Once, Sue and his good friend Huang Googoo were drinking and playing chess under a pine tree. A breeze blew and a pine nut landed on the chessboard. Su Dongpo picked a pine nut in his hand and smiled and said to his aunt, "I have a pair of couplets. If you can't answer correctly within the time of three moves, you will be fined three glasses of wine. " Huang Gu looked at Sue's long beard and said, "Since you are in such a good mood, of course I will accompany you. If you are wrong, you are willing to be punished. " Su Dongpo took a couplet:
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with the chess pieces every time;
Looking at the green willows by the lake in the Yellow Valley, there is an angler. Get the link in your heart. But Huang Gu wanted to drink the glass of wine that Su Dongpo poured him, so she pretended to be in danger and said that she couldn't reach it. Su Dongpo thought he really stumped the Yellow Valley, so he happily poured the wine and handed it to the Yellow Valley. Gulp yellow valley grabbed the glass, and then said:
"Fishing by the willows is often accompanied by fishing lines."
Su Dongpo knew that he was being teased and even praised: "Wonderful."
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with the chess pieces every time;
Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.
At sunset in the western hills, it was getting late. Su Dongpo and Huang Gu played chess and went home. Seeing the sunset glow of Ming Can in the Yellow Valley, he turned to Su Dongpo and sang: "The sunset glow reflects the water, and fishermen compete to sing' Jiang Hong'". Then pull Su Dongpo to run forward. Su Dongpo crouched down, which made Xiao Huanggu try his best to pull him still. Then Sue let go, causing her aunt to fall on her back. Suha smiled and intoned:
The sunset glow reflects the water, and fishermen compete to sing "Man Jiang Hong";
Snowflakes are flying in the air, and farmers are reciting "Pu Tian Le" together.
2. In the Qing Dynasty, there was a bully in Yangzhou, nicknamed "Zhang Tiger", who bullied the city and ran amok. He built a garden by the canal, and often took a boat with some idle literati, blocking the river and preventing passing ships from passing. Someone urgently needs to get out of the way. He deliberately makes things difficult, so he must do things well. Otherwise, he will have to wait. Whether it's a day or two, or pleading for a gift, or letting him go after paying the toll depends on a tiger. Zhang Laohu's first couplet is: "Eat ink, watch tea, listen to incense and look at pictures". It is said that this is a follower of Zhang Tiger, who got it from her husband's class when she was a teenager. This couplet is not difficult at first glance, but it is hard to match when you think about it. Everything in pairs seems unreasonable and extremely reasonable; It doesn't seem to work, but it is charming. When it reached the ears of Zheng Banqiao, he was very angry and decided to punish the bully. He dressed as a fisherman, rowed a boat and sang a fishing song. He came to the river occupied by Zhang Tiger, and Zhang Tiger's minions came out to stop him. A tiger came out of the cabin and said loudly, "old man, do you want to go there?" Do you know my rules? " Zheng Banqiao said, "Yes, yes! Right, right. Your pair is a convenience for us fishermen! " Zhang Tiger thought the fisherman was talking nonsense and said with a smile, "Well, if you can tell the truth, my uncle Zhang will tear down the garden of this river;" If you can't do it well, I'm not easy to mess with. " I heard Zheng Banqiao say "yes" and loudly say:
"Your first part is: eating ink, watching tea, listening to incense and looking at pictures.
I was right: the spring breeze lay dew and drank the clouds on the moon. "
Hearing this, the tiger and the idle literati suddenly had nothing to say, so they made way for a river and gave it to Zheng Banqiao. Zheng Banqiao said, "From now on, you can't get in the way here!" When Zhang Tiger inquired, it turned out that this fisherman had to tear down the garden by the river honestly and never dare to bully the river again.