
33. Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious. I am happy here.
34. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou.
35. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.
36. Liu Bei: When I came to Cao Mao, Zhuge Liang actually played with me and was not at home!
37. Zhuge Liang (opens the thatched cottage): Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.
38. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.
Funny quotations from the New Three Kingdoms
1, Dong Zhuo: Banquet for the officials. 2. Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is a helpless dou.
3. Guan Yu: Brother, haven't you seen me?
4. Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.
5. Yuan Shao said: Xu You humiliated me and hit me with twenty sticks.
6. Cao Cao: Who wants to be a pioneer?
7. Dong Zhuo said to his son-in-law Marotta: Brother Li.
8. the story of diusim: I want to return it to heaven.
9. Cao Cao: I forgot. Come on! Send Bond back.
10, Cao Cao: Hmm. Now I am the sky. Take it with you.
1 1, Cheng Yu: Your Majesty, the Prime Minister invited Your Majesty Xu Tian to go hunting.
12, Guan Yu: The general's marksmanship is excellent and he is lucky.
13, Wang Wei! Please be the last pioneer. I vowed to capture Guan Yu alive and give it to my subordinates!
14, Lu Bu: My story of Diusim is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!
15, Cao Cao: What happened just now was a mistake. I apologize to you.
16, Zhang Fei: The third surname is a domestic slave, which is crazy. Eunuch Zhang Fei is here!
17, Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious, I am happy here.
18, GBP: If Wang Wei takes my military seal, I will knock it to death here today!
19, Sun Ce, I chased you from Lujiang City and chased you for 800 miles!
20. Zhuge Liang opened the thatched cottage: Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.
2 1, Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated. Yuan Shao said: Meng De, your team has returned to Korea.
22, Liu Bei: listed as a brother, fight with me, fight to the last minute, commit suicide!
Servant of Wang Yunjia: Your Excellency, Lyu3 bu4 has come to give a birthday present to Miss Diusim.
24. Zhang Fei: Lu Bu, your virginity was given to a thief! (Lyu3 bu4 mixed, hehe. )
25. Boy: My husband knew that there would be a visitor in the near future, so he went out for a long trip.
26. Gong Jin: It's just that I can't see the flag of Wu Dong in Jingzhou anymore!
27, 9-year-old Sun Quan: Isn't he surprised that I went in person? Isn't he moved?
Guan Yu: Yes, yes, the truth of the whole world lies in your snake spear.
29. Guan Yu: Brother, if Kongming had eight brothers, would you like to come eight times?
30. Xu Wei: A bunch of foodies! Asshole! Are you here to fight or flirt!
3 1, Cao Cao found that he had killed the wrong person and said that they were not going to kill us, but to kill pigs.
32. Yujin: I will abide by it to the end! Please ask Wang Wei to send another general to be a pioneer and follow me to fight Guan Yu.
Zhang Fei: Zhang Yide is the most reasonable person, second brother, don't you think so?
34. Cao Cao: It seems that Hanzhong has suffered a few minor defeats, and no one wants to fight! I'm scared! Is it?
35. Cao Cao: I went to the army myself and got 30 sticks. That's all. Forget it. Chu Xu: No, I can't help it.
36. Cao Cao: I want to find Liu Bei myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.
37. Prime Minister: Master! Liang Yong can be pacified, the Central Plains can be pacified, big fellow, you can revive!
38. Liu Bei: Although I have never met Mr. Kongming, I have met his brother, so I finally have no time to run.
39. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng, you insult me again and again, and I will bear it again and again. Today, I can't stand it anyway.
40. Cao Cao: Why not think the other way around? If you behead Guan Yu, you will make the world awe!
4 1, Dong Zhuo: Just change clothes. It's a pity that the story of diusim was left at home. Besides, the son of heaven can't wait.
42. After listening to the murder in Cao Cao's dream, Liu Bei said: It turns out that the Prime Minister is not in the dream, but the world is in the dream.
43. Yuan Shao said: Tian Feng is insulting me again. He wrote to me asking me not to fight, not to fight. I finally understand why Tian Feng was given death.
44. Yu Jin: Report to Wang Wei. After the war of Xiliang, he will be ordered to cultivate fields for a long time. Perhaps, Wang Wei will miss this grand event.
45. Lu Bu: I have Fang Tianji, who can break gold and stones! I have a red hare, crossing rivers, lakes and ponds like walking on the ground! I am fearless of thieves!
Cao Cao: You know, Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor! Almost killed me! Hey! I was wrong about Yuan Shu. It was my fault.
47. Liu Bei: Han Zuo, Hou Ting, General Yicheng, the shepherd of Yuzhou, and uncle Liu Keguan. Your name is too long to remember.
Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim. Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! (haha. What is the relationship between diusim and Wang Yun's story? )
49. Chen Gong: Your head is rewarded with thousands of dollars, and mine is only fifty dollars. Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry
50. Yu Jin: It was all pointed out by the Prime Minister before the war. This time, Guan Yu became a famous expert and had a great influence on the world. At the end of the will, I was worried that I could not beat him.
5 1, Wang Yun: If you want to catch an animal, you must devote yourself first! Deusim's story: What's the difference between what an adoptive father does and what an animal does? Wang Yun: I beg you.
52. Cao Cao: What words! When a general only knows the wasteland, he can still be called a general! I thought I fought a lot of bad wars before! Have you built many feats!
53. Chen Gong: Meng De! We did something bad! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig! Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate to make yourself miserable?
54. Cao Cao: Yujin, the generals have just returned from Hanzhong, each with his own injuries. You are my general. You haven't fought in years. How about you take part in this election?
55. Pound: Then Guan Yu is a human being, and so am I! Then Guan Yu has a knife, so do I! What am I afraid of? Wang Wei, why don't you ask Guan Yu if he is afraid of me?
56. Cao Cao: Che Zhou has 80,000 elite soldiers stationed in Xuzhou, 80,000! Even if you have 80 thousand steamed buns, Liu Bei will chew them for half a month. How can you throw them away? .
57. Cheng Yu: The Prime Minister smiled for the first time and attracted Zhao Yun; The second laugh attracted Zhang Fei and almost killed us! I implore the Prime Minister to stop laughing!
58. Liu Bei: Hey, five tigers will lead the army. So far, three people have died at the hands of Sun Quan. I swear, dig the ancestral graves of three generations in Sun Shi. Ordered the three armies to attack Yiling.
59. Xu You: Actually, your Cao Mengde is not terrible at all, but it is the awe of those mediocre people that not only encourages you, but also makes you strong.
60. At Wang Yunshou's banquet, Cao Cao looked at the ministers who were in agony and said, "Be a man and be a daughter. You just cry from dark to dawn, can you cry Dong Zhuo to death? "
6 1, Cao Cao: OK! Let me, an old man, be the vanguard officer of General Yujin! If I go here, I will fight Guan Yu with my life. Please wait and see if it is listed!
62. Zhang Fei: God, how did you fight this battle? Even if the 800,000-strong army straightened its neck and let Cao Jun cut it, it would take him several days and nights. Liu Bei: Xiu De wants to talk nonsense.
Liu Bei: How stupid of me! Even I have long thought of Zhang Renhui's ambush, but how could the strategist not have thought of it! Luofengpo! Luo Fengpo! Give me back my strategist! Give me back my strategist!
Cao Cao: Based on your words, I dare not give you an army. Will be outside, your life will not be affected. Once you are in front of the army, who can care about you with a military emblem?
65. Cao Cao: pounds! If you take troops to see the dead, it shows that you are loyal to the dead. If you lead troops to fight Guan Yu, it shows that you are loyal to me. No matter what you do, you are a loyal person.
66. Cao Cao: pounds! All right! It seems that there is still one person in our army who has not been killed by Guan Yu and the tourist trap. Let me ask you something, bond. That Guan Yu is so famous that he hasn't met his opponent for more than ten years. Aren't you afraid of him?
Si Mazhao: Governor, these soldiers are drunk. Once you have the police, why fight the enemy? It's okay! Take my handsome flag all over the mountain, even if the Shu army doesn't give up after hearing the news, it will have to retreat three miles!
68. Cao Cao: Good! Pound, because of your bravery, I reward you with two official positions, making you a pioneer and leading 80,000 troops to Fancheng to fight Guan Yu. I will call 200,000 troops to support you.
69. Cao Cao: This seven-star knife was unknown until I, Cao Cao, took it to assassinate Dong Zhuo. It's a pity that Dong's thief died at a bad time. Now, are you going to kill me with it?
70. Cao Zhen: Generals, when our governor took office, he boasted that he could retreat from the enemy within half a month! The governor let slip! The governor let slip! This governor has been in office for eighteen days, three days late, three days late!
7 1, Liu Dai: I have a general, Pan Feng, with a 100 kg mountain axe in his hand. He has the courage to do anything wrong. This man is bound to kill Hua Xiong. Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight? Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!
72. Cao Cao: Pound, it's not that I don't trust you. Your late master Ma Chao is now under Liu Bei's account, and your brother is also an official in Sichuan and Sichuan. If I use you, the generals will also have criticisms, and I am afraid it will shake the morale of the army. So you'd better get back to work.
73. Xu You: Whether Cao Cao's military order is a scam can be ignored for the time being. But I really didn't expect that Cao Cao's scheming impression was more terrible than his own tricks!
74. Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was ambushed and defeated. After returning to the camp, he saw all the ministers drinking and angrily cursed Yuan Shao: I also have something to say to you. Everyone has an upright position, but he doesn't seek the same thing!
75. Lu Bu was defeated and voted for Liu Bei. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu tried many times to persuade him, but he didn't accept them. Liu Bei said: Isn't there a famous saying by Cao Cao that it is better to lose the world than to teach the world to lose me? I also have a famous saying that I would rather see the world fail me, and I will fail the world.
76. Cao Cao: I would like to go to battle: General Yuan Shao, Cheng Tianwei led Julian Waghann to annihilate Gongsun Zan in one fell swoop for the imperial court ~ Take over the land of seven counties in Youzhou ~ The imperial court should reward him graciously ~ Yuan Shao in the golden wind enjoys nine tin as lord protector and leads the world marshal.
77. Pound: Back to Wang Wei, when I was injured and captured, Wang Wei not only didn't kill me, but also treated me well! I am deeply grateful for my kindness, and it is hard to repay you in this life! Today I avenge the pioneer, how dare I be unfaithful! Wang Wei, please observe!
Masu: Thank you, Wen Chang! Ma Su, born, can't follow you generals, against the thief. Death, when I bless the soldiers in Shu, I am invincible! When your generals make great contributions to the Northern Expedition, Ma Su will be happy under the grave!
79. Old Ai Qing, you are seventy-six years old. I can't stand it. Wang Lang: Your Majesty, although I am old, I am not old. People say that Zhuge Liang is close to a demon, but I don't believe this demon! I have long wanted to catch and get rid of demons and fight Zhuge Liang! See if it's the magic height or the road height!
80. When Cao Cao and Sun Jian talked about the general plan of the allied invasion, Sun Jian hated iron and sighed: Hey! Our leader really missed the opportunity! Cao Cao said, "Brother Wen Tai, you flatter Yuan Shao too much." . He didn't even see this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Why didn't he miss it?
8 1, Yu Jin: Wang Wei, this pound was originally Ma Chao's lieutenant, but he had to surrender to Wang Wei. Today, my late Lord, Liu Bei, a five-tiger general, and his younger brother Pang Rou are surprisingly county governors. Wang Wei made him a pioneer, and in the end he would worry about adding fuel to the fire! Wang Wei, please think twice before you change.
82. Zhang Fei: Second Brother, if you rob me of Hua Xiong again, I will disown you! Guan Yu: Third brother, let Big Brother make a decision! Liu Bei: Meng De, you pissed my two brothers off with one word. The two men who love Hua Xiong turned against each other. )
Zhou Yu: Amethyst, I have to blame you for this. If Liu Xuande wants to kill himself, let him wipe it. Why stop him? You are obviously waiting for you to come out and plead, until their monarch and subjects beat gongs and drums one by one and sing together? How kind of you!
Classic Quotations from Romance of the Three Kingdoms
1, a gentleman lives between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed for a long time!
2, a gentleman living in the world can't make meritorious deeds, just like vegetation!
3, the gentleman was born in troubled times, when the world with a three-foot sword; Today's ambition is unsuccessful, but how can I die!
The husband has made great contribution to his life, and he has also made great contribution to his life. Comfort my life, I will be drunk, I will be drunk.
5, good birds choose wood and live, and good ministers choose the main thing. It's too late to regret.
6. Jade can be broken without changing color, and bamboo can be burned without destroying its knots.
7. I would rather teach me to be negative to the whole world than to teach the whole world to be negative to me.
8. Ruling the ministers of the world is a treacherous man in troubled times.
9. Heroes have ambition, good strategies, the opportunity to hide the universe, and the ambition to breathe heaven and earth.
10, the dragon can be big or small, it can rise and hide, big is to raise clouds and spit fog, small is to hide, rising is to soar in the universe, and hiding is lurking in the waves. The dragon can change with time, comparable to the heroes of the world!
1 1, the phoenix flies thousands of miles, not in the sky; Master is on one side, not the Lord. I am willing to work hard in Longmu, I love my house; I am proud of the piano book and wait for the weather.
12, Lyu3 bu4 in the crowd, red rabbit in the horse pile.
13, smart people are actually fools fighting for fame.
14, things change, but it's hard to be safe.
15, everything is not up to people, and it is difficult to compete with life wholeheartedly.
16, deeply rooted in the world.
17, raise a three-foot sword to set the four seas.
18, the strong have their own hands, cheating is always cheating people.
19, indifferent to Zhi Ming, quiet and far-reaching.
20. Keep your head down and wait for the weather.
2 1. It is common for military strategists to lose and win. How can they be self-determined?
22. A well-deserved reputation deserves a fair death.
23. Everything is ready except the east wind.
24. Longyougou was played by shrimp, and the phoenix was bullied by birds when it entered the cage.
25. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice is hard to hear.
26, children for Sun Zhongmou.
27, the three armed forces are easy to get, and one will be hard to find.
28, this is the same root, why rush to fry!
29, although the body is damaged, the name can hang bamboo and silk.
30. Do your best until you die.
3 1, for a thousand days, for a while.
32. Great events in the world will be divided for a long time and will be combined for a long time.