Life is longer than Nanshan, happiness is like the East China Sea, and life is longer than a hundred years.

Happiness is like flowing water in the East China Sea, and longevity is not as old as Nanshan.

Long pine age, peach age 3000.

The crane language sends a message in the spring and autumn.

May Nanshan live a long life and have a prosperous economy.

Open the North Sea Bottle first and learn to be virtuous and pure.

The green qi chitose tree will always branch in the spring and autumn.

A bright moon and a pool of lotus flowers catch Wei Silun, and the sun is longer.

Textual research on Zheng Hongfu and Ya Xian Lu Qiu's three great pleasures in life

Civilization enjoys a happy new year, pigeons, sticks, and heaven protects nine.

Xie Lan's first half of his life was not old.

Sang Hu Peng Ya's goal is to be an all-round gentleman.

Yaochi Spring is not old, just half of Chen Fang's century.

The longevity domain is getting more and more auspicious. It is said that all nine domains of rape flowers have been blessed with longevity.

Wang Shuying steps show Yushu steps Yi Rongjing dances Jin Xuan Ying Rirong Jin Xuan Shang Tang Hua Jia Chu Zhou Fan Chen Jiu Five Blessingg

Peach ripens for three thousand years, and the sage is seventy years old. See Ma Gu Cao Xian after several scenic spots.

It takes 3,000 years to form a queen peach.

Ge Xuan's years coincided with the toad circle, and once the peach pond looked at the peach fruit, looking forward to the Millennium of Heming.

Fan's husband and adopted son are very happy to set up a happy day on this day.

I predict the first and last year of my life.

At the beginning of Xuanshou's 880th birthday,

Fanfu 959 domain is all.

Set Yue back to the time when he was happy for a week and a half.

He said that on this day, I wish Xuan a hundred years old.

Because every birthday is bound to have blessings, it is inevitable that there will be too many poems and couplets, so some poets have revealed the difficulties: "It is difficult to celebrate the birthday of a word, but wealth is vulgar; If you try your best, you will be embarrassed; If you talk about immortals, you will be pedantic and empty. " Reading many birthday poems and couplets can't be separated from the old saying "longevity is like the East China Sea, longevity is better than the South Mountain", so even if there are many cars, it is difficult to spread. There were the most birthday poems in the Song Dynasty, and Xin Jiaxuan was praised for playing in harmony, wishing a relative at home his 80th birthday. His words are as follows:

"Needless to say, it is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who lives on earth. Even this year, his appearance is eighty, and he is only eighteen. Don't say "longevity candle", don't wish Lingchun turtle crane. Just gently remove the pen and put a dash on the cross. "

Add an apostrophe to the cross, and you will be a thousand years old. This kind of birthday speech is really much better than a dry birthday.

On your birthday, it is inevitable that an apple polisher will take the opportunity to kiss up. According to "Miscellanies of Dongting", Jia Sidao, a treacherous court official in the Southern Song Dynasty, thanked the Empress Dowager and celebrated her birthday. Because their birthday is only one day away, their note reads:

Son of the virgin Mary, long live without borders, long live without borders;

Yesterday, today, a Buddha was born, and another Buddha was born.

Therefore, some people commented, "Scholars are wise, which is the peak." Some of Shoushi's poems were not written by heart, but they have been handed down. There is a village where the school book is 70 years old and the concubine is only 30 years old. Su Dongpo happened to pass by, and the old school book asked for longevity poems, and Su Dongpo played poems.

"The waiter is only 30 years old. Mr. Wang is seventy years of age."

It is neat and clever to oppose the old and the rare. Zheng Banqiao, one of the Eight Eccentrics in Yangzhou in Qing Dynasty, wrote a self-birthday couplet on his 60th birthday:

"Often come to visit, why ask corning. But there is more money in the bag, more wine in the urn and more food in the kettle. Take some old pages and let the waves sing. Rich and rich, stubborn in appearance, smart in facial features, better than thousands of officials, and fewer people in their sixties;

If you want to live forever, it is difficult in the air. Only make the ears have no vulgar sounds, eyes have no vulgar things, and the chest has no vulgar things. Decorate some random new flowers. Going to bed late and getting up early, like two days a day, is over 100 years old. "

Look at this couplet, it is generous, comfortable and leisurely. As long as you eat enough flowers and are flexible, you will be satisfied; The second part says that I don't want to live forever, and I don't want to live forever, but I want to live freely. At present, I have lived 100 years old.

On birthday couplets, people rack their brains to write words skillfully and strangely. In the Qing Dynasty, Peng Zhu celebrated his eightieth birthday, and his 55-year-old Shoulian was called "the best". The upper and lower couplets are matched with "five" and "eight", which is perfect:

"Dragonflies have fifty years, celebrating for a while, counting five days, counting five near the ground, repairing five things, Five Blessingg, five generations living under one roof, colorful clothes;

Crane counts August 80, wishing longevity, eight thousand in spring, eight thousand in autumn, eight yuan in, eight Deng Kai, eight tones obeying the law, and playing Dan in all directions. "

Gan Long celebrated his eighth birthday with the word "eight", so centenarians often celebrated their birthdays with the theme "It's hard to meet centenarians in the world". In the Qing Dynasty, an old man celebrated his centenary birthday, and Yuelu Academy gave a lecture and Wang Wenqing sent a birthday couplet:

"Life is full of discontent;

It is hard to meet me alone in the world. "

There are also many satirical couplets in birthday poems. In the early years of the Republic of China, a county grandfather searched for land, and the people complained bitterly. This year, the county grandfather's birthday, the county gentry merchants were asked to send birthday gifts, and a scholar wrote a birthday couplet on behalf of the gentry merchants:

"I was born, which tube it sorghum, jade wheat, soybeans, white flowers, scraping the ground to receive gifts;

Ordinary people deserve to die They ate all the bitter ferns, kudzu vine, bark and grass, and prayed to God to open their eyes and save their young bodies. "

It is rumored that a traitor asked someone to write a pair of birthday couplets on the spot for his mother's birthday, only to see that the person began to write: "This woman is not human", and the house was full of uproar, and the birthday girl's desire to see broke out, only to see that the person calmly wrote: "The heavenly queen descended to earth"; The bottom line is: "The adopted son is a thief, stealing flat peaches and offering them to relatives." This couplet can be described as "swearing without spitting out the nucleus", which makes people feel bitter and hard to say.

The development of the first division, the first charity and the first couplet is now a spent force. Nowadays, old people attach great importance to birthdays. Birthdays are mainly about eating, but there are few poems and couplets on birthdays.

This is a little long. Please tidy up. I haven't eaten. I am in a hurry. My writing is limited, so I can refer to the following:

Long Yao's 70-year-old new era spans, and Shoushan poetry flies in the sky.

He Zulong, the Year of the Loong, Shoubi Taishan.

Li Tao is flourishing, and the poetry world is not old.

Seventy years of spring is not easy, and how much hard work is sweet.

Once you cross the sea, you also rely on helping the sages at home.

I have been studying new ink with great concentration these days, and I am more interested in old poems.

Now, I hope to dance in the court. I believe life is 200 years.

There is a pine tree on the steep bank of Jinsha, eager to cultivate ancestors.

When peaches and plums are in full bloom, they are lonely, and when there is frost and snow, they compete for green onions.

Roots love sunny spring rain more, and leaves still pity the breeze in Cuigu.

Teachers are admirable, rare and worthy of rejuvenation.

Nanshan strolls, and now the country of the staff is facing the staff.

The poetry garden praises the harvest of veterans, and the political show leads the way.

In Chun Xue, a hug was expressed, and the bright moon and clear spring still mean something.

You are full of energy. Let me wish you a birthday, Flat Peach. I wish you Pepsi every day, Fanta, Wahaha, Pepsi every month, and Gao Legao every year, and your mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching.

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.