Selected funny words in Cantonese:
1) May you stay young forever, be fatter than a pig, be overweight, weigh your sweet potatoes, look like a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, never give up, and be a wild boar. Congratulations! !
2) There is a fan in the cool wind, and there is no electricity when pumping water. I have no money and want to eat durian. Although I don't wear gold and silver, I have money, but I can lend you some mosquitoes at high interest to buy a baby face.
3) The teacher had a problem in class:? What are the characteristics of poor robbery and pregnant women? As a result, only three people qualified, and they replied:? All bugs? . And only one person got full marks, four words: too late!
4) I fell in love with you at first sight and said nothing. I came to see you the other day, and no one looked for you everywhere. I'll marry you in five days and be together for 60 years!
5) Sending messages is bad behavior. You can choose to be good, you can choose to be crazy, you can choose to be stupid, and you can even choose to be crazy, but it is difficult to send messages!
6) I married three kinds of women. One is an injection nurse. Her name is:? Xu, Zhuo you. ? One is a bus driver named:? Enter d, enter d, it's so empty. ? Teacher of the third department, Japanese word:? Doing my good deeds will be punished a hundred times. ?
7) One, two, three, four, five, six. There is no program at night, and a few idiots are alone. Seeing that a beautiful girl is so mature, the ghost calls the girl my sharp-eyed. It is better to go home early and have a sweet dream! ... sin! Sin!
8) I've always wanted to say those words to you, but you know their weight. I'm afraid that once I talk about them, we can't even be friends, but I can't control my feelings and get up the courage to say to you: Illidan, you drank with doomsday today!
9) That's weird. It should be you. I've been looking for you. I will make good use of this opportunity. I'll catch up with you until ... you thief! You are connected with our enterprise.
10) The exam was so focused that countless candidates stayed up all night. Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, too timid, Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank sheet of paper. The past is over, and the romantic figures are all over again.
The latest funny words in Cantonese:
1) He is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God!
Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!
3) Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work, and my real identity is to study monks.
4) Sir: I'm left Qinglong, right White Tiger, the old cow is at the waist, and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha!
5) The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.
6) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! To tell you the truth, I'm Pan An in the jade tree breeze, and I'm the little prostitute Zhou with plum blossoms pressing Haitang!
7) With your wisdom, can I fool you?
8) fatten vines, shake your feet, and buy old pork to worship the gods. On the way to pagpagpag, go to the vines around the temple, go back to the mouth of the house, eat pork and become a plague god, and read the information silly.
9) Don't be depressed! Robbery! Everybody put your hands up. Men parked on the left, women parked on the right, perverted in the middle of the enterprise, tight with you, cheating on your mobile phone!
10) If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If there is a type of mistake, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I wouldn't get chopped up; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?
1 1) There is news in the breeze, and the autumn moon is boundless. Thanks to my feelings, every day is like a year. Although I am not handsome, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Do you love me?
12) If God gives me another chance, I will tell you. Park street! I have no money. Why? !
13) What's a woman's name when a man goes out? The golden house is hidden? ; Women call men? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? ;
14) Thunderstorm warning is now in effect; The Glueless Observatory reminds you to take a lightning rod before you go out. good luck ......
15) You are really loved by everyone. Look at the car in the car. The coffin is open and the dead chicken is covered.
16) I will hold on to you! Did you catch me?
17) men's four ideals: money falls one after another, handsome guys are dead, pretty girls are rusty, and they are scrambling to find fault with me;
18) 2 1! Sending messages is not easy. You can have a fever, be in a good mood, have a fever and be crazy, but it's not easy to send messages! It's always good for Vitasoy! A
19) miss me when you are lonely, and come to me when you miss me to see if I remember to bring fruit. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me. Apple represents that you love me.
20) From now on, China Mobile will give a big discount to sending short messages. Traditional SMS costs me money, simplified SMS costs 20 cents each, and English SMS costs 5 cents each. China Mobile suggests sending short messages in a simplified form.
2 1) Baby, hold me tight so that I can hold you tight!
22) Do you know? You just kill people behind their backs; The front is scary! Solution? Because you look like Edison Chen behind you, but unfortunately, you look like Ye Jingsheng behind you! ! ! What a pity! What a pity! ! ! ! ! !
23) Get up, rotten training pig, and get to work quickly. I'm too lazy to bother you ~ ~! Really blind ~!
24) Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts every day. I've tried very hard. I tried my best. Don't understand your heart, don't understand my heart?
25) You are not easy. If you want to send me a salty and wet short message, I will write it on Zhou Jie Street: Registration 13XXXXXXXXX.
26) I didn't mean to meet you, but I intended to know you; Miss you as family, like you as love; I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and I am single-minded when I see you.
27) It is said that the weather in Guangdong has been changeable recently, and there have been several heavy rains all over Guangzhou. Please remember to bring a rubber boat when you go out, just in case.
I fell in love with you at first sight I haven't seen you for two days. I visited you three times and four times. Five flying children surround you. My six relatives refused to save you. I made friends eight times in seven times and gave you 999 roses because I like you very much! ? !
29) Wife: I'd rather marry the devil than you! ? Husband:? Impossible, consanguineous marriage is forbidden. ?
30) You are really loved by everyone. You can see the coffin when you see the car! !
3 1) May you stay young forever, be fatter than a pig, more suitable than a pillar, heavier than a sweet potato, look like a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, never lose, and be a wild boar. Congratulations! !
32) There is a fan in the cool wind, pumping water without electricity, and I have no money and want to eat durian. Although I don't wear gold and silver, I have money, but I can lend you some mosquitoes at high interest to buy a baby face.
33) The exam was so focused that countless candidates stayed up all night. Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, too timid, Tang Zong Song Zu, had to copy. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, finally handed in a blank sheet of paper. The past is over, and the romantic figures are all over again.
34) fatten vines, shake your feet, and buy old pork to sacrifice to the gods. On the way, PagPag signs, go to the vines around the temple, and return to the sign at the door. Eating pork becomes a plague, and reading the information is a fool.
35) Don't be depressed! Robbery! Everybody put your hands up. Men parked on the left, women parked on the right, perverted in the middle of the enterprise, tight with you, cheating on your mobile phone!
36) The teacher had a problem in class:? What are the characteristics of poor robbery and pregnant women? As a result, only three people qualified, and they replied:? All bugs? . And only one person got full marks, four words: too late!
I fell in love with you at first sight and said nothing. I came to see you the other day, and no one looked for you everywhere. I'll marry you in five days and be together for 60 years!
38) Sending messages is bad behavior. You can choose to be good, you can choose to be crazy, you can choose to be stupid, and you can even choose to be crazy, but it is difficult to send messages!
39) I married three kinds of women. One is an injection nurse. Her name is:? Xu, Zhuo you. ? One is a bus driver named:? Enter d, enter d, it's so empty. ? Teacher of the third department, Japanese word:? Doing my good deeds will be punished a hundred times. ?
One, two, three, four, five, six. There is no program at night, and a few idiots are alone. Seeing that a beautiful girl is so mature, the ghost calls the girl my sharp-eyed. It is better to go home early and have a sweet dream! ... sin! Sin!