He has nothing to say to me. Maybe he wants to sing to me.

A long time ago, a quail was invited to a party, but it was very late. Later people called it "late quail".

I hope slippers will learn to fly over and wear on their feet as soon as possible.

Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to?

You still have to dream, or you will get drunk and chat with your friends.

Take a shower every time you chat with me. Why? Will chatting with me make you dirty?

The earth is so big, but it doesn't have my six rooms, three halls, two kitchens and three bathrooms, a back garden and a swimming pool.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.

Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach jumps.

I promise with my life that I will fall in love this year, but I haven't decided whose life to use.

Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't. I can only make you cry.

Come with me. I have a bowl of rice to eat, and you have a bowl of washing.

Marriage is like this. If you find the right person, you will have a romantic life together. I've got the wrong person. I've been talking about swords all my life!

The fortune teller downstairs really lives up to his reputation. He can find that I only have one life.

I admit that I have had plastic surgery. My stomach got bigger, my chin was cut, and my legs were stuffed with fat.

Some people say my circle of friends is not nutritious. What, are you stewing ribs soup in a circle of friends?

When people praise me, I feel embarrassed, because I always feel that they praise me not enough.

If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

I used to play mobile phones with one hand and ride electric cars with the other, but now I don't play. Both hands are used to push wheelchairs.

My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!