Look at you. You still want to find someone. You want to play mahjong with pig nose and dog face. Look at how much money your big brother makes. Buy a Grenade and blow you up. Look at how little money your sister-in-law earns. Buy a broken watch and walk for one second every three years. It's a funny copy of finding someone.

A pig's nose means that someone's nose looks like a pig's nose, with the tip of the nose upturned and two nostrils clearly placed there.