Guo Jing: I found that I didn't learn anything in four years of college.
Guo Jing's ex-boyfriend: What makes you think you are my girlfriend? Did I introduce my friend to you? Did I buy you a present? Did I tell you that I love you?
Guo Jing: You didn't, but. ...
Guo Jing's ex-boyfriend: Nothing, don't you understand? Do you think I'm sorry?
Guo Jing: So what are we?
Guo Jing's ex-boyfriend: sexual partner.
Guo Jing's ex-boyfriend: Have you seen the scene of the car accident? That's what you are, and it's a tragic kind.
Colleague: It depends on your deskmate to do well in the exam.
Raymond: You know what I am most unhappy about? You totally planned to sleep with me. It's so unreliable. First you went to my house for plastic surgery to seduce me, and then you went to bed without saying a word. What do you think I am, a prey?
Guo Jing: Would you like me if I didn't have plastic surgery?
Guo Jing: It's also fraud. At least I just hurt myself.
Guo Jing: You don't need to preach here. To put it bluntly, you don't like me.
Guo Jing: I found out later that he sewed his eyes, but that didn't prevent him from becoming a Vip life member of the Appearance Association.
Guo Jing: I finally got in. My dream of working in CBD business district has come true. Taking the bus will be blocked, and taking the subway will be crowded to death. Every day, I choose between squeezing and blocking.
Wei Wei: Dirty is not the problem, your bad color is the problem. Girl, if you want to keep a man, you can't always pay attention to whether he watches porn.
Guo Jing: A woman can have nothing but breasts.
Guo Jing: He is very clingy. He has something to say. He makes a phone call every night. I often tell him to get in touch with other girls. It's no use being trapped in a world of two people. I am most afraid of men telling me, "I don't know how to live without you." If I have so many shortcomings, you will be satisfied and I will look down on it.
Raymond: Tell me when you break up, and I will definitely chase you. If only every girl were like you.
Guo Jing: Train them. My boyfriend was very clingy at first, but now he has been trained by me for three years, which is much better.
Raymond: Three years? Guo Jing, stay cute.
Guo Jing: But it won't change. How cute is it?
Raymond: She is Guo Jing, Guo Jingjing's sister.
Doctor: The prosthetic "hidden bra" not only has the memory function in the deep sea, but also has great flexibility. After the off-road vehicle is run over, it will immediately return to its original state within 7.5 seconds. If you cut it horizontally with a knife, it won't leak at all.
Doctor: You know there may be many problems in breast augmentation, such as breasts. One is big and the other is small, and the nipples will change. It looks like a cross-eye, and there will be aging in the future, such as water leakage, rupture and explosion, but ...
Guo Jing: Stop, stop, I think. ...
Colleague: Since ancient times, no one has died in life. You can only pretend to be a grandson.