What is a daughter-in-law? My daughter-in-law is L 'Oré al Paris. Why? Because you deserve it.
What is a daughter-in-law? It's Telunsu. Why? Because not all milk is called Telunsu.
What is a daughter-in-law? A daughter-in-law is naturally a hall. Why? Because it's beautiful.
What do you mean, a daughter-in-law is a dazzling chewing gum. Why? Because love cannot stop.
What is a daughter-in-law is Yida gum. Why? Because two grains together are the best.
What is a daughter-in-law or Yili yogurt? Why? Because I want my taste.
What is a daughter-in-law? Is a daughter-in-law a C and an E? Why? Because I want to be with you all the time.
What is a daughter-in-law? It's a Universiade motorcycle. Why? Because she is all over the world.
Niu, Jiao Mo, Lion Camel King, Peng Mo and the Monkey King the Monkey King are sworn brothers, Niu is the boss, and several brothers make fun of him.
Devil Jiao: "I see, our big brother is a socket!" " "
Niu Wangmo: "Socket? What do you mean? "
Jiao devil: "cow!" "
NiuWangMo laughed.
Lion camel king: "I see, our eldest brother is a carbonated drink!" " "
Niu Wangmo: "Carbonated drinks? What do you mean? "
Lion camel king: "red bull!" " "
Niu Wangmo smiled again.
The Monkey King: "I see, our eldest brother drinks milk!" " "
Niu Wangmo: "Milk drink?"
The Monkey King: "Meng (Meng) Niu!"
Niu Wangmo smiled and kissed the jade-faced fox. At this time, Master Peng said, "I think our eldest brother sells tickets!"
Niu Wangmo: "Ticket scalper?"
Peng Guizi: "Yellow Cattle!"
Niu Wangmo: ""
My friends are a woman and a fat man. They are having a wedding. After the ceremony, she ran to the table made by the children and said to a little girl, "The children want to give her aunt a watermelon." .
The little girl gave her the smallest one, but her friend shamelessly said, it's too small. Change it to a bigger one.
The little girl said, you are so fat that you want to eat something big. Nobody wants you to be a girlfriend. . .
God bought a computer, and many great gods began to rob it.
Yue Lao: "This computer should be mine. I want to use it for marriage speed dating, so it will be more scientific and faster to find a partner in the future. "
God of Wealth: "Is your workload as big as mine? Do you know that the China stock market is unstable? Is that I don't have a computer. "
Rebecca: "This computer should be given to the underworld. It's too difficult to find a name in my life and death book. "
The Monkey King: "I think this computer should be given to my old grandson. He can play games!" " "
The fairy asked, "aren't you a monkey wasting resources playing games on the computer?"
The Monkey King: "My grandson will be fine if he doesn't play games. If he has nothing to do, I will steal peach pills, damage the book of life and death, and make a scene in heaven. "
Finally, the computer was assigned to the Monkey King. . .
The phone of the police station rang, and the policeman Xiaoding picked up the phone and the informant called the police in a low voice. Reporter: "Hello, is this 1 10? I want to call the police. A group of swindlers are brainwashing us, asking us to pay first, and then asking us to hand in our mobile phones. Also, the liar said that all China will be ours in the future! "
Policeman: "This is pyramid selling. Don't trust them. Tell me where you are and I'll save you! " "
Whistleblower: "In the auditorium of the lecture hall of County No.1 Middle School, the banner reads the opening ceremony of freshmen in senior high school."
Policeman: "Get out!"
Mom called: Son, Sunday is a holiday. Why don't you come back?
Son: Mom, I didn't do well in the mid-term exam and don't want to go back.
Mom: I see, son. Come back. Your father and I prepared a big meal for you to comfort you.
As soon as my son came home, my mother grabbed him and talked for more than an hour.
He sighed and said, son, my spiritual feast is over. It's your dad's turn to have a big meal.
Dad is holding a bamboo piece: It's finally my turn to play, just say that he can remember and did well in the exam? Look at my bamboo chips and barbecue.
Son ran away: liar, you are all liars.
(Funny, we are serious, the pictures are all from the Internet)